Ok, I know I said I would be updating my SSE incrementially, but they yesterday I jsut got possessedd by the urge to write it all, and I did so. So I said screw it, and now you can see the entire story:
Again, here are the characters:
Xemnas
Joe Perry
Baz
Gray Fox
Paper Luigi
Team Rocket
Bombastic Bag-Man
Skull Kid
Big Daddy/Little Sister
Colette
The Chosen One (stick figure)
Lil’ Slugger
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
The Mystery Men
Computer Trolley
Vader’s Apprentice
Shroob
Elite Beat Agents
Youko
Nintendogs
Astaroth
King Arthur
Chosen One (Kung-Pow)
Santa Claus
Cutlass
Shinon
Buzz Lightyear
Sword Ganondorf
Gigan
Doopliss
Demyx
Silver
Rouge The Bat
Dan Hibiki
Frosslass
Dalek
Worm Soldier
Numberman
Flippy
Team Big Shots
Tiggah
Viewtiful Joe
Sly Cooper
Starman
Phillip the Bear
Bad Mr. Frosty
Battlefield Subspace: Invasion is Go!
Prologue:
Subspace:
Following Tabuu’s ruinous defeat, Subspace is a deserted limbo dimension. Even the subspace army and primids have withered away into subspace goo. Basically, it’s not just desolate, it’s lifeless.
When suddenly…a rip in subspace, appears, and a giant eye gazes into it. Soldiers dressed in a sort of alien riot gear flood into Subspace, armed with big complex alien gizmo things that begin siphoning off Subspace energy into the giant glowing purple eye. A sinister, static-y cackle is heard…
Meanwhile, in Rogueport, Joe Perry and Aerosmith have just finished a concert, when suddenly, a white dog with a guitar hops up on the stage, challenging Joe to a battle for guitar-god supremacy! The player chooses either Youko or Joe and fights the other. Regardless of who wins, after the fight is over, Rawk Hawk will crash onto the stage, drooling, looking quite insane, and surrounded by a hoarde of classic Mario baddies, in the Paper 2-D style.. Whoever won (Joe/Youko) will reanimate the loser, and the two will team up to defeat the baddies, and eventually Rawk Hawk. After he is defeated, Rawk will leap away into the crowd, knocking attendees left and right. One attendee, Paper Luigi, is knocked onstage, and after Joe and Youko help him up, he agrees to assist them.
STAGE 1: Rogueport (BOSS: Rawk Hawk) (Enemies: Paper Mario baddies; paper goombas, paper koopas, etc.)
Elsewhere, in the water-swept undersea city of Rapture, a little girl is walking around, minding her own business, when she is jumped by a gang of Splicers, who abuse themselves genetically by constantly shooting up on Rapture’s power-producing plasmids. As the Splicers close in, A monstrosity in a diver suit comes to the girl’s rescue. Using Big Daddy and Little Sister, you must defeat all the Splicers. After you do so, something moving to fast to be seen sweeps Little Sister away from Big Daddy. We next see Little Sister by…Li’l Slugger! He prepares to beat her down with his baseball bat, and Little Sister lets out a scream.
“HEEEELLLPPP……”
STAGE 2: Rapture (enemies: Splicers)
King Arthur and Patsy are galloping (by way of coconut) through the forest, when the see a familiar white rabbit heading towards them. Believing it to be the Killer Rabbit they so dread, Arthur and Patsy turn tail and flee, not realizing it is just an ordinary rabbit, being pursued by three uber-cute puppies. The puppies keep chasing the rabbit, which keeps chasing Arthur, all the way through the forest. You play the first part of this stage as Arthur, fleeing the rabbit like Lucas fled the Porky statue, and fighting through hordes of forest creatures until you reach a spooky cave, where the Black Beast of Aaarrrgghh (a bipedal creature with many many eyes, two horns, and lots of sharp teeth) emerges, devouring the rabbit. Arthur draws his sword, and the three puppies (the Nintendogs if you haven’t guessed) bark defiantly. Fight is on!
The Black Beast is large and powerful, but slow, and has no ranged attacks, so just keep your distance and you’ll be fine.
After slaying the Black Beast, Arthur and Ndogs realize it was…a robot! Gasp! Suddenly, the robot begins to tick. Fearing the worst, Arthur and Ndogs hightail it out of there, narrowly escaping the Subspace Bomb waiting inside.
STAGE 3: The Forest (BOSS: The Black Beast of Aaarrrgghh) (Enemies: Forest dwelling beasts. Bears, geese, deer, etc.)
