SkylerOcon
Tiny Dancer
What's a Pokemon Trainer doing when he has a cold? He's Koffing!
(I made that up right now. I feel so witty)
(I made that up right now. I feel so witty)
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Kakuna Rattata - (Pokemon Joke Thread)
- Thread starter ShuffleTrain
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ShuffleTrain
Smash Journeyman
hehe.
Yeha I used to have like fifteen of these written down, but I lost it somewhere...
Course the steelix one was best, so maybe it was for the better.
Yeha I used to have like fifteen of these written down, but I lost it somewhere...
Course the steelix one was best, so maybe it was for the better.
Ban3
Smash Journeyman
i laughed for like 30 seconds after reading those
Mewter
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Me too.
I just think the*Scary* Avatar just kind of knocked us off our rockers for a moment.
WhyWhat did the man say after the fire pokemon blew down the house?
He told him to Mag- Mar!
.....
(No applause) Oh well, it was worth a shot.
Wait, Shuffletrain, rename the thread the "Pokemon Joke thread" It won't be modded.
What did the racer fans say to the blazing hot car?
Look at that Mag- Car Go!
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Yaya
Smash Champion
I Pikachu when you Squirtle.
ShuffleTrain
Smash Journeyman
Title has been changed.
On-topic:
It's a good thing Loudred is not Fire/Grass type, or else it will always be screaming.
On-topic:
It's a good thing Loudred is not Fire/Grass type, or else it will always be screaming.
Bowser King
Have It Your Way
How do you get pikachu on a bus?
You poke-him-on
Why do you never take a pokemon with you to the bathroom?
He will pikachu
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Yes, I'm very unoriginal..
You poke-him-on
Why do you never take a pokemon with you to the bathroom?
He will pikachu
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Yes, I'm very unoriginal..
Bowser King
Have It Your Way
What are the three pokemon who can speak spanish?
What is meowth's and a person with a jobs favourite day?
How did the boy get the sticker to stick to the fridge?
Just some I remember my friend told me
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Artic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres
What is meowth's and a person with a jobs favourite day?
Pay Day
How did the boy get the sticker to stick to the fridge?
He put a magneton
Just some I remember my friend told me
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ShuffleTrain
Smash Journeyman
I put my hand comically over my mouth at the last one.What are the three pokemon who can speak spanish?
Artic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres
What is meowth's and a person with a jobs favourite day?
Pay Day
Why did the boy get the toy to stick to the fridge?
He put a magneton
Just some I remember my friend told me
Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum
A noob walks into a bar, and gives Garchomp an oran berry, Dragon Rush, Dragon Claw, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, 67 Hp EVs, 32 Atk EVs, 182 Def EVs, 1 Spd EV, 87 SpAtk EVs, and 141 SpDef EVs!
Bowser King
Have It Your Way
I'm to stupid to understand a beautiful joke like that.
Darkslash
Smash Master
What does Lance like to do
He Drags a Knight
Get it?
Lance as in spear and Drags a knight as in Dragonite?
Ahh forget it...
He Drags a Knight
Get it?
Lance as in spear and Drags a knight as in Dragonite?
Ahh forget it...
Yaya
Smash Champion
Ahh, that's a classic.
Bowser King
Have It Your Way
I looked at it for a good 2 min to understand it
. That's why I edited right away (after 2 min).
Darkslash
Smash Master
jigglyppuff8
Smash Lord
Bidoof...
BEST JOKE EVAR!!!
BEST JOKE EVAR!!!
ShuffleTrain
Smash Journeyman
I'll move the pic to the first post.
Mewter
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Darkslash
Smash Master
Wow thats like awesome.
Ban3
Smash Journeyman
mewtwo? idk
ShuffleTrain
Smash Journeyman
Darkslash
Smash Master
Hmm what happens when you get Pearl and a Bidoof in a room
Nothing
Yaya
Smash Champion
A paradox.
Cease Tick
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Smeargle w/ leftovers
Aqua Ring
Leech Seed
Ingrain
Substitute
...LAWL
Aqua Ring
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Substitute
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You (the Pokemon Trainer) walks into a bar. What happens?
This one has to do with Pokemon but you probably won't get it unless you've played Soul Calibur.
Talim started out on a journey to find Soul Edge. Why didn't she ever reach it?
What alcoholic drink do people in the Pokemon world drink?
What kind of Pokemon works in restaurants?
What Pokemon can pigs who are noobs associate with?
What Pokemon has slain many dragons in its time?
Which Pokemon loves bells?
I'll stop spitting out awful jokes now.
If you don't get any of them (or all of them), ask me, I'll explain it. In fact, you can probably be sure you're losing your sanity if you understand all of my "jokes"...
PARADOX! When was the last time you saw a bar in Pokemon?
...yeah, I suck at jokes.
...yeah, I suck at jokes.
This one has to do with Pokemon but you probably won't get it unless you've played Soul Calibur.
Talim started out on a journey to find Soul Edge. Why didn't she ever reach it?
Because Ivysaur.
Hardy...har...har?
Hardy...har...har?
What alcoholic drink do people in the Pokemon world drink?
A Dratini.
What kind of Pokemon works in restaurants?
Delibird.
What Pokemon can pigs who are noobs associate with?
Swinoob.
What Pokemon has slain many dragons in its time?
Omanyte.
Which Pokemon loves bells?
Bellossom.
I'll stop spitting out awful jokes now.
If you don't get any of them (or all of them), ask me, I'll explain it. In fact, you can probably be sure you're losing your sanity if you understand all of my "jokes"...
Yaya
Smash Champion
Darkslash
Smash Master
What happens when you get all the Pokemon in Spear Pillar in 1 room
the 12th movie
M.K
Level 55
What is the saddest fat Pokemon in the world?
A Weedle, Caterpie, and Spinarak walk into a bar. The Weedle is getting married and the bug Pokemon are throwing him a bachelor party. Before they all go to the Strip Club, they wanted to get really drunk.
The bartender asks the bug Pokemon "What will you three have tonight?".
The Weedle replies, "Give me 3 String Shots!"
LAWLZ.
Wailmer.
A Weedle, Caterpie, and Spinarak walk into a bar. The Weedle is getting married and the bug Pokemon are throwing him a bachelor party. Before they all go to the Strip Club, they wanted to get really drunk.
The bartender asks the bug Pokemon "What will you three have tonight?".
The Weedle replies, "Give me 3 String Shots!"
LAWLZ.
ShuffleTrain
Smash Journeyman
I love this thread.
Mewter
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ShuffleTrain
Smash Journeyman
O_o
Too late.
I don'tget the soul calibur one, that's all.
The soul claibur one is suposed to be like ....
"Ivy saw her."
Darkslash
Smash Master
What Pokemon loves making cheese,dancing and is all knowing
Arceus
slowking? 10suirtles
