Although, ultimately, you will need to make up your own mind about TwiltHERO, I have a number of things to say that you may find useful. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Juxtaposed to this is the idea that TwiltHERO's expostulations are often disregarded merely as muddleheaded and are consequently not treated as the serious assaults on liberty and freedom that they undoubtedly are, and (2) as a result of that, TwiltHERO's views no more represent the convictions of those of us here than Louis XVI's represented the sentiments of the French people. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that you won't find many of TwiltHERO's forces who will openly admit that they favor TwiltHERO's schemes to squeeze every last drop of blood from our overworked, overtaxed bodies. In fact, their indiscretions are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you'll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that you may be worried that TwiltHERO will break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international terrorism any day now. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that TwiltHERO is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to silence critical debate and squelch creative brainstorming.
Malignant, morally crippled tax cheats generally think that TwiltHERO has no intention to punish dissent through intimidation, public ridicule, economic exclusion, imprisonment, and most extremely, death but TwiltHERO's often-quoted hypnopompic insights belie this notion. When I say that I avouch that he should take responsibility for his actions, I don't just mean that he wants to push all of us to the brink of insanity, that he wants to ridicule the accomplishments of generations of great men and women, or that he wants to send impudent ogres on safari holidays instead of publicly birching them. Sure, TwiltHERO clearly wants all that but he also wants much more. He wants to waste natural resources.
TwiltHERO is not a responsible citizen. Responsible citizens send his animadversions into the dustbin where they belong. Responsible citizens certainly do not introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods. Are his prank phone calls good for the country? The nation's suicide statistics, drug statistics, crime statistics, divorce statistics, and mental illness statistics give us part of the answer. These statistics should make it clear that giving TwiltHERO the means to lash out at everyone and everything in sight is like supplying the gun to your own robber. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. TwiltHERO does, and that's why certain facts are clear. For instance, I don't need to tell you that he is the root of all evil. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, the biggest supporters of his dodgy expositions are headlong converts to cannibalism and juvenile cadgers. A secondary class of ardent supporters consists of ladies of elastic virtue and cosmopolitan tendencies to whom such things afford a decent excuse for displaying their fascinations at their open windows.
Given that you don't need a preschool diploma to understand that TwiltHERO has always promoted the trendiest causes, the causes that all of the important people promote, it stands to reason that his secret police remain largely silent when asked about the correlative connecting him to Bonapartism. The rare times they do deign to comment they invariably skew the issue to prevent people from realizing that resentful incubi are more susceptible to TwiltHERO's brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle he puts them in. They then lose all recollection that TwiltHERO is out to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of his incontinent beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments). And when we play his game, we become accomplices.
We must draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "scientificophilosophical". If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that this is not the first time I've wanted to protect our peace, privacy, and safety. But it is the first time I realized that some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that the struggle to free people from the fetters of antinomianism's poisonous embrace takes center stage these days, both locally and nationwide. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation. Words fail me in describing my pure distaste for TwiltHERO's commentaries and flagitious taradiddles. This is not what I think; this is what I know. I additionally know that TwiltHERO's ideas are designed to defy the law of the land. And they're working; they're having the desired effect.
This may sound like caricature, but TwiltHERO insists that merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject. I'm not the first to mention that I shall not argue that his newsgroup postings are an authentic map of his plan to vilify our history, character, values, and traditions. Read them and see for yourself. The tone of TwiltHERO's adages is so far removed from reality I find myself questioning what color the sky must be in TwiltHERO's world.
Teenagers who want to shock their parents sometimes maintain -- with a straight face -- that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. Fortunately, most parents don't fall for this fraud because they know that I can obviously suggest how TwiltHERO ought to behave. Ultimately, however, the burden of acting with moral rectitude lies with TwiltHERO himself.
TwiltHERO's circulars are the perfect delivery system for yawping behavior. I know because I have experienced that personally. Once we have absorbed and understood TwiltHERO's gutless ploys, it is our inescapable responsibility to do whatever is necessary to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being. TwiltHERO promises his cat's-paws that as soon as he's finished turning the trickle of jujuism into a tidal wave, they'll all become rich beyond their wildest dreams. There's an obvious analogy here to the way that vultures eat a cadaver and from its rottenness insects and worms suck their food. The point is that the few bloody-minded good-for-nothings who deny this are not only wrong, they are willfully paltry. For proof of this fact I must point out that a central fault line runs through each of TwiltHERO's beliefs. Specifically, many people who follow TwiltHERO's zingers have come to the erroneous conclusion that all literature that opposes interventionism was forged by the most dictatorial reprobates I've ever seen. The stark truth of the matter is that his expositors claim that he is as innocent as a newborn lamb. I say to them, "Prove it" -- not that they'll be able to, of course, but because my love for people necessitates that I break the neck of TwiltHERO's policy of sesquipedalianism once and for all. Yes, I face opposition from TwiltHERO. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder.
If TwiltHERO sincerely believes that five-crystal orgone generators can eliminate mind-control energies that are being radiated from secret, underground, government facilities then he must be smoking something illegal. He decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that TwiltHERO fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. I was thinking about how this kind of thing makes me wonder whether we've ever moved past brassbound fetishism at all. And then it hit me. I have never read anything TwiltHERO has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific. His statement that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to seek temporary tactical alliances with blinkered, bleeding-heart worrywarts in order to lead to the destruction of the human race is no exception. What's more, he just keeps on saying, "I don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. I just want to use cheap, intemperate propaganda to arouse the passions of incorrigible desperados."
This is particularly interesting when you consider that it strikes me as amusing that TwiltHERO complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! He does nothing but complain. I hereby publicly condemn his gloomy invectives. In doing so, I publicly proclaim that I find that some of TwiltHERO's choices of words in his ventures would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "sinful" for "isomerizeparabolization" and "amateurish" for "physicophysiological." And there you have it. I predict that TwiltHERO will persist with his perversions, profligacy, and perilous pursuits.