Elsewhere, in outer space, Darth Vader and a squad of TIE Fighters are battling a hoard of flying saucers piloted by the shroob, mushroom-like aliens who have invaded the Empire‘s, uh, empire . Vader instructs his secret apprentice, Starkiller, to go aboard the Shroob Mothership and destroy it. After sneaking aboard, The Apprentice goes through the ship, slaughtering the shroobs, until he reaches the main room, and comes face-to-face with one pain-in-the-butt boss: Gigan! And I mean, the real Gigan, as in super-mega-gigantic Gigan. This Gigan is 3 times the height of your TV. He’s so big you have to use various vertically stacked drop-through platforms to hop up and down to fight him. He’s kind of like Kraid from Metroid: Zero Mission. After defeating True Gigan, the Shroob Mothership enters an accidental space warp and crash lands on earth……in the North Pole.
STAGE 4: The Mothership. (BOSS: True Gigan) (Enemies: Shroobs of various colors)
Joe Perry, Youko, and Paper Luigi have left Rogueport , and are traveling through a desolate desert. When Paper Luigi turns around to look at a cactus, he notices a large purple dome in the direction of Rogueport. Egads! A subspace bomb must’ve went off! They continue to follow the possessed Rawk Hawk’s tracks, but are suddenly besieged by killer puppets! They weed through the puppets, only to be attacked by a massive puppet of a three-headed dog that breaths fire! After the trio defeat it, they find Skull Kid being the puppeteer. He flees before they can get any info about him, but leaves a Subspace bomb with a timer for 3 seconds. The heroes know running is useless and grit their teeth. 3...2...1... Nothing. No explosion. What? The bomb pops open ,and a pop up jack-in-the-box style Skull Kid head pops out, laughing evilly.
STAGE 5: The Desert: (BOSS: Cerberus Puppet)(Enemies: Puppets)
Dan Hibiki is sitting in a mall, trying his darndest to give out an autograph to anyone who cares. Suddenly a loud crash is heard from across the mall. Someone is breaking into the videogame store! As Dan, you traverse the mall all the way to the videogame store, and find Rouge the Bat robbing one copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl (ain’t self-referential humor fun?). Dan will attempt to fight her, but as soon as the battle starts, Rouge will use her Final Smash and KO you. Don’t even bother. After KOing Dan, Rouge is about to flee with her prize…when Brawl comes to life, grows to fighting size, and attacks Rouge! As Rouge, you must defeat Brawl. Once you do so, Rouge flies away, mentioning her “employer” payer her a lot to steal Brawl, and dropping a super-tiny Subspace Bomb that engulfs the mall.
STAGE 6:The Mall (Enemies: Mall Zombies)
Back in Rapture, Li’l Slugger winds up, prepared to beat the Little Sister to a pulp, when out of nowhere, a large flying star-shaped vehicle crashes through one of Rapture’s walls. The Elite Beat Agents have heard Little Sister’s cry for help, and prepare to help her, just as the Big Daddy (looking extremely winded having ran so far) reunites with the sister. You play as the EBA for the first part of this level, and it plays out fairly differently, as in like a level of EBA. You have to keep the beat in your button presses, and you don’t even have to hit Li’l Slugger. Big Daddy and Lil Sis will handle him. You just keep dancing to inspire them. There will be a beat counter in the bottom left-hand corner of your TV. Every successful beat (attack) you pull off in rhythm with this level’s music (Rio Grande by Duran Duran!), the beat counter goes up by 1. Get the counter to 35, and Big Daddy/Lil Sister will pull off their Final Smash and win the match. Li’l Slugger may accidentally KO himself, but that definitely won’t happen in the higher difficulties.
After losing the fight, Li’l Slugger runs away. EBA and the Big Daddy/Little Sister chase him through Rapture, battling more Splicers as you go. Suddenly, a robot shark crashes into the hallway the characters are in. The shark contains a subspace bomb that goes off, but the heroes escape on the EBA’s aircraft.
STAGE 7: Rapture tunnels (Mini-boss: Li’l Slugger rhythm battle)(Enemies: Splicers)
King Arthur and the Nintendogs continue through the forest, and happen upon yet another spooky cave. Arthur would rather not go inside, but Rex, Sparky, and Bailey drag him in, kicking and screaming. Upon entering they quickly turn around when they hear a tree fall down. The turn around and see Shinon and Demyx duking it out from a distance, and see Demyx’s water clones chopping right through trees with the hail of bullets. The N-Dogs jump on Demyx, and Arthur, feeling obligated, joins the fray.
After you choose who to play as and defeat Demyx, he flees, leaving Shinon with the puppies and Arthur. They return to the cave, and find it filled with zombies! They fight their way through ,straight to the heart of the cave, and find Silver the Hedgehog meditating.
Stage 8: The Cave (Min-boss: Demyx)(Enemies: zombies)
Astaroth is on a battlefield, tearing through the swarms of Worm Soldiers in his way. They are guarding something that is rumored to be extremely powerful, and Astaroth wants it. After fighting through the worm army, Astaroth comes across the prize he was looking for……a concrete donkey? Astaroth is disappointed, so much so he strikes the Concrete Donkey.
