Magikarp Declares War on Grimer

[Vyse]

Dear Magikarp Army

It seems to me there have been divisions in the Magikarp ranks. Seeds of unrest have been sown, those corrupted by the so called 'power' to be had in Evolution.

MAGIKARP, hold fast!

Magikarp is the superior pokemon! Anybody who has been corrupted by the vile power of the Sea Dragon Overlords will be ostracized. This is your final warning.

The Sig? Don't make me laugh.
I, as many Magikarp followers have, have been branded by the BRoomer Grimer hoardes.

It is proof for what I stand up for and believe in.

MAGIKARP.
HEAR ME.

We tried to offer a truce. We tried to be the bigger party.
This uprising began at the worst possible time for Smashboards.
The MLG Takeover. We offerred a speedy resolution to the conflict.
But the Grimer Legion flung it back in our faces with a resounding splat.

We will not stand for this!
Do not falter, rise up and use your splash attack!

How will we settle this?
Honourable Grimer Representatives?

I propose a series of forum games of some kind be constructed in order to once and for all prove which of these pokemon is the greatest (If only to contain the spam lolz)

What say you?

 

[Virgilijus]

Vyse...
I am going to revoke your Smash Writership.

 

[Vyse]

HAH, you don't scare me Virg

Did I say Magikarp?

I meant Grimer

: D

No seriously, let's settle it with a forum game.
Magikarp Vs. Grimer Hurt and Heal.

5 Magikarp reps against 5 Grimer reps.
You guys wanna play with your power?
Here it is. 5 reps on each team, anybody can hurt/heal characters.

I'll Rep Magikarp with my one I shall call 'KarPRose', we come up with 4 more names, you guys send in your best Grimers, and we let smashboards decide who will win. Or are the grimers too Torchicken?

 

[Mic_128]

How about we just have a Pokemon Battle? 6 Level 100 Grimers vs 6 Level 100 Magikarp.

 

[Bowser King]

How about we just have a Pokemon Battle? 6 Level 100 Grimers vs 6 Level 100 Magikarp.

Magikarp can go beyond lvl 100.


grimer lvl 10 vs magikarp lvl 1000

seems about right....

-Bowser King

 

[Vyse]

How about we just have a Pokemon Battle? 6 Level 100 Grimers vs 6 Level 100 Magikarp.

Because I am a fair man.
6 Magikarps Vs. 6 Grimers is just unfair towards Grimer.

 

[Evil Eye]

This is not the first time a failed insurrection was attempted



May I show you what happened when someone tried to physically resist a Grimer?

*poke*



*poke*



*poke*

And what became of this daring resister to the Empire?

 

[Azua]

 

[KevinM]

I can't believe we're even arguing between arguably the cutest Pokepal in the world , and a miserable waste of a pokemon, magikrap.

 

[Evil Eye]

You're right. Enough semantics, it's time to end this.

Guys, begin pre-release precautions.

 

[Chaco]

I'm back from my ****ing X-ray. Time to end this indeed. You'll just have to wait a little longer to seee what's up my sleeve.

But you can handle that can't you.

And Virg, revoking someones Writership is a low way to stand up for Grimer. That just shows you are threatened by vyse.

Vive La Karp.

 

[Azua]

 

[Chaco]

But until then, some Poke knowledge:

Grimer, the FAIL Pokemon.

• The name "Grimer" comes from the word grime
• Grimer is composed primarily of putrid, hardened sludge and grime
• It smells incredibly foul
• It is unlikely that Grimer has any internal organs
• Grimer is found in dirty, run-down or polluted areas
• For battle, trainers are best served by Grimer's evolved form Muk

Magikarp, the Koi King Pokemon.

• Magikarp is a tough Pokémon that can withstand waters with high levels of toxicity
• Magikarp is difficult to eat, being only scale and bones
• The Pokédex also states that Magikarp used to be a much more powerful Pokémon in the past
• Their primary attack does nothing whatsoever, but is soooo **** sexy

 

[Dodongo]

 

[Chaco]

You're so original, oh my...

I might just have a generi-gasm.

