Mario Social Thread

[condemned_soul]

yo real talk i heard that mario built the cabin and plumbing that he was born in

this can only me one thing

****......end of story

 

[M@1funk$hun]

 

[condemned_soul]

1985.....wasnt even born yet

do work son

 

[M@1funk$hun]

yeah that lil pic of him I put up there
life size

 

[StealthyGunnar]

You ARE BIZARRE.

mario rules.

 

[M@1funk$hun]

You ARE BIZARRE.

welcome to the Mario boards

don't drink the cool-aid

 

[StealthyGunnar]

lol it's fun here.

 

[MarioMariox2]

Mario's may not be the best in skill but we're like the tightest community for any character IMO. We get along just fine Just need to work on the skill part now XD

 

[M@1funk$hun]

you just told us we suck
but in a good way
...
<3 you too mm
<3 you too

 

[StealthyGunnar]

whoever says mario is good is dumb. mario is great.

 

[A2ZOMG]

^That's still incorrect. Mario is the best. Mario is a plumber, hero, doctor, pimp, dragon slayer, sports professional, and even a villain. All in one. Can anyone else claim to be all those things at once? I dare you to prove me wrong.

And he's got teh ph1r3!!!!

 

[StealthyGunnar]

^That's still incorrect. Mario is the best. Mario is a plumber, hero, doctor, pimp, dragon slayer, sports professional, and even a villain. All in one. Can anyone else claim to be all those things at once? I dare you to prove me wrong.

And he's got teh ph1r3!!!!

^ i tried. but im oudone again...

 

[M@1funk$hun]

yeah
the only guy that comes close is Jason Bourne
but he can't plumb

 

[Bamesy]

Luigi could...maybe?

lol

If Mario asexually reproduces... the world will end.
Too good.

 

[A2ZOMG]

Not only does Mario "asexually" reproduce himself (Mario vs Donkey Kong fo sho), he has made the world end...and begin all over again! (Super Mario Galaxy fo sho).

Too good doesn't even begin to describe how epic Mario is.

 

[M@1funk$hun]

Mario is so cool I once saw him crap a lion

 

[StealthyGunnar]

Mario is so cool I once saw him crap a lion

wtf does that even mean.

mario rules.

 

[MarioMariox2]

Mario is so cool I once saw him crap a lion

**** I have this temptation to sig that.

 

[n0ne]

**** I have this temptation to sig that.

I think i wil.
...wait, did he crap ON TOP of a lion or was his actual crap a lion? confusions

Mario vs Goku ... anyone?

 

[M@1funk$hun]

I think i wil.
...wait, did he crap ON TOP of a lion of was his actual crap a lion? confusions

Mario vs Goku ... anyone?

no like I mean a lion came out of his as shole
and Mario > Goku because while Goku has spirit bomb, Mario has fireballz
and honestly, his ballz are much better

 

[A2ZOMG]

Mario > Goku. Mario has teh ph1r3. Goku does not. End of story.

 

[n0ne]

oh ok. true, but son goku has teh te1etransportations so this deserves respect.
Also , Capn has falcon punch so there is a lot of discussing.
Also, i wanna crap a lion sometime in the future too

..... drunk right now

 

[condemned_soul]

lol seems like i didnt miss anything

 

[StealthyGunnar]

nah just mal goin off on how great maro is.

he speaks the truth,.

 

[condemned_soul]

preach it mal.....preach it

Edit2: dude double fireball against fox and falco when they are off the board is now called the condemned. thatc is all

 

[StealthyGunnar]

aww it's so satisfying when u jump and shoot 1 fireball and right before they illusion or upB, it hits them. buahah and they fall to their death

 

[MarioMariox2]

lol i love air fireball to fair.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

lol especially when it's ftw in a 2/2 tied best of 5 grand finals on both ur final stock. yesz!

 

[condemned_soul]

lol especially when it's ftw in a 2/2 tied best of 5 grand finals on both ur final stock. yesz!

if i did that............... im jizzing my pants instantly

 

[StealthyGunnar]

u better hope ur recording lol.

 

[condemned_soul]

oh yeah ill be satisfied until the next female i see. then its time to do the mario

 

[M@1funk$hun]

god dangit condemned every post you make is social gold

 

[condemned_soul]

omg my family thought it was ok to put a picture of me naked when i was a kid in a FAMILY book. something needs to get destroyed

 

[Bamesy]

The next female you see?
I like destroying them in the bedroom. :/

 

[M@1funk$hun]

the conversation went from a family photobook to having smex with women in two posts
how does that even hapen

 

[condemned_soul]

good idea bamesy......just before i finish, im going to make the noise that mario makes when he gets a mushroom and gets bigger lol

 

[StealthyGunnar]

lol condemned. then u gotta make them say "oh mario" like peach does.

 

[Bamesy]

They just say "oh"
then they're usually to destroyed and out of breath to finish...

 

[condemned_soul]

lol and then you hear "GAME"

 

[M@1funk$hun]

and then you hear
SUCCESS!