Is anyone in Socal that plays Smash not a fatass?

[J.Shadows]

pretty sure Edge is buffer
im a fatty thanks a lot junknthetrunk
hahaha

 

[TipZ]

Pretty sure that in friendly thrash talk you don't try to protect yourself. You're supposed to just give more ****

 

[Shmooguy]

Like... do a sport for college (yayuuuh)? Go to the gym? Surf? Take long walks on the beach?

Just wondering.

I <3 the community but there are a few pricks that act like they're the **** because they can play a video game well, and that's it.

It's hard to balance being a gamer and an athlete.. and occasionally a student lol.

All I hear is JOHNNNNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZ

also i'm like anorexic, but getting fatter this summer!

 

[embracethe12]

a thread that talks about just me? who woulda thought!

 

[Lovage 805]

i play ultimate!


i like running

 

[NeighborhoodP]

Bone, it's notorious that homosexuals work out and stuff. You know, because women are really self-conscious about their looks, and homosexuals are just women in men's bodies? So they work out. Yeah.

 

[JTB]

have you seen jtb?
that guy is like skeletal

Why didn't the thread end right here

I'm like the perfect counter argument to people who [play video games all day are fat.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

but you're not to the one that they're big nerds

so they're either fat or nerds. (or both.) still not very good for the stereotype.

and the longer into life you keep playing games, the fatter you'll get as your metabolism slows

 

[Samus-T]

lol funny how this guy comes onto a gaming website basically asking for trouble. good **** dood

 

[Nyjin]

I r not fat.

And, actually...I've seen very few Smashers you can call Fat to be honest. If they were so fat, they'd play Wi-fi and not get up from their couches. ^_^

 

[samdaballer]

a lot of smashers aren't fat, but many don't do sports

 

[WayChuDat]

socal gets ******** during the summer.

 

[ProdigyKid]

I'm pretty sure its a all-year-round thing.

 

[EdreesesPieces]

Not sure about fat but tehre's a liot of PHAT smashers here..PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTING

 

[MarthPwnzer]

lol silly brawl noobs

 

[Arash]

Junkinthetrunk: "hey i'm bored, i think i'll make a topic on a forum about videogames. it'll be about smashers being fat, since every single one clearly is. I know this because I've gone all over socal, and every one of them is obese. And for added irony, my user name is (junkinthetrunk), so not only have i insulted everyone, but their heads will explode out of irony".

again this forum sucks balls, i want my 5 minutes back

 

[Samus-T]

i can easily think of ten smashers that are in shape. edreese, edge, boss, azn lep, ripn, shadow, romeo, dsf, mango, and myself. thats not even a quarter of thin socal homies XD

 

[samdaballer]

Junkinthetrunk: "hey i'm bored, i think i'll make a topic on a forum about videogames. it'll be about smashers being fat, since every single one clearly is. I know this because I've gone all over socal, and every one of them is obese. And for added irony, my user name is (junkinthetrunk), so not only have i insulted everyone, but their heads will explode out of irony".

again this forum sucks balls, i want my 5 minutes back

rofl i just realized the irony

 

[mikeHAZE]

Junkinthetrunk: "hey i'm bored, i think i'll make a topic on a forum about videogames. it'll be about smashers being fat, since every single one clearly is. I know this because I've gone all over socal, and every one of them is obese. And for added irony, my user name is (junkinthetrunk), so not only have i insulted everyone, but their heads will explode out of irony".

again this forum sucks balls, i want my 5 minutes back

actually, i called him bad, and i guess this was an attempt to retaliate.

i guess if i was bad at a game i'd get pretty emo too

 

[NeighborhoodP]

i guess if i was bad at a game i'd get pretty emo too

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Razmakazi]

not that fat but sure wouldn't be a bad idea to drop 15 lbs. we're in ****ing california, we gotta hit the beach or at least I do, it's not that hot in my area.

