Kone Presents: EDster, April 21st. Newcastle upon Tyne *The BIG one, Dougless =x*

[THEZIMMEISTER]

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[grayfox]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[grayfox]

Wheres that legend Adam es maximus!!!!!

 

[grayfox]

bus travel
Fri 20 April 2007
Dundee, Seagate Bus Station to Newcastle, Neville Street
09:00 Depart Dundee, Seagate Bus Station
Arrive Newcastle, Neville Street 13:45



bus travel
Sun 22 April 2007
Newcastle, Neville Street to Dundee, Seagate Bus Station
15:40 Depart Newcastle, Neville Street
Arrive Dundee, Seagate Bus Station 20:40


= ) Appreciate your number Ed in a pm or whatever

 

[grayfox]

4 posts d

 

[Smudge]

Doesn't look like this is gonna be the Congleton lots irst appearence i'm afraid

Sorry

 

[Spam-a-Lamb]

i eat corn FLAKES for breakfast.

 

[J03]

spam: you tell 'im, in hidden meaning

and how the hell am i the worst spam poster, im serious! ryan woulda had 6 in a freaking row if it wasnt for the porno advert break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BloodBowler]

J03: it's not worth me saying everything again here for a spam poster. Go read the British thread.

 

[grayfox]

lol@bb spamming about spam posts

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Joe,who said you were the worst spam poster?No no son,its just that your posts are ****e

 

[grayfox]

Im disappointed in the lack of banter in this topic. Theres a week to go guys O_O

 

[BloodBowler]

If you don't like the banter that's in here, put your own in.

 

[grayfox]

lol ive had like the last 20 odd posts

 

[grayfox]

no johns son

 

[BloodBowler]

lol ive had like the last 20 odd posts

Why do you think the banter in here is so terrible?

 

[grayfox]

haha i didn't say it was bad i said there wasn't much of it. Last week of a tourney there should be like 4 pages of spam not 4 posts

 

[COEY]

Banter don't have to be spam to be fair. Patter and Johns both banter. For Example.

IM WINNING THIS!!!!! YOU ALL HAVE NO CHANCE...... but if i dont it's becuase im having a bad day.....

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Patter is undefinable son..Its just one of those things..that you cant define.

By the way since it isnt on the first post,heres the cost for the tourney:
Singles-£5 per person
Doubles-£5 per person,£10 per team
Hall rent-£7 per person
Housing-£1 per person

Other things like crews I have no idea about,I just took this from one of Eds posts earlier in the thread.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Oh and by the way..

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Teams is done,EZ PZ

 

[Kone]

Apologies for lack of posting, ive been busy working like everyday of the Easter holidays. Aint had any net time. The cost of the tournament is as Zeppo pointed out, cheers man .

Can I remind people to bring cubes , post here if your brining one please. The more the merrier.

PM If you need my mobile number.

Bring sleeping bag for fri and sat night.

Ill post directions on how to get to the venue if your arriving close to 6pm friday ie 4ish onwards. If your before that you'll be coming to my house first. Directions in first post. Just get to chillingham road metro. Shall also put up walking directions 2moro.

Going to be way with my lass tues-fri morning. If ppl need to know anything post within today and 2moro otherwise i aint going to be around the rest of the week. U cud however always txt me

Phil : u sitll brining them two tvs?

ed x

 

[grayfox]

The outcomes of teams all depends on weither or not Jamtaru is teaming with me or not. I mean he is the best in the uk right now and i am the only person who is unable to lose to any of Euans teams. Hang on, do i have the most teams victories out of everyone at this tourney?

 

[Syntax Error]

Okay, so it seems me and bb will probably have to catch the metro from the train station to get over to ed's place...does anyone know what the prices are like for that?

Cheers.

 

[Mr P]

last i heard jam was bumping you for ED son but who knows, either way teams is going to be EZ pz. Ryans teams tactics can basically be summed up as run away and keep stock whilst doug does what he does, too bad that last teams victory is getting on for oh over 6 months ago now and your first teams victory again with Doug just happend to be nearly 3 years ago, no doug to save you this time son. things have moved on, your an old relic son.. time to man up, no johns

 

[grayfox]

lol metros like 3 quid and you dont have to pay if your hardcore enouigh >_>

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

The first post says its around £2 for the metro.

I'll bring a cube.


My British teams record:
SCT-4-4th place with Shoe
AR-2nd place with Euan
Edmas-1st place with Euan
TNJ-1st place with Charles (No-one even got a set off us )

 

[Syntax Error]

Eh, when you're on very limited funds you need to know these things

Cheers dude.

edit - it said so on the first post eh? I'm blind! -_-

 

[grayfox]

lol yeah ive heard hes teaming with ed and scott O___o but oh well either way i'll win against you atleast son. I have like a 100% record. Don't need Doug this time son, Doug was the old relic holding me back. Nearly 6 months ago yet it was still my last tourney son, how many people can win teams going to tourneys only every 6 months? Only legends.