The Donkey does not approve, and comes to life to attack him! A worm soldier who’s soul was stolen by Astaroth assists him in defeating the Donkey, but when they do, they find another surprise: A bright meteor descends into the fields ahead of them, followed by what appears to be a man with a jetpack!
Stage 9: The battlefield (BOSS: Concrete Donkey) (Enemies: worm soldiers of various professions and weapons.)
Baz has specific orders to go on a FOXHOUND barge and reclaim a mysterious item. Upon reaching the barge, he is besieged by agents of the insidious organization. He battles his way through the ship, until he accidentally runs into someone else: Gray Fox! Gray Fox whispers the name of his employer to Baz after a heated battle, and they realise they work for the same people. The two team, just in time to face the sinister leader on the ship…Psycho Mantis!
Stage 10: The Ship (Enemies: FOXHOUND agents)(BOSS: Psycho Mantis)
Youko, Joe, and PL finally find Rawk Hawk seemingly sleeping. When they sneak up on him ,they realize he was just a puppet of Skull Kid’s. Skull Kid appears, cackling in a tree, but disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving the trio fuming.
Stage 11: The Desert plains (Enemies: puppets and paper baddies).
At the North Pole, the Apprentice and a single Shroob find their way from the Shroob Mothership’s wreckage. Shroob uses a shrink ray to make the giant Gigan more manageable, and as Starkiller is about to finish them, a pack of Frosslasses appear, looking concerned. One in particular comes forward to see if she can assist them. Suddenly, a very angry Santa Claus appears, planning to pay them back for wrecking his home. As Starkiller, Shroob, Gigan, or Frosslass, you must “convince” Saint Nick to leave you alone. After that, Santa reveals they can call for help at his house, which is a few miles away. Trek back, and dispatch the frosty foes in your way, be they Caribou, Polar Bears, or even drunk elves. However, once you get to Santa’s workshop, you’ll see it engulfed in subspace energy. A bomb had gone off while Mr. Claus was away!
Shroob and Gigan run headlong into the orb of Subspace, apparently still loyal to whatever villainy is in charge of the madness. Santa Claus swears vengeance!
Stage 12: The North Pole (Enemies: polar animals, and drunken elves)
The Chosen One (from Kung-Pow) is meditating near waterfall. Suddenly, an extremely angry grizzly bear tears through the forest nearby, tackling a large purple snake. Team Rocket follows soon after, cheering the purple snake on. TR is covered in honey, but when Chosen One asks them if they stole the bear’s honey, they vehemently refuse. Chosen One sees through the poor lie, and tells Phillip the Bear he will assist him in avenging the stolen honey. As either Chosen One or Phillip defeat all 5 members of Team Rocket. After doing so, They watch in awe as a spaceship lands in front of them, and out emerges…Shroobs! Shroobs of every color! And not just the shroobs, but STARMEN! TR, Phil, and Chosen One must battle through the invaders, before facing…Starman Deluxe! After defeating Starman Deluxe, the trio boards into the spaceship and discover a “defective” Starman. E.g., one who is not evil. This Starman tells the trio of the madness going on worldwide, and promises to take them to who is responsible.
STAGE 13: The Woods (Enemies: Shroobs and Starmen)(BOSS: Starman Deluxe).
In Subspace, Dan’s trophy is reanimated by…Numberman?!? Yes, Numberman, and his partner, the Computer Trolley, inside whom he used to live until the villains downloaded him into a robot body. The pair has been working for the villains, who have used their genius to build subspace bombs. The three are suddenly detected by shroobs, Starmen, and the same space-riot-gear-guys from the prologue, here revealed to be “Rhombulans”. Dan, Numberman, and Trolley battle through their Subspace Base, defeating as many captors as they can. Eventually, the find a portal out of Subspace that takes them to…
… the Rhombulan leader, from Elite Beat Agents! Floating in outer space, the Rhombulans’ big, ocular leader watches down on earth…but something seems…different…
NOTE: The Rhombulan Leader is big, floating square-shaped space thing with a giant eye in the center. It has a circular protrusion on each side, and can shoot a petrifying laser-beam from its eye. I could not find a picture. I apologize.
STAGE 14: Subspace. (Enemies: Shroobs, Starmen, Rhombulans)
In the Hundred Acre Hood, Tiggah is trying to make a getaway after a “honey” deal goes sour. He tries to lose the police by attacking with a machine gun and spraying bullets at them, but he fails to notice when a vigilante lands on his car hood. Tiggah turns around in time to The Bombastic Bag-Man punch through the windshield and pull him out, leaving the car to hit a tree. Tiggah is less than pleased, but is suddenly knocked on the head by a kid with a baseball bat. Li’l Slugger, somehow alive after the Rapture fiasco, is prepared to cave in a little piglet’s skull, when Tiggah and Bag-man intervene. BM, because its an innocent citizen, and Tiggah, because nobody touches his piglets ’till they pay. After the duo defeat Li’l Slugger, he tries to run off again, and Tiggah and BM chase him through the Hood, fighting cops and hoodlums along the way.
