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Interesting 'Facts' 3.0 AKA: Zook's Misinformation Scheme

antimatter

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Blackarachnia from Beast Wars was designed after the animators' favorite at the strip club they went to after work.
 

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Fox only, no items, final destination is the fairest possible competition of skill between humans.

lol you win.
 

Dexter Morgan

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If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction

China has more English speakers than the United States.
 

MysticKenji

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- For every gallon of sea water, you get more than a quarter pound of salt.

- The average U.S. farm has 467 acres; the average Japanese farm has 3 acres.

- It takes up to four hours to hard boil an ostrich egg.

- The U.S. founding fathers' name for the American Revolution was 'The War with Britain'.

- Pain travels through your body at 350 ft. per second.
 

WindyKitt

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You can hear Totakeke in Mona Pizza's Song in Brawl.

April 20th is Weed Day.

Sasuke is an emo.

The Lone Star Ranch in Texas is the size of Rhode Island.
 

M-80

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i share a birthday with hitler (101 years later)

85% of men who died from a heart attack while having sex were found to have been cheating on there wives at the moment

you consume .1 calories when you lick a stamp

in space people cant see you cry because there is no gravity to make the tears fall

the mona lisa painting has no eyebrows

the opposite sides of a cubed dice always add up to 7

the guiness wolrd book of records holds the record for being the most stolen book in a library (how ironic)

111,111,111x111,111,111=12,345,678,987,654,321
 

Reyairia

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the guiness wolrd book of records holds the record for being the most stolen book in a library (how ironic)
Actually the most shoplifted book in the United States is the Bible (even more ironic).
 
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Wayne's World was shot in 34 days.

"Stairway to Heaven" took three months to record.

It is unknown to this very day how Jimi Hendrix died.

A boy once found a tooth growing out of his foot.

Super Mario Galaxy wasn't the first game to experiment with spherical levels. The cancelled Sonic X-Treme had a similar concept.

My iPod is the emptiest iPod of anyone who lives in my house (Less than a hundred songs).
 

Chris Lionheart

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You can hear Totakeke in Mona Pizza's Song in Brawl.

April 20th is Weed Day.

Sasuke is an emo.

The Lone Star Ranch in Texas is the size of Rhode Island.
Sasuke is gai. (How can anyone have that many girls chasing him and not want one?)

I almost won a 6th grade spelling bee. :laugh:

All highschool girls have atleast a little bit of lesbian in them. :bee:
 

Zook

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I make these threads because I love you, Eor.

The pokemon Spinda has the most alternate forms of any pokemon. The patterns on its face is random.

Before the early 1900s, it was perfectly acceptable to marry one's first cousin.
 

RyuuAqua

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Super Mario Galaxy wasn't the first game to experiment with spherical levels. The cancelled Sonic X-Treme had a similar concept.
Indeed, a similar concept can be seen in the "Mad Space" treasure hunt level in Sonic Adventure 2, for the Dreamcast and Gamecube. It consists of 3 rounded planetoids that each have their own gravity, and your character has the ability to glide between them.
 

Chris Lionheart

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Livingston Parish (Louisiana) has more trailer parks than any other county in the nation.

My school's Principle resigned to avoid action by the school board for him having sexual relations with a staff member.

As sad as the above statements are, we are considered to be one of the best educational parishes in the state. :laugh:
 

Recognize

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Livingston Parish (Louisiana) has more trailer parks than any other county in the nation.

My school's Principle resigned to avoid action by the school board for him having sexual relations with a staff member.

As sad as the above statements are, we are considered to be one of the best educational parishes in the state. :laugh:
You're a D***.
 

DGK all day

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-An albatross can sleep while it flies. It dozes off while cruising at 25 mph.

-Peanuts can be used as an ingredient for dynamite.

-Uncopyrightable and Dermatoglyphics are are the longest English words in which no letter is repeated.

-If there were ever an ocean big enough, Saturn would be the only planet that could float.
did u find those facts in an assignment notebook?
 

Eor

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Ten dollar bills are actually worth $20 in Europe
 

RedKnight

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A man once boasted that he had sex with over 2000 women in one day... Chuck Norris calls that a slow Tuesday! XD
 

Tom

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bump

this thread is actually under the Interesting 'Facts' 2.0 thread right now...
 

Recognize

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Alabama laws.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.


Incestuous marriages are legal.


It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.


It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.


You may not drive barefooted.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.


It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

You must have windshield wipers on your car.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Masks may not be worn in public.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Full Text

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


Louisiana Laws

“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.


Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.


One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.

A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.


Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.


It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.


Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.


It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.

It is illegal to gargle in public places.

It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.


One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.


Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.



Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.


One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.


Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.


Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
 

Johnthegalactic

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Before WWII the swastika was a symbol of well being/good fortune and was often displayed even in Synagouges(Jewish place of worship).
Ironicly, it is now the symbol representing the Nazi empire.
 

antimatter

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Presently, The Forum Games section doesn't have a moderator. I hope this is corrected soon.
 

Eor

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SEE THIS, EOR? SEE THIS??? GET ON YOUR JOB.
Well I'd do it again, but that's not up to me. Not like I can break out the mod suit and stage a revival.
 

Tom

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Thread ****ing hijack.

Well I'd do it again, but that's not up to me. Not like I can break out the mod suit and stage a revival.
Everything that has to do with Forum Games should be up to Eor. Lets do it Decisive Games style.

Vote: Eor
 

Chris Lionheart

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Alabama laws.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.


Incestuous marriages are legal.


It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.


It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.


You may not drive barefooted.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.


It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

You must have windshield wipers on your car.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Masks may not be worn in public.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Full Text

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


Louisiana Laws

“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.


Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.


One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.

A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.


Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.


It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.


Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.


It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.

It is illegal to gargle in public places.

It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.


One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.


Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.



Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.


One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.


Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.


Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.

HAHAHAHAHA I live in Louisiana and I didn't know about most of those laws.
And that means I can't steal anymore crawfish. :ohwell:
 

Eor

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Most of those "crazy law" things are false, I remember reading something where someone tried to look them up and could barely find proof for any of them, and those were all around a hundred years old and in a different form then they're currently presented
 

RedKnight

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Chuck Norris doesnt read books... he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

on the contrary, Chuck Norris doesnt write books either... he stares at the words and they assemble themselves out of fear

How much wood could a Wood Chuck Norris if a Wood Chuck could Chuck Norris: All of it

The last thing that gos through your mind when Chuck Norris round house kickc you in the face is his foot

XD XD XD XD XD
 

RedKnight

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars... Chuck Norris has more money than you

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's keyboard... chuck Norris is ALWAYS in control

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy... its a Chucktatorship

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.





Man I love Chuck Norris 'Facts'
 
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