Kakuna Rattata - (Pokemon Joke Thread)

[ShuffleTrain]

How do you know if you solved a Math problem correctly?

Spoiler

Meowth let's you know.

 

[Darkslash]

slowking? 10suirtles

Its what spireIII said

"Arceus is like a robot goat ballerina and I hate it." - Spire III

Goats make cheese
Ballerina's dance
And its a pokemon god so its all knowing

 

[Ban3]

your the smart one here.

or you could be drunk and your seeing 2 mews instead of one

could i be both?

 

[Zook]

Why'd the Noctowl buy a Wii?





He thought it'd be a HOOTHOOT!

 

[Firus]

Which Pokemon secretly helps Samus out in Brawl for her Final Smash?

Spoiler

Shoop Da Shaymin.

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Shiny Garchomp.

...Yes, that's the joke. Look at Shiny Garchomp compared to regular Garchomp and you'll understand.

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A Tauros walks into a bar and sees a cow sitting at the bar with its back facing Tauros. Tauros walks up to the cow and is about to offer to buy it a drink, but the Pokemon wasn't actually a cow.

What Pokemon was it?

Spoiler

Charmeleon.

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What's Giovanni's street name?

Spoiler

Gio-dude.

 

[zrky]

Which Pokemon secretly helps Samus out in Brawl for her Final Smash?

Spoiler

Shoop Da Shaymin.

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Shiny Garchomp.

...Yes, that's the joke. Look at Shiny Garchomp compared to regular Garchomp and you'll understand.

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A Tauros walks into a bar and sees a cow sitting at the bar with its back facing Tauros. Tauros walks up to the cow and is about to offer to buy it a drink, but the Pokemon wasn't actually a cow.

What Pokemon was it?

Spoiler

Charmeleon.

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What's Giovanni's street name?

Spoiler

Gio-dude.

OK, I have to admit these are funny. You would have to have played the original games to understand the cow joke but still funny.

Oh, I have a request for the shop!

 

[Darkslash]

Why is Charmander,Charmeleon and Charizard so hard to see?

Spoiler

They go 3 times as fast. SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!!!!


F***ing r*t*rd*d

 

[Terywj [태리]]

My reaction: ...

-Ter

 

[ShuffleTrain]

My reaction: ...

-Ter

Let's put a smile on that face.

-lmao

 

[Mewter]

Let's put a smile on that face.

-lmao

So...
What was this Thread all about again?....
Oh yes....
Cheering people up.
It didn't originally start as a joke thread.
So maybe... this could be some nice thread that makes you feel better?
I don't see what's amiss...

 

[ShuffleTrain]

So...
What was this Thread all about again?....
Oh yes....
Cheering people up.
It didn't originally start as a joke thread.
So maybe... this could be some nice thread that makes you feel better?
I don't see what's amiss...

Sounds like a plan.

haha...plan. haha

 

[Zook]

Luvdisc .

 

[OmegaXXII]

Dude.

THIS
HAS
NOTHING
TO
DO
WITH
POKEMON.

Except for the words Kakuna and Rattata. The rest is a Lion King song. Do we really care? No. There's not even seemingly a topic for this, just grounds for you to post some silly song.

I found this to be kind of funny but stupid at the same time when I realized he tried to rhyme it with the Lion King Song