Laundry's All-Stars Pokemon Mafia -- Pokeballs to the Pokewalls!

[#HBC | Ryker]

I read Ryker's gambit yesterday before going to bed. At first I was mad, because Ryker never fakeclaims Vig. He told me that.
Then things started not lining up.

Call me a liar one more time.

Ryker doesn't pursue
This is sloppyRyker maybe?

This is the first day that Ryker hasn't been at a ****ing theme park.

First of all, Ryker claimed Vig and wants to lynch Xonar/Kantrip and shoot the other.

The first problem I encounter is that he never tries to pursue these reads. He never convinces anyone. I know Ryker, and Ryker tries to convince people of his reads. I learned something very important from Ryker: "Don't expect others to win the game for you."
But that doesn't fit the current Ryker at all with regards to this.
Then again, this is probably sloppyRyker we're dealing with.

****ing Florida, numbnuts.

Problem two: "The other will be getting lynched today. Sort that out amongst yourselves."

We all know that abilities this game work with PP. Now, Ryker is a smart guy. He analyzes and he's literally years ahead of most players this game except me obv.

Now, why would this guy even CONSIDER shooting Kantrip when he has Pressure?
He could fake more PP by demanding to shoot me, if he even has only 1PP.
But he doesn't demand it.
This is my biggest qualm. Why would he tell us to sort it out ourselves when his optimal plan is far from the actual optimal plan?

Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man. You're gonna love it.

*Another point with Ryker I figured
Why the hell would he claim vig this early in the game? If he really is a vig it is probably PP limited. I doubt that he'd shoot off of a D1 read rather then save it for when reads are more well-defined.

Wow. This is the biggest pack of lies I've read in awhile. When was the last time I didn't shoot on N1? When was the last time I told a vig not to shoot on N1?

Now, this is either scumRyker or townRyker with the sloppiest gambit ever.
Or he's telling the truth and playing it REALLY REALLY bad.

One thing is that Ryker knows Laundry's question system and could've abused it to get the vig. Mhm.

Not really, I aim to be funny.

Now, Ryker, if you insist on shooting me, which is the only logical option available from your point of view, even when others are telling you to shoot someone else, then tell me. I have something you REALLY want to know if you REALLY aren't gambiting and want to shoot me.
REALLY.

You've got about 48 hours to spill it.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Ryker's Gambit​

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Try me if you can.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

If you're set on shooting me, say it now.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Also Ryker have you read the entire game?

Nope !

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

If you're set on shooting me, say it now.

I am. You called me a liar.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Bro.
Why the **** would you even consider wasting PP on Kantrip's Pressure when you can not?

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Because I have a passive ability that means I don't have to give a **** about his ability.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Oh god.

It all makes sense now.

I am Ferrothorn, Town Generic Wall. I have Iron Barbs. If I get killed, that person gets taken with me.

I'll fight the fact that I'm a hipster with fiery passion

Crumbed my two weaknesses and the fact that I'm generic.

Want me to claim my moveset?

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Also, I am metaing the mod, but I know about PokeMetagame. and it lines up.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Oh god.

It all makes sense now.

I am Ferrothorn, Town Generic Wall. I have Iron Barbs. If I get killed, that person gets taken with me.


Crumbed my two weaknesses and the fact that I'm generic.

Want me to claim my moveset?

Bull****, you've been dancing around a trainer claim.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

...no...

I've already said my trainer name is ****s.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

http://www.pokemoncomics.net/image/550-****s-oak-pokemon-comic.png


Like so :v

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

Votecount 1.3

Ryker: Ran > Xonar > Kantrip
DOOMS: TekcaT > Ran > Dark Horse
Xonar: Ran >TekcaT > Zen > Ran > Zen > Dooms > TekcaT > Ran > Ran > Zen > Ran > Zen > Dooms > TekcaT > Ran > Red Ruy >
Raziek: Ran > Red Ruy
TekcaT: Red Ruy > Zen
Gorf: Ran > Ran
Dark Horse: Ran > TekcaT
Red Ruy: TekcaT > Xonar > Kantrip > Red Ruy > Xonar
Ramen King: Ran > TekcaT > T-Block > Dark Horse > Ran > Kantrip > Red Ruy > Red Ruy > Ranmaru
Ranmaru: Zen
Nabe: Zen
Kantrip: Red Ruy > TekcaT > Red Ruy
T-Block: Dooms > Ran > Dark Horse > Red Ruy
JTB: Kantrip

Count
Kantrip (2): Ryker, JTB
Dark Horse (1): Dooms
Red Ruy (3): T-Block, Raz, Kantrip
Zen (3): TekcaT, Ran, Nabe
Ran (2): Gorf, Zen
TekcaT (1): Dark Horse
Xonar (1): Red Ruy

Not voting: Xonar

With 14 alive, it takes 8 to lynch! Deadline is Tuesday, May 15th at 11:59 PM EST!