STAGE 15: The Hundred Acre Hood (Mini-boss: Li’l Slugger)(Enemies: Orange Tiggers [e.g. white businessmen/cops] and hoodlums)
Joe, Youko, and PL continue their trek, searching for Skull Kid, when they see a peculiar flying machine coming their way. Why, it’s the EBA and Big Daddy! The EBA land their craft, and upon interrogation, the two groups realise they share a common goal. The groups team up and hop on the EBA’s aircraft (which is humorously cramped) and take off, until they come across a ship in the ocean that is being rocked by explosions. The land, and enter the boat.
Elsewhere, Baz has entered the ship, looking for a particularly precious item. He and his newest partner, the enigmatic Gray Fox find agents working for something called FOXHOUND patrolling the ship. Battling their way down into the ship’s depths, they discover a small computer disk-looking thing. But just as Baz and GF do, they run into EBA and co. Baz and Gray Fox must fight three random members of the other team, but after that Paper Luigi accidentally picks up the disk and puts it into a DVD player, and the player accidentally sucks all of them (Baz ,GF, Big Daddy, EBA, Joe, Youko, and Paper Luigi) into a glowing white screen.
STAGE 16: The Barge. (Enemies: FOXHOUND agents)
Rouge the Bat, following her stealing the SSBB game, flies to the employers rendezvous point…at least she tries to, but Colette, seeing Rouge flying through the city, and remembering a news report involving her, follows Rouge to see what she’s up to. Rouge continues to trek across the rooftops, until she is halted by a subspace bomb going off in the city. She flies the other way, but is ambushed by Sly Cooper, looking to re-steal the SSBB disk and collect the reward money. Colette comes to Sly’s aid, and you choose which one to use and defeat Rouge. Before they can reclaim the game, Rouge gets a naughty smile on her face and flies straight into the Subspace Cloud.
STAGE 17: The Rooftops (Enemies: Hobos)
Astaroth and Worm Soldier go to inspect the comet they saw, and find it to be……a Dalek! Buzz Lightyear lands shortly, having been following the Dalek since it fell out of the sky. The Dalek seems to be amnesiac, not remembering where its allegiances lie. It claims that a great evil is coming, and Buzz realizes it must be stopped. Astaroth hopes to steal the source of this great evil power, and Worm is just happy to be of use. The four team up and continue through the war-torn wasteland.
STAGE 18: The wasteland (Enemies: Worm soldiers)
Arthur, Silver, Shinon, and N-Dogs continue their path back through the cave, and come to find Team Big Shots battling a giant dark Hippoppotas. The team joins the Pokemon in glorious battle, and after defeating Hippoppotas, they find it was another robot, followed by another Subspace bomb. They escape, thanks to Honchcrow’s miraculously carrying them away, until they are out o the bomb’s range, where Honchcrow collapses. The team regroups and sets off anew, until they come to a beach, where killer crabs and shark zombies run amok. They fight their way to the beach, and find a pirate ship pulling ashore. It’s captain Cutlass!
STAGE 19: The Path To The Beach. (Enemies: zombies in the cave, forest creatures in the forest, killer crabs and shark zombies on the beach) (BOSS: Giant Hippoppotas)
Santa, Frosslass, and Starkiller continue through the frigid North Pole, until they are attacked by a squadron of yetis. The find aid in the form of……Bad Mr. Frosty! He seems to be uneasy near Santa, but Mr. Claus doesn’t understand why. Oh well. With their new ally, the team defeats the yetis, and then Starkiller realizes that maybe they should have followed Shroob and Gigan through the Subspace portal. They group turns around and does so.
STAGE 20: The Snowpath (Enemies: Yetis)
Dan, Numberman and CT continue to run through the enemy base, even running into another Subspace portal, out of which comes…Santa, Starkiller, Frosty, and Frosslass! The groups form an alliance and continue through the Rhombulan ship. They come to what appears to be a window through which they see what seems to be the main room. Through the window they see: Rouge, Demyx, the Shroob from before, the Shroob Queen, Gigan (in small form), and Skull Kid, all listening to the apparent grandmasters of the scheme…Sword Ganon and Xemnas! The Shroob Queen notices the heroes spying on them, and demands they be taken care of. Rhombulan guards subdue them, and take them to what looks like an arena. From there, a Rhombulan uses a sort of remote control to hijack Computer Trolley, and cause it to vomit up a dark version of The Chosen One (the stick figure), and the two become a tack-team. After you defeat them , they regain control of themselves, and together you escape the arena.
