K. Rool's Kremling Kutthroats: PM BKupa666 for an Invite to the New K. Rool Thread

[Groose]

*innocent whistling*

 

[Reila]

Guys, sorry for the off topic, but listen to this:

I am pretty sure that is how heaven sounds like (even though I don't believe in heaven)

 

[Glaciacott]

Don't make me believe this guys, it's not fun for me when you play with my heart like this >.<

 

[GmanSir]

Why do people want King K. Rool to be him anyways?

 

[Starphoenix]

*innocent whistling*

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but hasn't the final boss been already shown in artwork, and it's not K. Rool but a big walrus?

 

[UltimateWario]

*innocent whistling*

That GIRTH circle gets me every time.

 

[FlareHabanero]

That GIRTH circle gets me every time.

Well, you can't ignore their girth.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Why do people want King K. Rool to be him anyways?

Cuz K.Rool for Smash!

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but hasn't the final boss been already shown in artwork, and it's not K. Rool but a big walrus?

That outline picture is all we've seen.

 

[Reila]

Why do people want King K. Rool to be him anyways?

I just want K. Rool back as the villain in Donkey Kong Country games. It feels weird to not have him. I don't necessarily want King K. Rool to be the walrus, I just want to know why they look alike. There are a few similarities, plus the crocodile fans on the walrus' boat. If he is the walrus, great. If he isn't, that is okay too.

 

[moneyfrenzy]

I can just imagine the big reveal at the end of the game:

DK lands the final hit on wallhalla, and his disguise falls off, revealing him to be K. Rool

DK gets surrounded by penguins, who reveal that they are Kremlings and unzip there costumes and grow 4 feet taller

 

[Glaciacott]

I can just imagine the big reveal at the end of the game:

DK lands the final hit on wallhalla, and his disguise falls off, revealing him to be K. Rool

DK gets surrounded by penguins, who reveal that they are Kremlings and unzip there disguises and grow 4 feet taller

Then Diddy and Dixie are knocked unconscious. DK turns around and sees Cranky Kong slowly removing what is now clearly a mask, revealing Stanley the Bugman.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Well, you can't ignore their girth.

Dong vs Girth
truly a rivalry for the books.

 

[Welshy91]

Have you people not been paying attention to the banner ads? One of the TF ads shows the walrus sans silhouette.

 

[Smashoperatingbuddy123]

*innocent whistling*

You may have helped for the tusks part those may be costume teeth like the vampire teeth in halloween shops so tusks that are hollow put in his biggest fangs

And another one

0:48-0:52 hmmm looking at his nose area does not look walrus like

 

[Reila]

Have you people not been paying attention to the banner ads? One of the TF ads shows the walrus sans silhouette.

I don't think such banner exist. Do you have a link for it?

 

[Welshy91]

I don't think such banner exist. Do you have a link for it?

I'll screen cap it the next time I see it.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I'll screen cap it the next time I see it.

Describe it.

EDIT: Not this, is it?

 

[Reila]

0:48-0:52 hmmm looking at his nose area does not look walrus like

I don't see it ._.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Found a lighter picture of him.

Looks like he's just a walrus.

 

[Reila]

Found a lighter picture of him.

Looks like he's just a walrus.

I am disappointed...


...because I thought the video was his actual final boss theme and it is just a ****ty fake :/

 

[CroonerMike]

Still can be K. Rool. But seriously, it can be anything. Again, this is Donk Country.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I am disappointed...


...because I thought the video was his actual final boss theme and it is just a ****ty fake :/

Same, but the picture is lighter than the one we've been using.

It allows us to shed some light on the situation. (Pun completely intended)

Still can be K. Rool. But seriously, it can be anything. Again, this is Dong Country.

Fixed.

 

[CroonerMike]

Same, but the picture is lighter than the one we've been using.

It allows us to shed some light on the situation. (Pun completely intended)



Fixed.

Noooo I like Donk Country.

 

[SchAlternate]

HOLY FU-

THE PENGUIN'S FEET!!

IT'S A SHOE!!

 

[Swamp Sensei]

HOLY FU-

THE PENGUIN'S FEET!!
View attachment 8339

IT'S A SHOE!!

That does not look natural at all...

IT'S A SHOE!!

:O

 

[Welshy91]

Describe it.

EDIT: Not this, is it?

Yeah that's it. Looks like ole' Welshy was wrong.

 

[Reila]

I edited the high res artwork, you can see the facial features quite clearly.

 

[N3ON]

You guys are krazy, ain't no kremlings in TF. Miyamoto hates them and they're owned by Rare anyway.
*coughs*

 

[SchAlternate]

This amazing discovery can only mean one thing gentlemen.

THE PENGUINS ARE NOT PENGUINS AT ALL!

THEY ARE KRITTERS DISGUISED AS PENGUINS!!

 

[Swamp Sensei]

This amazing discovery can only mean one thing gentlemen.

THE PENGUINS ARE NOT PENGUINS AT ALL!

THEY ARE KRITTERS DISGUISED AS PENGUINS!!

Kritters have never been that short though.

 

[SchAlternate]

Kritters have never been that short though.

So...

It's a klaptrap in a penguin disguise?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

So...

It's a klaptrap in a penguin disguise?

Klaptraps don't walk on two legs though.

 

[BridgesWithTurtles]

Hey guys, you know what else?

I think I can make out Ridley in the clouds!

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Hey guys, you know what else?

I think I can make out Ridley in the clouds!

Pfft.

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

Ridley's way too big to fit in the clouds.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Pfft.

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

Ridley's way too big to fit in the clouds.

I've theorized in the past that the firmament is the membrane of Ridley's left wing.

 

[BridgesWithTurtles]

Pfft.

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

Ridley's way too big to fit in the clouds.

Does this mean that Ridley's girth, too, is unable to be ignored? What does that say about K. Rool's chances, then, if Ridley is obviously too big to be included? As we all know, K. Rool's girth is second only to Gary Oak in its size-to-discountability ratio. Thus, K. Rool's girth is equal to or greater than that of Ridley, making K. Rool TOO BIG to be included as well.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Does this mean that Ridley's girth, too, is unable to be ignored? What does that say about K. Rool's chances, then, if Ridley is obviously too big to be included? As we all know, K. Rool's girth is second only to Gary Oak in its size-to-discountability ratio. Thus, K. Rool's girth is equal to or greater than that of Ridley, making K. Rool TOO BIG to be included as well.

It means expansion packs...

Lot's of expansion packs...

Regardless, we should get back to the actual topic.

 

[Capybara Gaming]

I support K. Rool, I always have.

 

[BridgesWithTurtles]

It means expansion packs...

Lot's of expansion packs...

Regardless, we should get back to the actual topic.

On-topic: I actually haven't always supported K. Rool. I never saw any appeal in him up until about 2011 or so, actually. Beforehand, I dismissed him as irrelevant (ie, not recent enough) and not important to the DK series in the long run. And then I realized how forgettable the DK series was in between DK64 and DKCR, and I realized that K. Rool is actually relevant to the majority of the good games in the DK series (though I'll always love Donkey Konga). I also realized that "relevance" was a stupid reason to include a character.

 

[SchAlternate]

Didn't each DK64 copy come with an expansion pack?