Matt > you

[Uncle Meat]

In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff misquotes you!

 

[Zero Beat]

In Soviet Russia, mudkips lieks U

In Soviet Russia, WII plays you.

 

[Supreme Pie Ninja]

Fun Fact: Matt taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Fun Fact: Matt should be shot for that reference.

Proof:

(18:13:49) Matt: later, meatball head
(18:14:01) Matt: (oh god i should be shot for that reference)

 

[Dodongo]

I heard matt has perfect nipples.

 

[McFox]

You mean you haven't seen them?

Where have you been?

 

[Scav]

I heard matt has perfect nipples.

Of course he does. When you have several dozen nipples, of course a few will be perfect.

Fun fact: all but 7 of them are vestigial

 

[dr.neo]

fun fact: Matt's favorite sandwich is a macarroni, meatball, turkey, swiss cheese, and pig's feet with mayonaise.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Fun Fact: Matt only needs one hour of sleep per week. However, he likes to get eight hours a night to give his enemies a chance to sneak up on him.

Fun Fact: Nobody has ever snuck up on Matt... ever.

 

[RossMan4Life]

Of course he does. When you have several dozen nipples, of course a few will be perfect.

Fun fact: all but 7 of them are vestigial

Why - WHY does this thread lack appropriate MS Paint and/or photoshopping?

 

[Zero Beat]

I heard matt has perfect nipples.

i herd u liek mudkips

Man that was the perfect time.

In Soviet Russia, 4chan surfs Matt.

 

[Vulpine51]

Fun Fact: Matt wishes his Fox was as good as mine.

Fun Fact: Due to his abundance of nipples, Matt must be milked twice a week.

 

[Venom Dream]

Fun Fact: Due to his abundance of nipples, Matt must be milked twice a week.

I volunteer.

 

[Matt]

Fun Fact: Matt milks himself.

 

[Vulpine51]

Fun Fact: I am now grossed out ^^^^

 

[rounder_nk]

fun fa-- YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

 

[Matt]

Nipples of the Future. Was that from Ren and Stimpy? Or maybe Rocko? I forget.

Funny that you guys should mention my nipples! I was just writing my thesis on them. My nipples have the power to bring peace to Israel and Palestine. Aside from that, the milk is just damned good. I mean, like, really top notch stuff. They're calling it the new ichor (the old ichor being vodka).

 

[dr.neo]

Kool how much does it sell for?

 

[rounder_nk]

this calls for some serious action. Action.... CHUCK NORRIS.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker a 2 of clubs a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your *** don't be offended or hurt because he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Eww. Chuck Norris.

EDIT: All attractive non-italian women have been given new names in the form of numbers. These numbers indicate the order that Matt nailed them.

I petition this thread name be changed to "Matt's Nipples and the Attributes of the Milk Extracted from them Discussion".

 

[dr.neo]

Matt> Chuck norris

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

this calls for some serious action. Action.... CHUCK NORRIS.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker a 2 of clubs a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your *** don't be offended or hurt because he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Get out.

 

[dr.neo]

Fdv you just made me laugh for like 11.233245 seconds. thank you. +rep

 

[Zero Beat]

Get out.

NO U

It wasn't that bad!

 

[Matt]

All in favor of me banning rounder_nk, say "GOOOOOOOOOOO right go left go pick up the step go left go right go leeeft."

 

[falcoX]

"GOOOOOOOOOOO right go left go pick up the step go left go right go leeeft."


Fun Fact:

Matt wears a hat
He's phat like a cat

He ryhmes all the time
And his ryhmes pwn mine

He's mean, green, and a big machine
All the ladies wanna touch him all the men wanna be
Just like that
Just like that
Just like Matt
Just like Matt

Boomchacha boomchacha chachacha BOOM!

 

[Chill]

GOOOOOOOOOOO right go left go pick up the step go left go right go leeeft!

 

[Zero Beat]

All in favor of me banning rounder_nk, say "GOOOOOOOOOOO right go left go pick up the step go left go right go leeeft."

What if you purposely forgot how to use the copy and paste procedure?


XBOX IS HUEG!

 

[dr.neo]

Gooo right go left go dang it if forgot the rest but you know what i'm trying to say.

 

[Venom Dream]

Gooo right go left go dang it if forgot the rest but you know what i'm trying to say.

Every one in favour of getting Mr. Dr. Neo here banned, quote him.
Pwease. For meh? <3

 

[Zero Beat]

Gooo right go left go dang it if forgot the rest but you know what i'm trying to say.

And so it begins. Commence with the banstick.

 

[dr.neo]

Gooo right go left go dang it if forgot the rest but you know what i'm trying to say.

GET OUT IDIOT!!! YOUR NOT FUNNY!!! ***!!!

 

[falcoX]

On the first day, Matt created God.

On the third day, God created plants, and Matt got laid

On the sixth day, God created man, and Matt got laid

On the seventh day, God Rested.





































And Matt got laid

 

[rounder_nk]

All in favor of me banning rounder_nk, say "GOOOOOOOOOOO right go left go pick up the step go left go right go leeeft."

you're late by quite a few months. Trust me i had concieved this idea long before you knew i posted. (did you go to school on the short bus or something?)

 

[Vulpine51]

(did you go to school on the short bus or something?)

We call it the "tart cart"

 

[rounder_nk]

We call it the "tart cart"

if that's what it is called nowadays so be it.

 

[typh]

it was

Spoiler

rocko

, Matt.

 

[rounder_nk]

fun fact- mic_128 had the chance to ban me a while back when i pm'ed him regarding that post i made. He didn't want to deal with the posts that would still exist nor the possibility of me coming back.

 

[falcoX]

fun fact: noone cares

 

[rounder_nk]

fun fact: noone cares

well then that means no one cares about banning me.