Las Pictoras - SWF Picture Thread

[Morrigan]

My friend got a sexy new camera!

Looks like a DVD screencapture, nice

^ I'd never have the confidence for a calendar pic

The other day my hockey captain was trying to convince me to attend a naked photoshoot for charity.

''Can I wear boxers at least?''
''Of course not.''
''Haha, no.''

Your coach is probably a pedophile.

 

[SuperBowser]

Well considering I'm a year older than my captain, I'd hope not!

 

[Rici]

Me in Nice after a horrible night in the train.
This was during my interrail trip through Europe last summer.

EDIT: Look what I found in my Photobucket account(I think I posted this picture here before):

*CHOO CHOO*

That was in Berlin, in 2006.

 

[Blazey]

My photo for the month of June for a calender my school is selling for a charity.

Lol'd hard. That's gonna be a wicked calendar.

Exactly, Matunas!



...unless you're gay, female, or from New York.

Why New York, though? There are heaps of other cities all around the world that are far colder than New York would get. If it's a fashion thing, some of those cities are fashion capitals of the world (Paris, for example), along with New York.

All this aside though, what's wrong with a straight male wearing a scarf? =/

 

[Matunas]

Because if they're wearing one they're not straight or from New England. How is that not clear by now?

 

[Rici]

It's one of them laws like how popped collars are never cool.

Scarves just make you gay. Honestly, I could have sex with Xsyven if I had a scarf.

 

[SuperBowser]

But my sister knitted me a nice green scarf .

Besides, it's pretty cold round here. I'd probably die of hypothermia without one.

edit: how about these scarves :D? It's my cousin's marriage from a year or so ago.







I'm the one on the far left in the last pic. I was in awe of all the bright eye-burning colours before you ask why I look so weird.

 

[Blazey]

It's one of them laws like how popped collars are never cool.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well. If only you'd said that earlier all this would have been avoided.

 

[Wikipedia]

That's a very creative theme for a wedding!

 

[Matt]

I'm going to buy a new scarf this weekend. I need something a little more adult than my NIU scarf.

Would that make my neck gay and not the rest of me?

 

[Azua]

Omg I looooooove the colors!

My hair is white, silver, and purple :D

I also had another shoot yesterday.

 

[MASAHIROx]

are you a suicide girl or something?

 

[Azua]

I was going to be, but their contract is restrictive and makes them look like hypocrites.

 

[Mr.Bazerkus]

Are we talking about the Same suicide girl the one with all the naked punk girls on it?

 

[Azua]

There's another one?

 

[victra♥]

Are we talking about the Same suicide girl the one with all the naked punk girls on it?

lol, I love this guy.

 

[Mr.Bazerkus]

oh just checking doing nudes is not something I would have expected. I would have never thought someone would be interested in doing that.

Especially on this site.

 

[Azua]

Of course not. Being naked is the scourge of existence.

 

[Mr.Bazerkus]

I guess its better that way I mean who'd want to see azua naked

Not me

 

[MASAHIROx]

i thought they did glamor shots too though...

 

[Mr.Bazerkus]

^ They probably do from looking on the site.

 

[Azua]

I guess its better that way I mean who'd want to see azua naked

Not me

Did someone say ban?

 

[Takumaru]

Well, at least she's not making us address her as "my queen". Although that would be kinda funny. "Yes my queen, we'd love to see you naked."
...
That sounds way worse than intended...

 

[victra♥]

I guess its better that way I mean who'd want to see azua naked

Not me

Have you ever heard of the LGBT thread?

 

[Crimson King]

I guess its better that way I mean who'd want to see azua naked

Not me

Who said ban? Ban? I like to ban people. Ask Xsyven.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Have you ever heard of the LGBT thread?

it's absolutely true. for some odd reason, the entirety of the gay smashers here revere Azua... probably because she's concentrated awesome and all that

plus, she popped her collar in that one picture. instant cool!

 

[Xsyven]

Azua's on my "chicks I'd go straight for" list. =/

 

[Azua]

Did somebody say 'ban Xsyven'?

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Azua's on my "chicks I'd go straight for" list. =/

sounds like my list

 

[SkylerOcon]

I think Azua is going to ban everybody whose ever posted in this thread...

 

[Azua]

That's a lot of people.

 

[Mini Mic]

I was going to do a Christmas theme pic but then it hit me that I don't actually have a Santa hat so I decided to go to the next best Christian holiday, you know... the one with the chocolate?

Originally I was going to photoshop this into a rabbit in the headlights pick for the lolz so that's why my eyes are really far open but I got lazy so not it just looks like I'm high or something.

Oh and sorry Xsyv, still not long enough for blond emo yet.

 

[Livvers]

I was going to be, but their contract is restrictive and makes them look like hypocrites.

I'm always glad when people realize how ****ty Suicide Girls is.


Photoshoot today. Only one picture. This was taken with someone's extremely ****ty camera phone. If I had known their phone's camera was this ****ty, I would've used my own.

 

[Xsyven]

Real hair, or wig?

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

I'm always glad when people realize how ****ty Suicide Girls is.


Photoshoot today. Only one picture. This was taken with someone's extremely ****ty camera phone. If I had known their phone's camera was this ****ty, I would've used my own.

holy...... that's gorgeous

 

[Azua]

SG didn't used to suck

Now they have all sorts of rules for shoots and whatnot, and what's the point of flaunting this 'open-minded' image when you're not open-minded about the shoot?




And holy **** those are some awesome earrings

 

[Mr.Bazerkus]

I don't know if your ready for this but here is the new line


Sexy Gamers

 

[victra♥]

bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Zero Beat]

I'm always glad when people realize how ****ty Suicide Girls is.


Photoshoot today. Only one picture. This was taken with someone's extremely ****ty camera phone. If I had known their phone's camera was this ****ty, I would've used my own.

Hyper-reality as its finest. Nice shot Livvers.

 

[Cashed]

Livvers, I love the chandelier earrings.