Magikarp Declares War on Grimer

[ender]

"Magikarp Fan Club
Group Created by Chaco

Splash!

Only talk about Magikarp and splashing!

Change your location to Magikarp, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!"


ahahaha you invited me to the magikarp group but I WAS A DOUBLE AGENT.

go agent 88!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Xsyven]

!

I was invited too, but I turned such a lame wannabe club down!

 

[Evil Eye]

Grimer has a real room, not some fancy-pants imaginary one, and even his infantry units can utilize proper grammar.

Youze gots nuthings lolzlololzz!11!!!11oneone!!1112!11eleven

 

[Tom]

Youze gots nuthings lolzlololzz!11!!!11oneone!!1112!11eleven

Happier! And with your mouth open!

 

[GoldShadow]

and even his infantry units can utilize proper grammar.

We like to call it Grimer grammar.

 

[Evil Eye]

That's right, Tom Nomnomnom, if that is indeed your real name.

Grimer has the happiest and most mouth-opened army in all the nine continents.

 

[Vyse]

http://pokebeach.com/scans/ex-holon-phantoms/69-magikarp-d.jpg

Magikarp rules the world's oceans, rivers, lakes, ponds and every other body of water.
Of which there is greater area than that of the continents.

 

[KevinM]

Really?

I didn't give a **** after I saw you weren't talking about

 

[Grunt]

It's ****ing steel type.
WTF is wrong with that card?

 

[Vyse]

There was a series of pokemon cards where all the pokemon swapped their types. An example here being Magikarp as a steel type

It's because Magikarp has 'BALLS OF STEEL'

 

[Serris]

Magikarp > Grimer

Magikarp can Splash. What can Grimer do? Minimize, and get crushed by Splash.

 

[Chaco]

Hmm...mighty sexy fish, or blob of stagnant ****?

Hard choice there...

karp karp karp karp

 

[FAILchion-]

Grimer's great and all, but unlike Magikarp, Magikarp is so good, he has his own tier, and his own advanced techniques.

I call it WAVESPLASHING.

 

[KevinM]

That was so funny I forgot to shoot myself.

And Grimer has minimize which was banned from competitive play in Pokemon because it was broken. Magikarp has douchebag.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Yawn.

When was the last time you saw Magikarp in competitive play at ALL?

He's clearly too good.

 

[4Serial]

you grimers threaten my fellow karpians with slavery and death

 

[Serris]

This... is... Splashta!

 

[HW_Dark Link]

I eat grimer for breakfast T^T
but man do i get diarriah
O_o

 

[ExplodingMan]

OMFG!!! ROTFL magikarp diarreaha. that sooooo funny.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

I eat grimer for breakfast T^T
but man do i get diarriah
O_o

OMFG!!! ROTFL magikarp diarreaha. that sooooo funny.

Wow. How can we wash away the dirty infidels with talk like this?

 

[Serris]

Wow. How can we wash away the dirty infidels with talk like this?

With Splash, of course.

Karp!

 

[Chaco]

Minimize? Heh, we have a ****ing karpgasm. Grimer looks like a karp ***....which is still ranking him to high.

 

[FAILchion-]

Minimize? Heh, we have a ****ing karpgasm. Grimer looks like a karp ***....which is still ranking him to high.

QFT.

10karps

 

[McFox]

Magikrap sucks, Paras rules.

 

[FAILchion-]

Paras can suck my karp. Magikarp forever.

 

[Matunas]

Paras can suck my karp. Magikarp forever.

Without the .gif you lose.

 

[Chaco]

Magikrap sucks, Paras rules.

I give you points for that. lawl

You have gained my respect McFox.

But the Mc***got Grimer has not.

Oh ****, I served him McDonald's style.

 

[Serris]

Perhaps one day Magikarps and Grimers will splash in peace and harmony.

That day is not today.

KARPIANS, ATTACK!

 

[Tom]

It will be reiterated, our .gif destroys all of your arguments.

 

[Chaco]

lol...Just wait to see ours....

But in the mean time...enjoy this Karp filled message.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ban5uv5v72c&NR=1

 

[Serris]

Epic win.

10Magikarps

 

[Vyse]

Superior.

 

[Tom]

Epic win.

10Magikarps

Yeah, definitely, he beat a Piplup. LOL THATS TRUE POWER RIGHT THERE. HE BEAT A PIPLUP.

I would have stayed away from that argument as long as I could have, seeing as how it does more harm than good for you. But, to each his own. If everyone appreciated Grimers, there would be nobody to make fun of for repping Magikraps.

 

[Chaco]

You can't go there Tom, we're both of hickville.

TN>>>>Conflict

Piplup could beat a Grimer, using just his pecker...
































...yes I mean his beak.

 

[Serris]

Guys, I figured it out.
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Magikarp = Pokémon = Grimer
Magikarp = Awesome = Grimer
Magikarp = Subject of spam = Grimer
Magikarp = Slimy = Grimer
Magikarp = Smells of fish = Grimer
Magikarp = Occupies space = Grimer
Magikarp = Fetish = Grimer

Magikarp = Grimer.

Magikarp + Grimer = Everything.

 

[ProBrawler]

 

[Virgilijus]

I Pokemon

 

[Vyse]

Guys, I figured it out.
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Magikarp = Pokémon = Grimer
Magikarp = Subject of spam = Grimer
Magikarp = Slimy = Grimer
Magikarp = Smells of fish = Grimer
Magikarp = Occupies space = Grimer
Magikarp = Fetish = Grimer

Magikarp = Grimer.

Magikarp + Grimer = Everything.

I'm willing to believe this.

 

[Serris]

<3

MAGIKARP + GRIMER = BFFS

 

[Mic_128]

Tee Hee.