hmm, I wonder if other people were like "lol look at that dummy" when they saw my location. Luckily the people who nominated were the opposite
FACT: On Jammer's computer screen, Dazwa looks like a smarty-pants, not a dummy.
1280x1024, by the way, although it really shouldn't matter at all unless Wikipedia is using some stone-age browser like Internet Explorer that renders web pages all wrong.
FACT: Man, I eat way too much yogurt. One of these days the "active yogurt culture" is going to overpower my white blood cells and turn me into a mass of strawberry-banana goop. Slowly and painfully. And there's nothing modern science can do, besides get a spoon.
FACT: Yes, I know yogurt cultures aren't actually dangerous bacteria that your immune system must fight.
FACT: It would be cool, though. They'd have to put warnings on the package: "Do not eat if you have a weakened immune system, are suffering from an infection, or if you have AIDS!"
FALSE: If you have AIDS and that offended you, I'm sorry.