So, it's come to this. It's over Auspher.
True story: At UNK3, there was a shower stall area, and two showers. Fino and I called showers so we ran off. He turned to me and said "We are both two heterosexual males, so it's not gay if we get undressed in front of each other". So I saw Fino's butt. It was pretty lame and one of the worst parts of that day.
Basically, despite how often people say Fino is gay, and I mean HOMO gay, I don't think he is, so your best bet is to just befriend him, buy a pack of newports and lace them with rufies.