So I've been doing some thinking about a hypothetical K. Rool reveal trailer, and I've thought of something that I think could be fitting and funny at the same time. A grand entrance befitting the King.
*flash Smash logo*
*fwoooo~flames burning*
It starts with a full-screen recording of a basic four-person match in Smash 64. The fighters consist of Mario, Yoshi, DK, and Samus on Kongo Jungle. The match is shown for a good four or five seconds before it starts glitching up and changes to static. It then zooms out of full-screen and then changes to a match in Melee consisting of Donkey Kong, Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo on Jungle Japes, during which the camera zooms out revealing that the match is being displayed on a small TV. It zooms out further showing a single armrest of a metal seat. A hand, too dark to make out exactly whose it may be, is seen impatiently tapping its fingers in a wave-like rhythm. The screen then cuts to static again, and then fades into a Brawl match between Bowser, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and King Dedede on Rumble Falls. The hand then slowly scrapes its fingers against the armrest, as if holding back incredible rage. The screen cuts to static again, and then shows a Smash4Wii-U match again between Bowser, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, and Dedede on Battlefield. The hand then clumps into a fists and violently pounds on the armrest. Another hand then pops up from off-screen, holding a letter. The hand on the armrest takes it and brings it closer to the camera, bringing the Smash logo into focus.
Cut to Bowser, DK, Diddy, and Dedede fighting on the "Final Destination" Battlefield. It shows them fighting for a good few seconds before the sound of many spinning helicopter blades fade in. After it gets noticeably loud, the four fighters cease fighting and look up to the sky.
The Flying Crock, high in the sky, gets closer and closer to the battlefield. It stops and then a giant platform begins descending from the underside of the Flying Crock. The platform stops lowering, and then an overhead view reveals it to be a huge symphony orchestra. A kritter in a tuxedo is the conductor, and various kinds of kremlings make up the players. The konductor taps on the sheet music holder a few times and begins conducting. Cue an orchestrated rendition of the King Krusha K. Rool introduction theme! The crocodile head front of the Flying Crock begins raising its upper "jaw." The fighters look dumbstruck. The jaw finishes raising and, from afar, a figure is seen standing one the edge of the lower "jaw." Cut to the top of a big golden crown. Cut again to a flowing, red cape. Cut one more time to the blunderbuss, held in one hand, is lowered into the other hand. And then zoom out revealing King K. Rool's whole torso and head.
"
KING K. ROOL
Krashes the Battle!"
Cue montage with remix of your favorite K. Rool battle theme playing.
K. Rool would of course put in the effort to make a huge, dramatic entrance!