Unrelated but interesting note: I wanna just find some town in Skyrim and then steal the **** out of everything in it. Like Windhelm or ****in' Dawnstar or some ****. Not Markarth, as douchy as the Silverbloods are, just some place full of idiots and *******es that I can absolutely pillage for all its worth and then laugh as it's empty.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

...no...

I've already said my trainer name is ****s.

Yeah, so? You made a joke, but that doesn't change the way you were dancing around seeing if you could claim trainer.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Xonar, we have a problem. I still think you're scum and you've called me a liar. No one has lived after calling me a liar on a vig claim. However, you have an extremely sticky claim. Do you want to get lynched so you can save us the possibility of an interesting demise?

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Calling bull**** on this btw.

Will destroy that post after work.

 

[T-block]

Xonar, we have a problem. I still think you're scum and you've called me a liar. No one has lived after calling me a liar on a vig claim. However, you have an extremely sticky claim. Do you want to get lynched so you can save us the possibility of an interesting demise?

or you can just not shoot him and shoot DH/RR instead

get over yourself

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Also bull**** on you thinking I was gambitting, your previous posts and reactions do not give that impression.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

or you can just not shoot him and shoot DH/RR instead

get over yourself

He will shoot Xonar, this is not debateable.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Red Ruy **** off.
You doing a gambit was oh so obvious, it was just terrible use of a gambit.
Calling bull****? On what grounds? You're just fishing for nothing now. Sticking to a read for the sake of sticking to it. **** off.

Yeah, so? You made a joke, but that doesn't change the way you were dancing around seeing if you could claim trainer.

Indeed I made a joke, which is why I got the trainer name I got.
I really am ****s. It was not a joke. It was serious.
It was not a joke and it was not dancing around. You have NO basis for that. If so, give it to me.

Xonar, we have a problem. I still think you're scum and you've called me a liar. No one has lived after calling me a liar on a vig claim. However, you have an extremely sticky claim. Do you want to get lynched so you can save us the possibility of an interesting demise?

Naw I don't want to get lynched. Read the actual game and come back to me. Just shoot me if you're really calling bull****.

Red Ruy, if you destroy that post I'll eat my shoe. With ketchup. On video.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

You didn't take this seriously, then ON A FULL SERIOUS REREAD the only thing you came up with was two terrible cases.

If it wasn't for the fact that there are so many scummy people around your slot would've been voted already by mine.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Ryker read my couple of posts to you.

There's something in there that should help you decide to not shoot me. It shouldn't be too hard to find. It's actually two things that make sense when you put them together.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

I still think you're scum

read the game tho

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

or you can just not shoot him and shoot DH/RR instead

get over yourself

Neither of them are getting shot.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Indeed I made a joke, which is why I got the trainer name I got.
I really am ****s. It was not a joke. It was serious.
It was not a joke and it was not dancing around. You have NO basis for that. If so, give it to me.

So........

You're a trainer with a Ferrothorn........

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Yup, I am ****s, and like any other trainer I have a companion Pokémon to help me reach my objectives.

Ferrothorn.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

And I'm going to scream indy until I have a second trainer claim as trainer to save your ***.

Vote Xonar

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Go to your role PM. Read the text before the collapse tags, Ryker.

I'm not really sure what you're doubting at the moment.

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

I pimped in here, thinking I'd skim for five minutes and post something like a boss
But this looks p. serious.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

You've given no reason to shoot me except "ur scum" while you have not even read the game. Then you want to shoot me for calling you a liar when my conclusion was absolutely legit because I never had the chance to factor in your ability, and you know goddamn well why that is.
The logic is obviously there but now you're just being butthurt. Move on.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

Go to your role PM. Read the text before the collapse tags, Ryker.

I'm not really sure what you're doubting at the moment.

Hey, that's pretty cool.

I got distracted by the fake role in the collapse tags before the real one.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO BUT THEN YOU SAY IT'S DANCING AROUND


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAARGH

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

You've given no reason to shoot me except "ur scum" while you have not even read the game. Then you want to shoot me for calling you a liar when my conclusion was absolutely legit because I never had the chance to factor in your ability, and you know goddamn well why that is.
The logic is obviously there but now you're just being butthurt. Move on.

To be fair, you sniffing around trainer was most of the reason I wanted you dead.

Now I have to play the game.

Phooey.

 

[T-block]

hahahaha wow

i guess ryker's town

even though there's a sample role PM

so he's kind of an idiot, but i still think he's town

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Trolling isn't gambitting.

And if you seriously thought I was then why did you vote me originally when this started, you tried to stop it instead of letting it play out.

Your full of ****.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Trainer text is null to me, it should be in everyones role PM, just not the actual role.

The pokemon is the actual role, and Still think Xonar dies and I'll make sure he dies.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

I am replacing out so Not A Hufflepuff can play.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

I'm in a skype call right now but that's bull****. Read my post.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

516 is clarification.