 

[∫unk]

Hey Haze 64 MM? It's the only smash I'm sure I can beat you lawl

 

[∫unk]

guys ender told me to cut the flaming but seriouslies i'll MM any of you 64

don't say melee i suck *** at that game WDing and f-smash is all i can do i should play marth

 

[Miharu]

guys ender told me to cut the flaming but seriouslies i'll MM any of you 64

don't say melee i suck *** at that game WDing and f-smash is all i can do i should play marth

MM 1v1 dota

 

[GMhyprid]

The gamer stereotype is accurate.

Playing video games magically removes one's ability to exercise. Being apart of a competitive gaming community (whether one plays that day or not) means that one is absolutely unable to do any form of decent exercise. It also makes all competitive gamers magically lose much of their metabolism, no matter what. Obviously, gaming is the only activity that can cause obesity. Forget reading or studying for school, which don't really give any exertion and could potentially distract some people from exercise, playing video games automatically makes people fat.

For example, it is completely impossible for a competitive smasher to run 6-10 miles 5 days a week.

And oddly enough, I play as Marth and spam Fsmash

Edit: Yes this is sarcasm. Sorry for any confusion.

 

[JTB]

The gamer stereotype is accurate.

Playing video games magically removes one's ability to exercise. Being apart of a competitive gaming community (whether one plays that day or not) means that one is absolutely unable to do any form of decent exercise. It also makes all competitive gamers magically lose much of their metabolism, no matter what. Obviously, gaming is the only activity that can cause obesity. Forget reading or studying for school, which don't really give any exertion and could potentially distract some people from exercise, playing video games automatically makes people fat.

For example, it is completely impossible for a competitive smasher to run 6-10 miles 5 days a week.

And oddly enough, I play as Marth and spam Fsmash

obvious troll is obvious

 

[NeighborhoodP]

obviously.

 

[WayChuDat]

what are you even saying

The gamer stereotype is accurate.

Playing video games magically removes one's ability to exercise. Being apart of a competitive gaming community (whether one plays that day or not) means that one is absolutely unable to do any form of decent exercise. It also makes all competitive gamers magically lose much of their metabolism, no matter what. Obviously, gaming is the only activity that can cause obesity. Forget reading or studying for school, which don't really give any exertion and could potentially distract some people from exercise, playing video games automatically makes people fat.

For example, it is completely impossible for a competitive smasher to run 6-10 miles 5 days a week.

And oddly enough, I play as Marth and spam Fsmash

 

[ProdigyKid]

I think he's taking South Park too much to heart.

 

[NeighborhoodP]

i'm 100% positive it was sarcasm

 

[GMhyprid]

What I posted was so ridiculously and blatantly stupid because the stereotype is as well. As far as I can tell, it isn't possible to magically lose the option to exercise. I'm criticizing the people that say unfair statements like this.

 

[mikeHAZE]

ur bad at this game


money match me $10+ hyprid

 

[araknophobik]

actually there are very few big smashers
i always considered myself one of the few fat one's

smash is a poor man's game. we charge low entry fee's. ***** about venue fee's. and share food when we go out to eat during tourny's/spend the whole day without eating. but this is also likely due to them not haveing a car to drive somewhere to eat aka either too young to drive or poor

nobody bought vod, those who did uploaded the vids to youtube. we pay like 20$ for mlg teams, halo pays 240$ or something

 

[ResidentWaffle]

I'm fat call the NeighborhoodPolice

 

[johnnylaw505]

Stop Getting Mad At Video Games!

 

[DieSuperFly]

I was in Santa Barbara since monday o.o i'm going home today =\

 

[killer tofu]

i wish i was fat enough to live in socal

 

[Miharu]

i wish i was fat enough to live in socal

rofl socal threads

 

[The Great Leon]

festizzio's so fat, he broke the seatbelt in my car

 

[festizzio]

festizzio's so fat, he broke the seatbelt in my car

That **** was already broken you *****