STAGE 21: The Rhombulan Ship (Enemies: Rhombulans, puppets, Shroobs, Starmen,)
The spaceship containing Team Rocket, Kung-Pow Chosen One, Phil the Bear, and Starman returns to the Rhombulan ship, and at the hangar bay, Starman shows them the way to go. They travel through the ship, and end up falling right into the main chamber where all the villains are. Starman is applauded for bringing more enemies to the villains’ attention, seeing as he was faking being good after all. Sword Ganon and Xemnas reveal their superior, A large tank full of the consciousness of Giygas, simplified in the tank so mortals can comprehend him. The villains bow before him, and Giygas orders Shroob Queen to dispose of them. The Queen attacks, using laser beams, tossing her crown, vomiting fire, and attacking with tentacles.
After you defeat her, the villains are all about to kill you, when Dan, CT, Numberman, the other Chosen One, Santa, Starkiller, Frosslass, Mr. Frosty, and burst in, take the newcomers and dash out. Giygas repossesses the stick figure Chosen One, and you fight him with Kung-Pow Chosen One. That’s right, the fight you knew had to happen: Chosen One vs. Chosen One! After Kung-Pow chosen one defeats stick Chosen One, they all regroup and run like heck, trying to get back to earth, thanks to a timely assist from SSBB, which to life again and KO’s Xemnas from stopping the heroes. Realizing what a sentient videogame could fetch on the Black Market, Rouge flees the villains, videogame in tow.
STAGE 22: The Rhombulan Ship (2) (BOSS: Shroob Queen)(Enemies: Rhombulans, Starmen, puppets, and Shroobs)
The Mystery Men are about to enter Creepy Steeple, looking to apprehend the fugitive Doopliss. They storm the area battling zombies both human and pig. Eventually they battle their way to the top, and Blue Raja rushes in to Doopliss’s room. There is bright flash before his comrades can follow him, and BR exit’s the room, claiming Doopliss has fled into the big purple portal in his room. The rest of the MM see the portal he mentioned, and have reservations about entering it. Suddenly, Sly Cooper falls through the roof into the room, believing Creepy Steeples roof to be sturdier. Colette shortly follows. The two groups swap stories and unite.
STAGE 23:Creepy Steeple (Enemies: Zombies and Pig Zombies)
BM and Tiggah continue trying to follow Li’l Slugger, but Tiggah is less than cooperative, not seeing the need to do this. Suddenly, they hear a clap of thunder and turn around to find the Hundred Acre Hood completely engulfed in Subspace!
Enraged by the loss of all his piglets, Tiggah pursues Li’l Slugger so fast even BM has trouble keeping up. They come upon a war-torn field, and meet Astaroth and company. The team of now-six continues to look for their enemy, with Tiggah leading the pack.
STAGE 24: The Plains (Enemies: Animals, Zombies, Worm soldiers)
Joe Perry wakes up in what looks like a funky cell-shaded city, and finds Gray Fox, Baz, Youko, and PL coming to, each equally befuddled to where they are. They are suddenly greeted by none other than Viewtiful Joe, happy to be of service to those in need. He explains that they are in Movieland, and he knows how to get out. You battle through the Movieland city, all the way to a movie theatre. Once inside, you find your progress halted by……Hulk Davidson, the biker-dino with a battleaxe! After defeating him, you hop through the movie screen, back into the real world.
STAGE 25: Movieland (Enemies: Madow robots of different varieties [enemies from Viewtiful Joe], and rob-bats) (BOSS: Hulk Davidson)
Captain Cutlass is about to inquire about the newcomers that have come to her ship (Arthur, Shinon, Silver, N-Dogs and Team Big Shots), when Li’l Slugger appears to try and bash in the N-Dogs! Silver mounts a psychic attack on him, causing Li’l Slugger to twitch violently, foam at the mouth, and laugh an unearthly laugh. He melts into his big black blob form. The heroes, the enter a boss battle with Blob Slugger, where you have to trick him into attacking Cutlass’s ship, which will hit him a cannonball. 5 cannonballs will cause Blob Slugger to revert into an unconscious Li’l Slugger. Cutlass takes them all aboard, KO’ed Li’l Slugger included. They then set sail.
STAGE 26:The Beach Front (Boss: Blob Slugger)
On the Rhombulan Ship, Sword Ganondorf and Xemnas are discussing leaving the other villains out to dry by killing them all. The shroob from that crashed with Starkiller, who is the newly-appointed Shroob King, and Gigan overhear them. Playing as the two henchmen, the player runs to tell Giygas.
Giygas does not approve, and summons Xemnas and Sword Ganon to punish them. The tank Giygas is in opens, and the swirling red mass previously thought to be Giygas explodes into a bright orb of light. Ganon and Xemnas scream for a moment before going quiet.
