Ken's Peach Theory

[Divinokage]

LOL, too bad I'm not a skinny white guy.. and Joe Bushman was a BIG white guy. Also Tipman is not white! Only Chaddd, Renth, Linguini are.. At least the ones i know.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

but you could pass for a skinny white guy if you wanted to

 

[Divinokage]

What? Hell no! I'm gonna punch you like I did before! lol.

 

[Reioumu]

I love how people are talking about Ken's theory being false except they forget to read a certain part

who main peach and are good

 

[cykofox]

lol its simpler than that.

fox's think theyr the **** until they get *****.
marths are pretentious.
blacks love the mario bros for some reason.
kens theory on peach players also applies to big black dudes
white stoners play ganon
sheiks take the game a little too serious
everyone plays falcon

 

[ConnorTheKid]

What? Hell no! I'm gonna punch you like I did before! lol.

you never punched me...or maybe I forgot haha

 

[Pi]

Kage the warrior's punches are forgettable.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

so that means they're really weak cuz if they were strong, I'd remember them.


that means Kage's a weak skinny white guy :D

 

[Pink Reaper]

I main master hand. I think we all know what that means.

 

[SleepyK]

Cort also adds that you can tell the gay ones are gay if they secondary zelda.

also chops does not fit that description of falco at all, nintendude.

 

[Divinokage]

Kage the warrior's punches are forgettable.

Do you really want to find out? =)

 

[Kanelol]

white stoners play ganon

:|

/10:|'s

 

[Divinokage]

Would it be right to say instead all Ganons play Green Greens friendlies?

 

[SleepyK]

hey, most of the top ganons i know of seem to fall under that theory.

 

[Yo!JinBro]

The best peach in my area tucks his junk and wears fake breasts in public.

on an unrelated note I think there should be a rule for samus and link players being true bros.

True story. My roommate is the frat-broest bro among bros and plays samus and link. Though he's been spamming lazers with fox, lately..

 

[Divinokage]

hey, most of the top ganons i know of seem to fall under that theory.

Well I mean when you punch **** while being in that state.. it just seems x10 more satisfying lolll.

 

[SleepyK]

rofl. punching **** is the future.

 

[iamthemicrowave]

I main master hand. I think we all know what that means.

rly good at fapping?

 

[Divinokage]

rofl. punching **** is the future.

Hell ya, I want to do UFC. lol. Punch **** for real!

 

[Animal]

UFC is amazing, i would say all ganon players love to wreck **** and are tough as hell. AKA tipman.

 

[AnDaLe]

lol its simpler than that.

fox's think theyr the **** until they get *****.
marths are pretentious.
blacks love the mario bros for some reason.
kens theory on peach players also applies to big black dudes
white stoners play ganon
sheiks take the game a little too serious
everyone plays falcon

This is prolly the most truest thing just for the midwest imo. Not sure about the ganon part. Is there a sterotype for falco players? lol

rly good at fapping?

loooool

 

[Kanelol]

This is prolly the most truest thing just for the midwest imo. Not sure about the ganon part. Is there a sterotype for falco players? lol

Exactly like Fox players, but less gay in some areas

 

[Nø Ca$h]

*stuff about chars main stereo type notes*

i just remembered i wrote half that stuff u mentioned. i recall writing the marth, ness, and luigi tidbits u posted. i dont feel like checking tho

 

[EPsilon933]

i just remembered i wrote half a lot of that stuff u mentioned. i recall writing the marth, ness, and luigi tidbits u posted. i dont feel like checking tho

I only counted five posts from you.

 

[Rubyiris]

Armada looks like a girl.

Also please note that Ken specifically said GOOD peach players, as in, not randoms. =|

 

[Nø Ca$h]

I only counted five posts from you.

so sue me lol

 

[EPsilon933]

so sue me lol

I'm taking you to supreme court.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

I'm taking you to supreme court.

then you'll be hearing from my lawyers because IM COUNTER-SUEING YOU

 

[EPsilon933]

then you'll be hearing from my lawyers because IM COUNTER-SUEING YOU

So I guess you're proving the "love to torture" part of your Marth stereotype really well, huh.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

So I guess you're proving the "love to torture" part of your Marth stereotype really well, huh.

who wants to know?

 

[Rain(ame)]

This thread is still going on...?

By the way...I don't hate other Peach players, so your theory is invalid.

 

[EPsilon933]

peach players ALL (including me) all hate each other and are very unwilling to learn from one another. they all have big heads and think they know better than everyone how to play peach.

This thread is still going on...?

By the way...I don't hate other Peach players, so your theory is invalid.

Yeah, JFox.
But yeah, if anyone mentioned anything about anyone in that thread, I included it in that list of notes.

 

[The Star King]

Surprised nobody has said that Marth mains are elitists yet...

And the only reason I use Falco is because I like having an aggresive playstyle.

 

[ranmaru]

yay no stereo type for me. :3

 

[Nø Ca$h]

Surprised nobody has said that Marth mains are elitists yet...

And the only reason I use Falco is because I like having an aggresive playstyle.

i know im an arrogant elitest. sometimes.

 

[Divinokage]

i know im an arrogant elitest. sometimes.

Ya but I don't think you are considered ELITE yet... lolz.

 

[MitchBerryCrunch]

Ya but I don't think you are considered ELITE yet... lolz.

lol ken so gdlk

 

[EddyBearr]

lol ken so gdlk

It seems so fitting that your first post in 7 years is a 5 year bump. This thread is probably news to you.

 

[MitchBerryCrunch]

lol i'm in this thread because i knew about it cause i'm og, you're the 13'er here, kid, pls

 

[EddyBearr]

lol i'm in this thread because i knew about it cause i'm og, you're the 13'er here, kid, pls

Pretty hostile response to a joke. Dunno what's up with that.