 

[Evil Eye]

You say this? The people who reference that over 9000 crap call Dongo unoriginal?

*insert E. Honda laugh*

 

[Dodongo]

*Deactivating LT Containment System: Stage 1*

 

[Chaco]

You say this? The people who reference that over 9000 crap call Dongo unoriginal?

*insert E. Honda laugh*

NEVER have I EVER said "It's over 9000!" Quite frankly I dislike DBZ, and the phrase is stupid to me. :]

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

http://smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1110915&postcount=3

Ye gods, what have I done?!?

 

[Chaco]

In the words of tmw_redcell:

"If you acknowledge them, the Grimerists win. Just let your life go on as usual and show them that you're not afraid."

You've done just that.

 

[KevinM]

I don't think they realize what they're dealing with.

 

[Chaco]

Hmm, perhaps not. But in most stories the underdog always wins. Why should this case be any different. It's quite evident we out number you, but the thing is you have power that we don't. Which makes it that much more of an underdog story. But of course, you really can't abuse those powers over a simple forum wide conflict, now can you?

That would ruin the spirit of this whole jest. And McFox doesn't want that. I agree with him too.

 

[Eor]

*Deactivating LT Containment System: Stage 1*

Clearance: Secretary of Mudslinging, 3rd from the top

*level 2 deactivated*

 

[Evil Eye]

*Deactivating LT Containment System: Stage 1*

Clearance: Vice President, 2nd from the top

*level 2 deactivated*

 

[Hobobloke]

i would give my left fin to defend the karps honour

karp karp karp karp

 

[Chaco]

Oh lawdy, lawdy, we shall never sin again.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

We're never going to win this unless we can get more than the 5-ish people who are defending His Magnificence, The Karp.

Everyone else on our side is making poop jokes and "LOL"ing.

 

[Serris]

Can Magikarp and Grimer go back to being BFFs, now?

 

[Gryphon]

We're never going to win this unless we can get more than the 5-ish people who are defending His Magnificence, The Karp.

Everyone else on our side is making poop jokes and "LOL"ing.

Well, making sigs and avys is the only support I can give to this war.

 

[ProBrawler]

Can Magikarp and Grimer go back to being BFFs, now?

NO, we are NOT giving in! And why would we when we're just trying to bring justice to SWF and honor that of such high distinction. We are in the right, and we must defend and fight for it!

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Even suggesting that we could be friends implies weakness on our part. Of which there is none. At all. Splash.

 

[Serris]

Magikarp = Pokémon = Grimer
Magikarp = Awesome = Grimer
Magikarp = Subject of spam = Grimer
Magikarp = Slimy = Grimer
Magikarp = Smells of fish = Grimer
Magikarp = Occupies space = Grimer
Magikarp = Fetish = Grimer

Magikarp = Grimer.

Magikarp + Grimer = Everything.

But I already did the math! D:

*sigh*

At this point, it's like arguing which character's better in a Meta Knight ditto.

 

[Gryphon]

NO, we are NOT giving in! And why would we when we're just trying to bring justice to SWF and honor that of such high distinction. We are in the right, and we must defend and fight for it!

Fight. Fight! FIGHT! (plays Otherworld from FFX)

Spoiler

Heartz showed me you wanted that song as your character theme song for the game. lol

 

[ProBrawler]

But I already did the math! D:

By using this simple pair of equations, it's obvious your math was wrong. AP Calc FTW.

Edit: Lol Gryphon, you're right. xD

 

[Serris]

*sigh*

Fine. *resumes splashing*

KARP!

 

[Scav]

Clearance: President
Complete level 2, deactivation.

Proceed to level 3, decontainment.

 

[Tom]

LOL

I like how someone tried to say that "Hurt and Heal" is a forum game.

Hurt and Heal is a piece of ****. Play a real forum game, please.

 

[GoldShadow]

Clearance: 3-Grime General, Commander of Containment Facility
Initiating level 3: decontainment. Level A verification complete.

 

[Jam Stunna]

I don't need any fancy image to know that Grimer > Magikarp.

But in case you do,

 

[Chaco]

You could've made that look so much better to....it's a shame.

In image wars we win....