Shroob and Gigan also find the unconscious Blue Raja about to be tortured by Skull Kid. The two lackeys accidentally free him, and as Blue Raja, you defeat Skull Kid, take his trophy, and flee the Rhombulan ship.
Stage 27: The villains’ chambers (enemies: Starmen, puppets)
Sly, Colette, and The Mystery Men run into Tiggah and co., and the obligatory joining takes place. They are about to continue their journey when “Blue Raja” is struck in the head with a fork. The real Blue Raja from the level previous claims the one with the Mystery Men is Doopliss in disguise. Doopliss drops the act and you must defeat him. After doing so, he flees into the night.
STAGE 28: (Enemies: zombies and pig zombies)
Cutlass’ ship, and everyone on it, cruises through the briny deep, until they find a portion of the ocean frozen!
Upon further inspection, the ship’s crew find that Team Rocket, Kung-Pow Chosen One, Phil the Bear, Dan, CT, Numberman, the other Chosen One, Santa, Starkiller, Rouge, SSBB, and Frosslass on the artificially made block of ice. The now extremely large team sets sail yet again.
STAGE 29:The Iceberg (enemies: Snowsharks, yetis)
Tiggah and co., unite with Joe Perry and co. finally, just as Cutlass’s ship pulls up on the nearby beach. At this point, all the hero characters are united for one force of good, containing 36 hero characters. Blue Raja puts the Skull Kid trophy on Cutlass’s ship.
But suddenly…The Rhombulan Mothership appears, hovering in the sky, and fires bolt after bolt of Subspace upon the earth, hoping to consume it quickly. Apparently the SSBB disk would have allowed them to do this quicker, but without it, the villains pursued alternative courses of action. As death rains down fro above, you must try and make it through the hostile environment as enemies begin being beamed down. Eventually, the heroes are surrounded by a group of Starman Deluxes, Rhombulans, , paper baddies, and shroobs…when suddenly, a hail of grenades and blood annihilates all the minions! Flippy, the veteran teddy bear, appears, having saved the heroes from certain doom, and looking to help them. He gives them the morale boost they need to believe in themselves and win the day!
STAGE 30:The Earth (Enemies: Shroobs, Starmen, paper baddies, Rhombulans)
Demyx. Starman, Gigan and Shroob are at a meeting with all the other villains, when Xemnas and Sword Ganon enter, looking possessed. They unleash “Giygas”’s mind-controlling smog, which brainwashed them, on the other baddies, who are able to escape thanks to Demyx’s water clones absorbing it all. The villains, realizing they have been betrayed, return to earth, fighting their former comrades along the way to the Subspace portal.
STAGE 31: The Enemy Base (Enemies: Shroobs, Starmen, Rhombulans, Paper Baddies)
Back on earth, the heroes mount their final assault on the Rhombulan Mothership, which is by now surrounded by Starman and Shroob spaceships. Vader’s apprentice gets to work pulling the alien ships out of the sky with the force, even hurling some into the Rhombulan ship itself.
Silver mounts a psychic attack from the conscious minds of every living thing on the planet, which is further strengthened by Colette’s relentless prayer for success.
Tiggah and his remaining piglets get to work taking down enemies.
Phillip the Bear goes on the warpath.
Dan almost gets killed, but is saved by a battalion of worm soldiers.
King Arthur slices through foes as Nintendogs lure them in with cuteness.
The Chosen Ones team up to kick major tail with superb teamwork.
Team Big Shots and Team Rocket form an equally awesome alliance.
The Mystery Men use The Spleen to make enemies retreat.
Paper Luigi mostly lets his partners fight for him.
Shinon snipes down foes as Cutlass slices through them.
Big Daddy and Little Sister get all the other Big Daddies and Little Sisters to help.
Viewtiful Joe slows down enemy forces.
Numberman uses Computer Trolley to turn every computer with internet into beacons that emit a high-frequency wave that damages the Rhombulan ship’s inhabitants.
SSBB emits the signal over Nintendo’s wi-fi network.
Santa, Frosslass, and Bad Mr. Frosty pelt enemies with ice, as Baz, Astaroth, Buzz, the Dalek, Gray Fox, and most of the others get to work defeating the invading forces.
Aerosmith, Youko and EBA team up, as the musicians play Walk This Way, rallying Earth’s inhabitants, and EBA’s dance moves further inspire them. Amid the familiar chanting of “Music Lives!”, combined with Silver’s psychic might, a psychic beam blasts into space, shooting straight through the Rhombulan ship!
Victory, right?
