MattOnwheels
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2018
- Messages
- 672
Ok, ya hooked me! Here goes:That sounds like it'd be a great promotional hook for a future Smash Bros. Imagine a Smash released on or near its' anniversary, with the characters all assembled at the roast of (character who's trailer we're watching), throwing some jokes out about their character, their appearance, their legacy, etc. I'm imagining Charles Martinet delivering some scathing hazing in the jaunty Mario voice. They could do this formula for newcomers, but it'd be especially awesome if they did little trailers for each character like they're doing with ultimate, where we get two or three really good jokes at the characters expense before we see a brief glimpse of the gameplay.
Mario: "Oho! Captain Falcon! A good friend of mine to be sure, and really, how could he not be? We've been in Smash since the very beginning! And let me just say, his skill, talent, and fervor for the fight hasn't slowed down or waned at any point in the 29 years we've been doing this. But that's not too surprising, is it? I mean, Mr. Falcon probably had to learn to fight so that he was known for something after not being a prolific driver in over 14 years! Waha!"
What would be some jokes you might hear at the roast of King K. Rool?
*DK lumbers to the podium. All of his dialog is "OO-OOH's" supplemented by sub titles.*
"Well, ladies and gentleman, what can I say: After years of trying to steal my bananas, K. Rool finally managed to steal a roster spot! Let's give him a hand, huh?"
The audience applauds
"I mean, Hey! Talk about a lucky break. Who wants to be the next Ridley, am I right? Hahaha--"
The audience laughs. Cut to Ridley at his table in a tux, taking a bow, doing his "Big" taunt. He's a good sport!
"I'm tellin' ya, I've known K. Rool for years, and i'll bet anything--except my hoard, ya fat lug! Sit down! Ha--but seriously, I'll bet the second ol' 'Rids got in, K. Rool was probably watching at home, looking at the direct like...
(he hunches over and scowls deviously, imitating K Rool's grin) "Yeeeeeees! >83"
*He creeps along the stage, rubbing his hands sisterly. The crowd hoots and hollers. He's dead on!*
"You're running out of OPTIOOOOOONSSSS SAKURAAAAAAAAIIIII!!! X3" He cackles, "KLUMP!.....Fetch me my lotion!~ ;3"
As he returns to the podium, even K. Rool is applauding, Finding it at least humorous. albeit he's shaking his head as if to say "Okay. I see you, Monkey! I'l get you~"
"But no, y'see, thats what you guys don't understand! This guy, he doesn't quit! I mean, if you think Bowser gets annoying going after peach, you should see when K. Rool shows up. He may not come every day, but when he does it's like a freakin' halloweem party, you know what I'm sayin'? One week he's a king, the next he's a pirate, heck, a mad scientist--This guy INVENTED cosplaying before it was cool! Sorry, Kirby!"
Kirby waves him off, giggling~
"No, really! You all think it's funny, but if he thought it'd work he'd probably show up as Elvis Presley one of these days! --"Hey man--HUH! HA!--Ya got some pretty hip bananas there. can I shake on over and check em out?" --But the thing is, I'd prefer that. See, I've learned that you have to humor him, because if you just ignore him for awhile, then he stops everything and THAT'S the scary part, because then he's just like "Okay, no. You know what, screw you, i'm blowing up your island. How's THAT for a costume, jerk?!" --I know, I know!--and wouldn't you know it, THATS what happened!! He got ignored the first few Smashes, and then the Ballot happened. Now look at us. Here we are!"
Applause. K rool stands up and bows.
"That's right!...Waluigi, take note, THIS is how to complain your way into Smash!......Now if only it worked my actual series! HAHAHAHA--KING K. ROOL, Everyone! MY VILLAIN, HERE AT LAST!"
K. Rool approaches the podium to receive his roster spot commemorative plaque. He holds it up as he and DK actually embrace in a rare showing of character-breaking respect. He takes the podium...
"The King....has arrived.~ Thank you all! I'll see you on the battlefield and beyond!"
Last edited: