okay this took place two weekends ago:
okay... I guess it didn't start out fantastic. I mean I got hung up by work, home, bad drivers and construction... so even with MASSIVE speeding (think double the posted speed limit in some places) I still was 1/2 hour late
Luckily, Adam (the guy I was visiting this weekend) was running late cooking, and I called ahead to let him know, so he was JUST finishing up dinner when I got there. I was interrupted by a phonecall from my mom, but the we proceded to hug and jump around like little schoolgirls. The food he made was FANTASTIC. then a mutual friend came over and we went to Dave and Busters, which is essentially a GIANT arcade for young adults. I got to kick *** at a few games which was sweet, and won the most prize tickets of all of us ^_^ so we pooled our tickets and bought a purple stuffed dragon ^_^ but yeah... we did that until, like, one o'clock then got back home... smashed for a while and then......... <_< his jealous ex-boyfriend came over. He was acting like I wanted inside Adam's pants like Russia had decided to start a nuclear holocaust and Adam's pants were the last fallout shelter available. <_< He inserted himself into the game of smash which caused made Eric (the mutual friend) awkwardly leave. This was all after recieving the text "DON'T come over" from Adam. Luckily, he's not a BAD guy... just really jealous... so it wasn't awful.... just not ideal
so yeah.. he spent the night... I woke up next morning an hour before anyone else... I hate when that happens. But yeah, so Adam made us breakfast... which I was the only one who seemed to eat since his exBF was far to emo to enjoy food <_<. Then his ex started trying to insinuate that they had had a... errr.... "happy" time the night before with "*Stretch* I didn't get ANY sleep last night"... to which I responded with a judging glare at adam <_<... but he defended himself saying "WHAT!?! Don't look at me, I went right to sleep last night"... and THEN the ex decided it'd be fun to try to make me CONVINCED that I was going to be beaten up the club I was planning to go to that night... though he failed since he underestimated my amount of chill. But whatever to that... once the little drama queen left, we left and went shopping for a few hours. which was AWESOME... the shopping centre had a GIANT chessboard so Adam and I played chess on it, which was fun. Did a bit o' shopping. I didn't notice... because I don't notice these things, but Adam said one or both of us were getting checked out by the staff at every store we went to... which is believeable since the mall's shops had to have at least a 75% homosexuality rate in their employees. Next, We watched the new batman movie... which was (THREE HOURS LONG) O.O (Kevin jealously texted him the ENTIRE MOVIE) then we got some drinks from a cafe and finished up our shopping trip
we got back home... killed some time and then got ready to go clubbing, where I discovered.... I'D FORGOTTEN MY PANTS AT HOME!!!! O.O so... let's see... Adam shoved. me into a pair of his... but he's thinner than I am by a little bit.... so it was a touch snug which was a flattering cut, don't get me wrong, but had some downsides as far as comfort was concerned umm...
So, I guess, if you WANT to be techincal, I DID get into Adam's pants.... and they made my *** look FANTASTIC ^.^ (sidenote: wittiness :D )
so we went to the club... but got there early. so we decided to wander around clevelend to find a quick bite to eat.... and somehow decided the quickest, smallest, most cost effective meal we could eat.... would probably be found at a nearby four star restaraunt <_< we'd heard good things about it though, so I mean, we went. When the hostest asked what brought us there, Adam honestly said that we tried to go to a club but were to early, and when she inquired where, he honestly responded "Bounce" which the hostess was completely familiar with... she thusly automatically assumed we were a gay couple, commented on how shocked she was because we looked so young, and sat us in a romantic little window seet <_< but it was all good, because she also thought we were so cute together that she had the kitchen send us another course, compliments of the house ^_^ so yeah... we got done there drove over to Bounce and went in. the staff remembered us from when we arrived early, and waived our cover charge... which was sweet. seems that night they had a Drag show scheduled... but it didn't start for about an hour and a half... so we killed time with traditional clubing activities (sans drinking of course, due to our ages.) and when the show was about to start, we got a little booth and watched that... it was quite entertaining... there were some who were FREAKISHLY non-male.... like... I'm covinced the finest skinsuits man has to offer or some sort of surgery was performed to get these guys looking the way they did but they were really into it that lasted for QUITE some time... even so... no one could have been more convincing than the M>F transsexual that randomly popped up on stage... I was floored I'd have NEVER guessed.... But anyway, it ended and after it was over... we didn't stay a WHOLE lot longer to dance... I mean, everyone was itching to dance by the time the show was over, so space was at a premium and, once again, I didn't get checked out a whole lot becasue it was autmatically assumed Adam and I were a couple. still we enjoyed ourselves while we were there.... but I mean... I can't think of anything more specific to report about that. Umm... we tried to meat up with one of his friends... who, like him, is a homo hebrew, but she got held up.... and then there was a whole fiasco with the police when we were leaving (it wasn't in a good part of town) so we just booked it outta there when that started to go down. we didn't get back until, like, 2:00 AM, and, by then, his ex-boyfriend had already sent him over 25 messages saying that he didn't care WHAT Adam said, he was coming over AGAIN, tonight.... <_<. and it included the lovely disclaimer (and keep your hands to yourselves) I was ready to BEAT THAT ***** DOWN!!! You don't even know me, and you assume I'm a nasty dirty man ***** <_< so yeah... he came over at like 4:00 AM, when I was already down the road to sleepytown and left at like 10:00 before I woke up... so it wasn't so bad for me... just Adam.
and then sunday... other than appologizing to God for skipping church because I went to a gay bar (I'm pretty sure he was cool about it though... I mean, I kept my hands to myself and didn't partake in any liquor whatsoever), we didn't do much went to a chocolate shop, where I picked up some mint, coconut and chocolate malted milk balls and then picked up some friends and spent the day hanging out, and smashing, there will ALWAYS be smashing. And that was actually pretty good, because these were ridic good smashers... I'm pretty sure they USED to be pro back in melee day, but they aren't yet pros in brawl... they were still quite talented though. One or two of them were CLEARLY better than me, but that didn't stop me from winning my fair share of games... and sometimes with horrible chatcters