WRONG!!!! From the wreckage of the ship, there emerges the true villains of the story…
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THE DALEKS!!!! A seemingly endless supply of Daleks descend upon the earth, prepared to exterminate the inferior beings who destroyed the ship of the Daleks’ latest conquested race. Seeing this, the Dalek you’ve been playing with will switch sides and join his brethren. As the Daleks and the remaining shroob and Starman forces come down to earth to deal with the heroes, you must fight your way through the streets of the war torn earth, battling the Daleks, who are extremely difficult beings. Eventually, after playing through the level, the Daleks will surround the heroes with guns at the ready. Then the true villain of the piece, escorted by Sword Ganon and Xemnas, will appear to gloat at his victory:
DAVROS, creator of the Daleks! Yes, it was Davros who pretended to be Giygas, who used the Rhombulans, Shroob, and Starman races to help enslave Earth!
OMG!!! (I know he looks rather silly, but this dude is seriously evil)
STAGE 31: The Battlefield Earth (Enemies: Starmen, Shroobs, Daleks)
Li’l Slugger wakes up, while on Cutlass’s ship, and ,with you controlling him, tries to navigate his way out, until he comes across Doopliss, looking for a new form to steal. However, when Doopliss tries to mimic Li’l Slugger, he can’t control the boy’s true power, and is turned into a deformed, half-blob monstrosity that Li’l Slugger must defeat. After he does so, Doopliss is trophified, and Li’l Slugger notices as a spaceship crashing into the water near the boat.
STAGE 32: Below Decks (Enemies: Pirates) (BOSS: Imperfect Doopli-Slugger)
A Starman ship crash-lands into the ocean, and out emerge Starman, Demyx, Gigan, and Shroob. They notice the pirate ship nearby, and sneak on it without being detected by the Daleks. Once inside, they get ambushed by Li’l Slugger, who had just recently came to. After defeating Li’l Slugger, again, he runs away off the ship, and a Dalek can be heard yelling “Exterminate!” The villains continue through the ship, and reawaken Skull Kid and Doopliss, and brief him on their employer’s betrayal. The villains agree to band together and save earth so they themselves can claim it.
Stage 33: The Ship Deck (Enemies: Pirates)
Davros gloats over the heroes before him, having them surrounded with 2 Daleks for each one of them. Davros prepares to order their extermination…when out of nowhere, Li’l Slugger tears through the street on his skates, and bashes a Dalek’s head in with his bat, just like he did to the one that he saw near the ship. The Daleks are not pleased, and bedlam breaks loose as the heroes begin to strike back. Bag-man notices Sword Ganon and Xemnas about to defeat Li’l Slugger, and intervenes. The duo defeat the mind-controlled villains, freeing them from Davros’s control.
You then can choose from any of the 41 characters at your disposal (the other 5 are the villains) to defeat a massive wave of Daleks. Eventually, Davros calls in a new creation: The Spider-Daleks, which has a Dalek’s head atop an eight-legged killer robot body. Luckily, The Shroob and Starman spaceships, A normal-sized Gigan, Doopliss disguised as Gigan, and Demyx’s water clones begin to attack the Spider-Daleks, destroying all but one before Davros eliminates the ships, re-shrinks Gigan, and defeats Doopliss and Demyx‘s clones. At this point, you can use all 46 characters to smite the remaining Spider-Dalek.
After this, Davros will appear, accompanied by two Daleks holding the “Giygas Tank”. Davros does not look happy.
STAGE 34: The Frontlines (Enemies: Daleks) (BOSS: Spider-Dalek)
Davros will sic several waves of Daleks, and souped-up Supreme Daleks (like regular only red, stronger, and faster). Once you defeat all 50 enemies, Davros will come down, followed by his Dalek lackies.
Davros will at first attack you as he is, using extermination blasts, ramming, sicking his two Dalek bodyguards on you, and shooting of electricity to attack you. Once this form is defeated, Davros will open the Giygas Tank. Turns out it really IS Giygas! Davros absorbs the energy of Giygas, and prepares for the real final battle.
STAGE 35:The War Trenches (Enemies: Daleks and Supreme Daleks)(BOSS: Davros)
Davros absorbs the pure essence of Giygas, causing him to glow red and his eyes to glow with power. He raises the street they are all on into space, allowing for a very dramatic final battle.
The Giygas-Davros hybrid, heretofore called Giygavros, challenges all 46 playable characters, and you choose your best 10. You will need them all, even on easy, because you can HARDLY grasp the true nature of Giygavros’ attacks. Most of his attack involve bending the very fabric of space, causing them to be hard to see, and thus hard to dodge. Also, Giygavros has a sort of PK Starstorm attack, where he fires an extermination-bolt into the air, before it comes back down as several blasts. Dodging this attack is extremely necessary, as it does 40% flat. Giygavros can also fire blasts of lightning, send out nigh-invisible Off Wave-style waves (don’t worry they’re weaker) and send a blast of fire that covers the whole ground for a second. Other attacks include making spikes emerge form the ground and causing rain that affect you like a flower does (steady increase in %). Once you finally defeat him, the platform you are on returns to its rightful place in the ground, and you buckle up to see how it all pans out.
