KGD - The Kewkky Thread! - Kirby's Wasteland: Dead Social

[BBQTV]

dammit kewkky how could you do that you meanie!?

in other news i need to get my post count up

 

[A1lion835]

I object to BBQTV's last post, claiming it is mostly spam and should have an infraction placed upon it!

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

I object to BBQTV's last post, claiming it is mostly spam and should have an infraction placed upon it!

Spoiler

Most of his posts are like that

 

[BBQTV]

Spoiler

Most of his posts are like that

yep its true they are like that.

even when im not spaming

 

[A1lion835]

Yea, most of his posts are! They should all go to me.

*zaps sprites with thunderbolt until they stop moving*

 

[Kewkky]

Kewkky, I am talking about the private message you sent threatening to disclose his IP address in! He fortunately forwarded it to me, but you hacked into my account and deleted it. You are not only guilty of threatening to reveal his IP address, but also of breaking and entering my account! This I accuse you of, undeserving mod and BBR member! I demand that you are removed from both of these responsibilities and are replaced by one fit to perform those duties.

And where is your proof? I hope you're not attempting to bring false information in here, you know what penalty you'll get for fabricating evidence/forgery.

I object to BBQTV's last post, claiming it is mostly spam and
should have an infraction placed upon it!

I know, but he's still within the topic of discussion and not making really small posts or stuff not worth reading, so I can let it pass. I mean, the Global Rules point out that "mods can interpret them however they desire" pretty much, and to me, staying on the topic and not derailing it is not spam at all.

So your argument is moot.

Spoiler

Most of his posts are like that

Very good! Here's an invisible cookie for you.

 

[A1lion835]

I told you, you erased my proof. You are also being charged with destruction of evidence!

I demand that this quote be shown to me! Interpret, indeed!

Me want invisible Kewkky! D:

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

I bet that's why you got so many posts, BBQTV ;D.

<_< Looking back, I was such a newbie when I joined Smashboards. It was my first time in a forum, after all.

I thought that if you had a cool font color, you were cool :D.

 

[A1lion835]

I was also a n00bie when I first joined SWF. It was my first forum too! :D

 

[Kewkky]

I told you, you erased my proof. You are also being charged with destruction of evidence!

I demand that this quote be shown to me! Interpret, indeed!

How can a jury believe your claims to a "destruction of evidence", if you don't have proof to back up your claims? You're just gonna try to appeal to them out of emotion? You should know, as a prosecutor, that appealing to others' emotions is not a reliable way of gaining their trust.

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

That's like saying I'm going to leave this GD for the Lucas GD. You're only making a statement .

Gotta have proof, man

 

[A1lion835]

Jury, think of all the times this man has wronged you! Edited your posts! Given you infractions! EATEN YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY! Why should you believe that he is not guilty this time?

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Jury, think of all the times this man has wronged you! Edited your posts! Given you infractions! EATEN YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY! Why should you believe that he is not guilty this time?

Yes. Kewwky has eaten my best friend before. But, thanks to the power of friendship, he's okay now!

Because Kewwky is awesome. He allows music to be played on this forum, something I adore. Btw, we need this music again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVVECt2cP_A

 

[BBQTV]

even when im not spaming

I bet that's why you got so many posts, BBQTV ;D.

<_< Looking back, I was such a newbie when I joined Smashboards. It was my first time in a forum, after all.

I thought that if you had a cool font color, you were cool :D.

i spam too silly.

i wish people would stop posting in colors i hate reading posts with colors. most of the colors are unreadable



EDIT. play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHhMH3__74M&feature=related

 

[A1lion835]

Kewkky is merely using the music to play off of your emotions! Do not let yourselves be fooled by him!

Colored fonts are the best. Put up this song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M1qoUj_jsw

...Putting up that song doesn't count as playing off of my emotions.

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

That song is not relevant right now <3.

The Objection! song is more relevant because there is a trial going on. That doesn't have any fancy sprites.

 

[Kewkky]

Jury, think of all the times this man has wronged you! Edited your posts! Given you infractions! EATEN YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY! Why should you believe that he is not guilty this time?

"Jury, I'd like to plea that the prosecutor is insane. He has invisible giant rock buds, and he 'hangs out' with them. Why would you believe what he says? For all we know, due to his history of insane actions, he is not even a prosecutor at all. And just like his postion as 'prosecutor' may be fake, so can his claims of me tampering with evidence that never existed. He has got no proof I even did such a thing, just like insane people have no proof that their visions are real!"

Get at me, A1.

