A disturbance in the balance and harmony of the Link boards? Say it ain't so Link brethren.
Might I dispense with some quick advice to ease the burden of continuing this charade? An Alchemist's knowledge goes beyond mere transmutation you know.
To dearest @
The Merc
I would suggest treating the boards like a round of Smash. The key to victory as well as survival is to stay in step or a few steps ahead of your contemporaries in much the same way a beautifully poetic game of chess between masters is conducted. Keep your head on and take to contemplation if you are ever confused by our form of civil discourse.
And to you young @
smokebomb12
I sincerely hope that you stick around, we've many things yet to learn as the game unfolds. If there is anything you need to catch up on in Link's current meta, I suggest:
http://smashboards.com/threads/links-metagame-discuss-strategies-and-techniques-here.379659/
For answers to any relevant questions you may have pertaining to the game, check here:
http://smashboards.com/threads/you-found-the-hint-glasses-q-a-and-faq.382114/
This here thread is for off-topic/generally rambly discussion. And do be sure to check Fox's survival guide when you have the time, I think you'll find it's satirical nature to be quite entertaining.
In summation, to both of you I bequeath the advice to remember: The only things Link mains are ever serious about are as follows:
1. Metagame discussion in the corresponding threads
2. Preventing/Minimizing Clutter
Outside of those two points, you are highly encouraged to laugh and enjoy the bitter & sardonic wit that gives the Link boards it's rich, bold, if acquired taste that keeps the regulars coming back day to day. Lozjam, Camalange, Venus, Hong, Mocha, (and too many others to mention here) are no different in their understanding and mastery of the old ways.
Sincerely,
Zane and his delusions of grandeur.