STAGE 36: The Finale (BOSS: Giygavros)
Giygavros isn’t defeated yet! He begins to create a massive ball of energy so big, it would destroy the earth! When suddenly, Giygavros clutches his heart. The energy ball funnels itself into Giygavros’ mouth, and Giygavros turns back into Davros as Giygas’ raw power rips his body asunder. You know how you can’t grasp the true nature of Giygas? Well, neither can Davros. Giygas, furious at how he has been used, reduces Davros, and all the Daleks, except the one who was defective. That Dalek is given free thought by Giygas, as one last dig at Davros: Making one of his creations the one thing Daleks hate, a free thinker. Giygas is suddenly slain when Silver and Colette take advantage of his weakened state and force him into a corporeal form, followed by Gray fox slitting his throat…and Baz shooting him with a rocket launcher. Whatever works. The citizens of earth cheer. The world is saved! All the subspace bombs reverse themselves and the world goes back to normal.
Right?
Epilogue: Following the events of the story, the main characters are changed forever. How? In a post-credit move, we’ll see…
Joe Perry leaves Aerosmith and joins the EBA, helping save the world many times over. Dan tries to, but is rejected.
Youko and Demyx become members of Aerosmith, leading the band the record two #1 hits: “Dance, Water, Dance” and “Darn Shkippy”.
Paper Luigi wrote a book about the whole thing. While the book sold very well, it was later made into an Ang Lee movie and was a box office flop.
Li’l Slugger and Phil the Bear are sent to Catholic School, where they are brutally disciplined and later become real-estate brokers.
Flippy gets his own reality TV show “Boot Camp With The Stars”. It lasts one episode, and stops five seconds after the theme song when Flippy kills an intern with a cheese-grater.
Xemnas and Sword Ganon became a buddy-movie sensation, making millions of dollars until they were arrested for possession of cocaine and were killed in an ensuing gunfight with the police.
Baz and Gray Fox become full-time partners, fighting crime on a daily basis.
Bag-Man joins The Mystery Men, helping them rid the world of evil. He and The Spleen never really get that close, though.
Frosslass joins Team Big Shots. Stalin teaches her to talk, and she adopts the name Mother Abigail.
Sly and Rouge become extremely close, and do everything together. Live, shop, steal, sleep…
The Shroobs and Starmen create an alliance, but are always thwarted by teenage boys and mustachioed plumbers wherever they go.
Vader’s Apprentice returns home, and is rewarded with several of Tattooine’s finest slave girls for defeating the shroobs.
Colette returns to Rapture with Big Daddy and Little Sister, becoming a surrogate mother for the child. Skull Kid regularly performs puppet shows for her amusement.
Computer Trolley and Smash Bros. Brawl fall madly in love, and Numberman creates a PC version of Brawl, making PC gaming relevant for years after it should’ve stopped.
Team Rocket is arrested for DUI, and spend several years in AA, rehab, and various prisons.
Bad Mr. Frosty now works for Santa, helping keep the drunken elves in line.
Viewtiful Joe, Kung-Pow Chosen One, and Buzz Lightyear work together to make the movie “Viewtiful Pow Story”, which is the highest grossing film ever.
Tiggah becomes the kingpin of the Hundred Acre Hood, and enjoys a long and glorious reign, until he is whacked by members of an opposing gang, The Mouseketeers.
Stick Figure Chosen One becomes an action-movie star, but later devolves into doing child comedies and eventually sitcoms.
Dalek and Gigan, who was unable to return to normal size after Davros shrunk him, find work as recurring Power Rangers villains, enjoying the chance to tear the miniaturized cityscapes they are provided.
King Arthur adopts the Nintendogs, but later loses custody for trying to train Bailey to fight in underground competitions. King Arthur runs away, evading custody for years.
Cutlass becomes queen of all pirates, and along with her new “friend” Shinon, they terrorize the seven seas.
Silver becomes the host of psychic hotline, and is met with varying degrees of success.
Doopliss returns to Creepy Steeple, where he becomes a world-class pig rancher.
Worm Soldier regains his soul from Astaroth, and rejoins the ranks of his comrades.
Speaking of Astaroth…
If you defeat Giygavros again, either by playing through the whole story or just re-doing Stage 36, after the epilogue and credits, you will see this additional scene:
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Astaroth is seen standing in the ashes of where Davros once was, and where Baz blew up Giygas. He inhales deeply, and the camera zooms into his eyes. Each eye has this in it:
Astaroth blinks and his eyes go back to normal. He smiles evilly and laughs a bone-chilling laugh.
THE END!!!!!