 

[A1lion835]

By the Way, that song is extremely relevant. The trial should have some nice background music.

Jury, this man is a ninja! Why would you trust anything he says? He has probably murdered hundreds just like you! We must strike him down!

And in my defense, the giant rock buds only allow me to feel their presence.

 

[BBQTV]

That song is not relevant right now <3.

The Objection! song is more relevant because there is a trial going on. That doesn't have any fancy sprites.

yeah i agree. why that song at a time like this?

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Objection. The trial should have trial music .

 

[A1lion835]

No. The trial should be aimed at relaxing the participants so they are more capable of absorbing the information being presented to them. This trial music has nothing to do with trials anyway, other than the fact that it was in a trial videogame.

 

[Kewkky]

No. The trial should be aimed at relaxing the participants so they are more capable of absorbing the information being presented to them. This trial music has nothing to do with trials anyway, other than the fact that it was in a trial videogame.

Objection! Clearly our trial is derived of such a videogame, known as "Phoenix Wright", and as such, must use "Phoenix Wright" music to fully realize the effect that we are partaking of an actual videogame trial!

 

[A1lion835]

Objection! Just because there are some similarities (mostly the word "Objection!") between such a videogame and this trial does not mean that one is based off of the other! My good friends, do you really think that this man, such an imbecile that he does not know the difference between correlation and causation, is right to be a mod or a BBR member? Of course not!

 

[Kewkky]

Objection! Just because there are some similarities (mostly the word "Objection!") between such a videogame and this trial does not mean that one is based off of the other! My good friends, do you really think that this man, such an imbecile that he does not know the difference between correlation and causation, is right to be a mod or a BBR member? Of course not!

And with this, we have proof that this man is truly insane. Believing that he is actually in a trial while talking in a videogame forum with other people who know about the "Phoenix Wright" game, he is accusing me of tampering with non-existent evidence, and bringing up irrelevant points such as me being a moderator of the videogame forums and member of an elite group of smashers. Plus, he has resorted to name-calling, which is a lack of emotional control. That, topped with my once-again-proven insanity plea, should be enough to show you that he is not trustworthy as well as fit for the trial, and should be taken out of the trial and immediately enrolled in an institution for the mentally insane.

Your defense, A1?

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

I wanna be a mod..so I can like, change my name and stuff.

Oh, I'm sorry for breaking this intense arguement.

 

[A1lion835]

I am definitely actually in a trial. We have a prosecutor, defense, I'm pretty sure someone's a judge and there's a jury...what else do we need for a trial?

These "irrelevant points" are very relevant indeed. They show that you have somehow, without basic knowledge of the simple field of statistics, ascended to a ascended super saiyan form powerful post in this forum. How you have managed this, I do not know, but I suspect some form of illegal maneuver has been used.

Using creative adjectives is not name-calling, merely a way to show the jury exactly whom I believe I am prosecuting.

Once again, this man refers to his "name-calling." If we assume "imbecile" is name-calling, what is calling his opponent in the trial insane, with absolutely no proof? My medical record have shown no signs of insanity for my entire life. But why does that matter to this man? Cast off the shackles of his oppression, open your eyes, and realize the truth!

 

[WindMajor]

Hey look, I was in before the objection! :D

Anyways, this intense argument needs intense music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO6Rc5H4JW4&feature=related

Btw I call dibs on the judge position.

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

I'm Judge Man!
\

@Twink, we'll use that music when A1 snaps and admits he's the killer.

Holy Crap, A1, you're right O_o

 

[A1lion835]

NKN, was that perhaps a reference to Judgeman, the Yu-Gi-Oh card?

*Waits for Kewkky's pitiful defense*

Edit: I have the 93*101th post in this thread!

 

[BBQTV]

i guess it makes me the jury?

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

i guess it makes me the jury?

No, you're the one who's going to 'punish' A1 when he gets a guilty verdict .

 

[~Shao~]

Edit: I have the 93*101th post in this thread!

Actually no, you have the (93*101)+1, since the op counts too.

 

[A1lion835]

It probably does. Hopefully Kewkky will drop his ridiculous claims soon and admit that I've won.

@Shao: Yea, I just left the thread and saw "whoa, 9393 replies!" and immediately edited. I had the 93*101th reply though!

 

[Kewkky]

I wanna be a mod..so I can like, change my name and stuff.

Oh, I'm sorry for breaking this intense arguement.

You made me lol. Here, another invisible cookie for you!



A1, I shall attack your points one by one so as to give my full attention to them.

