Since this is going to be my only post on this forum, I might as well let it all hang out. You all are about the most pathetic bunch of whino *****es that I've seen on just about the entire internet. I only came to this board to look at Brawl impressions and here I find you crybaby losers whining about your stupid little techniques got pulled from the game. Tough ****. Get the **** over it.
If any of you had a half a brain, you would see that Nintendo has dumbed down your precious little Super Smash Brothers series in order to let your mothers, your fathers, your grandmothers, and your grandfathers to be able to enjoy the thing. It's absolutely mind-boggling how none of you can seem to freakin' comprehend this. As I've said to others, Brawl is to Melee what Metroid Prime 3 was to Metroid Prime 1. The fact that you're ****ting your bricks over such a thing makes me happy to be me and not to be any of you. If you don't like it, and it makes you all upset and emo, here's some advice. Kill yourself.
And if something like this makes you want to stop playing this game, you're even more pathetic than I thought (and man was that pretty **** pathetic). The core game of Smash Brothers is centered around a party experience. You guys have made it into something totally mutated and it's hideous corpse is finally being somewhat corrected by Nintendo and you have the nerve to act like this act was no different than being sexually molested by a Catholic Priest.
Please. You morons are taking your fun way too ****ing seriously. Get your priorities straight. Bye.