 

[Mr P]

Youll most likely end up teaming with the green samus son since your running out of options, but i know you never turn down a challenge son so put your money where your mouth is and if i end up playing you in teams whoever you are teaming with we will make it £5 son sound good ? I dont normally care for mms but your gay son

 

[grayfox]

LOL of course i don't turn down a challange so of course your on

 

[J03]

some more odds:

SDB:
kone: qill he get so high his eyes will be red enough to enrage even the most calm of bulls?
3:1
bigman: will he stay sober for more then 6 hours INCLUDONG SLEEP?
50:1
Scott: will he wear pants so tight that he'll look ephiopian from the waist down?
10:1
Jam: will he be wearing his famous hat?
5:1
Neil: will look so emo he'll bring shame to his family?
2:1
Dan: will he so calm he'll not sweat a drop?
10:1

Mafia:

Euan: will he say no johns more then 10 times in a match?
4:5
zeppo: will he say man up son more then 100 times?
3:4
Geek: will him and bullet bill make a good team?
2:1
ryan: will he be able to stand up to the hordes of new players?
2:3

GMC:

Lord rust: will his kirby bring shame to many players?
1:2
Jake: will he **** some random chavs?
10:1
L4dy: will he win more then half his doc MM's?
3:1
twig: will he use the most random character in teams?
20:1

RAF:

spam: will his marth only kill be edge guarding?
15:2
ouch: will he say "say my name" in a match he loses, badly?
20:1
ownA: will his yoshi have more tricks then ever?
4:7
yawn: will he be attending?
2:1

STFU:

Coey: will his falco crumble under the pressure?
20:1
BB: will his G&W shame more then 1 person in a MM?
3:1
Smashie: will his hair look better then scotts and neils?
1:50!
J03: will he ever stop spam posting?
NO:1

Charles: will he piss someone off to the point they throttle him?
7:2
Darvor: will i actually get to play him?
5:1
reacher: will his link make it into the top 5?
7:1

place your bets!

 

[grayfox]

Those are good odds, kudos! Great post!

 

[Wireframe]

Yeah i should be able to make it, this will be amazing!!!!!!

 

[Omadon]

Right! One thing I'd like to say to anybody going up from the south that doesnt have a particularly good method of transport. We are getting a minibus and theres room for at least five or six more people, and if more people go for it, the less it costs us Soyeah, anyone who needs a way up there thats cheaper than the train and lives nearish to Yeovil, give me a ring on 07872831375 and I'll point you in the right direction.

 

[Darv]

Wont be attending this, work starting next week. Johns.

Charles if Londons getting as good as you say it is, should be interesting seeing how far you all get XD

Zeppo's winning singles and then teams with Euan. GL people. Reacher for top 3also

 

[grayfox]

No Johns son.

Heres 2 facts of this thread

I confirm im booked for the tourney

Alex flakes


Coinsidence? I think not.

 

[COEY]

some more odds:

SDB:
kone: qill he get so high his eyes will be red enough to enrage even the most calm of bulls?
3:1
bigman: will he stay sober for more then 6 hours INCLUDONG SLEEP?
50:1
Scott: will he wear pants so tight that he'll look ephiopian from the waist down?
10:1
Jam: will he be wearing his famous hat?
5:1
Neil: will look so emo he'll bring shame to his family?
2:1
Dan: will he so calm he'll not sweat a drop?
10:1

Mafia:

Euan: will he say no johns more then 10 times in a match?
4:5
zeppo: will he say man up son more then 100 times?
3:4
Geek: will him and bullet bill make a good team?
2:1
ryan: will he be able to stand up to the hordes of new players?
2:3

GMC:

Lord rust: will his kirby bring shame to many players?
1:2
Jake: will he **** some random chavs?
10:1
L4dy: will he win more then half his doc MM's?
3:1
twig: will he use the most random character in teams?
20:1

RAF:

spam: will his marth only kill be edge guarding?
15:2
ouch: will he say "say my name" in a match he loses, badly?
20:1
ownA: will his yoshi have more tricks then ever?
4:7
yawn: will he be attending?
2:1

STFU:

Coey: is he too good?
1:6000
BB: will his G&W shame more then 1 person in a MM?
3:1
Smashie: will his hair look better then scotts and neils?
1:50!
J03: will he ever stop spam posting?
NO:1

Charles: will he piss someone off to the point they throttle him?
7:2
Darvor: will i actually get to play him?
5:1
reacher: will his link make it into the top 5?
7:1

place your bets!

Joe seriously i read this and cried..... tears of blood!
Oh btw notice the edit for my odds

 

[Kone]

Aye, me and Jam are teaming. Thats England's no.1 and no.2 v a Scotland's no.1 and no.2 final. No other team has squat all =x

Ryan : Stevie is free for teams i think or dan, unless their teaming with each other. Scotts with richy boi i believe.

 

[J03]

coey: 1:6000 eh?

GL mate

btw, im booking today (monday) do you still need the tickets, coz i can afford two sets
need an answer asap son!