Matt > you

[falcoX]

well then that means no one cares about banning me.

ah touche. plus rep is on the way

 

[Dibs]

fun fact: Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

 

[Mic_128]

fun fact- mic_128 had the chance to ban me a while back when i pm'ed him regarding that post i made. He didn't want to deal with the posts that would still exist nor the possibility of me coming back.

Fun fact: What?

 

[rounder_nk]

search your private messages from early january (re- "ban me" was the title).

 

[Vinnie275]

Fun fact: I didn't change my underwear today

Fun fact: Most of you probably didn't either

 

[GameFreaking]

Fun Fact: Some people wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.

Fun fact: Black is the presence of all colors and the absence of all colors.

Fun Fact: Matt already knows all of these fun facts. that's why he's Matt.

 

[Vinnie275]

More With Fun Facts
1996 Golden Chuck Norris Edition
Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.

The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

4. Whenever Chuck Norriss wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

9. Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.

- Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

- When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

- Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it

- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

- It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

 

[Zero Beat]

Fun fact : In Soviet Russia, mudkips liek yuo.

 

[Vinnie275]

Confucious say, "Man who fart in church sit in own pew".

 

[Varuna]

confucious say, HOLY FREAKING CRAP POSTING IN A STICKY!!!!

 

[rounder_nk]

More With Fun Facts
1996 Golden Chuck Norris Edition
Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.

The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

4. Whenever Chuck Norriss wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

9. Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.

- Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

- When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

- Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it

- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

- It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

so he get's away with the chuck norris jokes but i don't two pages earlier.

 

[falcoX]

so he get's away with the chuck norris jokes but i don't two pages earlier.

its just the way the dice rolls i guess

 

[Zero Beat]

so he get's away with the chuck norris jokes but i don't two pages earlier.

Hence that he's temporarily banned. Alas, such is the life of a gay walrus.

 

[rounder_nk]

whatever.... i know when i'm not wanted. You can find me in the debate hall or character specific forums from now on.

(or on another website *with spite*)

 

[Venom Dream]

Hence that he's temporarily banned. Alas, such is the life of a gay walrus.

And one post away, too.
Alas.

 

[GoldShadow]

It's funny because Zapdos is 1 post away from 4,000...

 

[Zero Beat]

It's funny because Zapdos is 1 post away from 4,000...

The person who banned him honestly hit the weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

 

[Uncle Meat]

What's with these memes?

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

Zapdos Chuck Norris isn't cool anymore.

 

[Uncle Meat]

He's been away from the internet for so long... it's understandable.

 

[Zero Beat]

Fun fact : My username seems to be very appealing among the Smash community.^_^

 

[Vulpine51]

Fun Fact: My user name is cooler than XZero BeatX's

 

[Uncle Meat]

Fun Fact: Mine is better than both of yours.

 

[D-20 Dice]

Fun Fact: Mine is better than both of yours.

 

[Uncle Meat]

. . .

 

[Rwing_Wurm_Champ]

Hoe ****...pawne!

Fun Fact: Matt eat's cat's who already drinks chocolate exlax milk!

 

[Zero Beat]

Hahhaha that contains pure win. Although Matt might counter it.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

No, nobody can counter a crazy british owl. NOBODY!

 

[Matt]

Disregards!

 

[Zero Beat]

Disregards!

so i herd mudkips maek u wet lawl

In Soviet Russia, forums view yuo.

 

[dr.neo]

Fun Fact: Mine is better than both of yours.

Fun fact: Matt's is better than that.

 

[Zero Beat]

Fun fact: Matt's is better than that.

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[Shazz]

Fun fact: Matt's is better than that.

Dr. Fanboy is the coolest :D!

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

Fun Fact: You are all still required to not spam plzkthx.

 

[Dead Hippie]

Fact: Halloween is better than sex because you are guranteed to get some in the sack and you can do the whole neighborhood.

 

[Uncle Meat]

There are some old people in my neighborhood...

 

[Wikipedia]

Fact: Matt is a common practitioner of bestiality.

 

[Matt]

Man, remember when I used to be cool? Those were the days!

Matt Fact: Matt DOES have the courtesy to give you a reach-around. What a guy!

 

[Wikipedia]

Mathew Albrecht: what a hell of a guy!

 

[Rici]

Ha, I had an English teacher with the last name Albracht, when I was a junior.


Matt:... with your power!

EDIT: Wait, is it Albracht or Albrecht?