I am definitely actually in a trial. We have a prosecutor, defense, I'm pretty sure someone's a judge and there's a jury...what else do we need for a trial?

Point out who the prosecutor, defendant, judge, lawyers, witnesses, bailiff, and each individual member of the jury are. And please feel free to point at 'the people' as well.

These "irrelevant points" are very relevant indeed. They show that you have somehow, without basic knowledge of the simple field of statistics, ascended to a ascended super saiyan powerful post on this forum.

Clearly you do not know the reasons for my ascension to both of these posts, as you still haven't given a single gram of evidence in this trial, nor called out any single witnesses. I will also point to an old scientific research conclusion: insane people are unaware that they are insane.

Using creative adjectives is not name-calling, merely a way to show the jury exactly whom I believe I am prosecuting.

My titles seem to clash with your beliefs, there is something wrong with your perception of others... Yet another symptom of many different psychiatric conditions, pointing out that he, in fact, is mentally insane.

Once again, this man refers to his "name-calling." If we assume "imbecile" is name-calling, what is calling his opponent in the trial insane, with absolutely no proof? My medical record have shown no signs of insanity for my entire life. But why does that matter to this man? Cast off the shackles of his oppression, open your eyes, and realize the truth!

What is insane, you ask? Well...

http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/insanity

Main Entry: in·san·i·ty
Pronunciation: \in-ˈsa-nə-tē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural in·san·i·ties
Date: 1590
1 : a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder (as schizophrenia)
2 : such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility
3 a : extreme folly or unreasonableness b : something utterly foolish or unreasonable

Take your pick. I am not name-calling, but using the literal definition to project what you have proven yourself to be many times now: mentally insane.

 

[BBQTV]

*grabs a box of popcorn* munch munch munch

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

hey. dood. you ned to lik, mak me a mod and stuf.

a1 is bein stupd.

he neds to lik, score.

 

[Kewkky]

hey. dood. you ned to lik, mak me a mod and stuf.

a1 is bein stupd.

he neds to lik, score.

This is not smart at all! NKN, I'm going to have to confiscate one of your invisible cookies...

 

[A1lion835]

Kewkky, you are not the only one who will attack his opponent's points!

You made me lol. Here, another invisible cookie for you!

This is a court of law, and he talks of cookies! He is too distracted to properly serve here.

Point out who the prosecutor, defendant, judge, lawyers, witnesses, bailiff, and each individual member of the jury are. And please feel free to point at 'the people' as well.

Prosecutor - A1lion835

Defendant - Kewkky

Judge - Twinkie or NKN, depending on how their argument resolves.

Lawyers - We are representing ourselves.

Witnesses - No witnesses have yet been called.

Baliff - Asdioh

Jury - BBQTV

The people - Other observes of this thread. There could be thousands!

...Wait. I was BBQTV's lawyer (check the last few pages), which means he is the prosecutor. But also jury...I believe you may have a point.

Clearly you do not know the reasons for my ascension to both of these posts, as you still haven't given a single gram of evidence in this trial, nor called out any single witnesses. I will also point to an old scientific research conclusion: insane people are unaware that they are insane.

I'm not even sure what I'm trying to prove anymore. I started off arguing that you had infringed upon BBQTV's rights, and then I did some other stuff. And Twinkie's claiming I'm the killer.

The insane do not know that they are insane, so how do we not know that you are not insane? In post #9361 of this thread, you clearly showed a sudden lack of understanding as to where you were. This is quite possibly a symptom of hallucinations, which makes you unfit to serve a part in this trial.

My titles seem to clash with your beliefs, there is something wrong with your perception of others... Yet another symptom of many different psychiatric conditions, pointing out that he, in fact, is mentally insane.

I am unsure as to how the first two parts of your sentence here are related, so I will skip over this point until you have clarified yourself.

What is insane, you ask? Well...

*List of stuff*

Take your pick. I am not name-calling, but using the literal definition to project what you have proven yourself to be many times now: mentally insane.

None of these definitions match any symptoms I may have had, though they do match those of post #9361 (mentioned earlier).

I also demand that the popcorn, as well as one "Rex Raptor," who enjoys making perverted, unnecessary, and unrelated jokes be removed from the courtroom.

Mr. Kewkky, if I may, could I please have that invisible cookie?

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

aw . a1, im not bein pervrtd, im jus statn teh obious.

i am stil teh juge.

(I think I'm going to roleplay as Rex now. It's fun xD.)

 

[BBQTV]

i got a infraction for bring popcorn

i wanna see how kewkky responds to a1