I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

Some waiters serve things like vegetable soup, pina coladas, yak steaks, and other more exciting things.

"Thanks, you two!" 9-Volt says. He then quickly skateboards away.

Fan 1: (Background)Is this steak gluten-free?

Fan 2: (Background) Yum!

Fan 3: What's your favorite food?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: I promise I won't tell anyone! Let's just forget this ever happend, ho!

ShyHo: Though, the dark magic might attempt to kill… Penny Crygor. Dear god. You must warn her to leave and head to my palace, got that?

 

[alexxxela]

Fan 1: (Background)Is this steak gluten-free?

Fan 2: (Background) Yum!

Fan 3: What's your favorite food?

<gtg bye>
"My favowite is my bottle and cookies!" Baby Ashley says, smiling adorably.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<gtg bye>
"My favowite is my bottle and cookies!" Baby Ashley says, smiling adorably.

Fan: Who thought vegetable stew could be so good!?

Host: Well, I see the food is loved by everyone! Glad to see it! Everybody done?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

ShyHo: Lenna!!!
Lenna: ShyHo? What’s going on?
ShyHo: I was possessed by a demon! It made me want to kill people! I love you Lenna!
Lenna: So, that must have been the cause of your anger. I’m glad that you’re back to your old self.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Meanwhile, a black ooze forms on the floor in Penny’s house)

 

[alexxxela]

Fan: Who thought vegetable stew could be so good!?

Host: Well, I see the food is loved by everyone! Glad to see it! Everybody done?

"All done!" Baby Ashley says.

(Meanwhile, a black ooze forms on the floor in Penny’s house)

Penny extinguishes it.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"All done!" Baby Ashley says.

Penny extinguishes it.

The clean-up staff takes out the food trays.

Host: And that will do it for this section of the Baby Ashley game convention. Now, in a few minutes, there will be some words from the dedicated crew that made Baby Ashley Begins, