Oh, but it's completely accurate! You joined on May 21st, while more importantly being my birthday, marks your first day on SWF. In three days, timezones aside, it'll be the 21st of August, which would make your account a total of three months old. We'll round your post count down to 2,700, and we'll consider the date August 21st. If the previous statement is true, then you're averaging 900 posts a month for three months, which is equal to the age of your account.
Those are two of the more important issues, but for the sake of time, we won't go into detail about how those two issues screwed me over, to say the least.
The conditions weren't met, sorry.
It wasn't really weird. Inappropriate, yes, but not weird. It's a natural part of life.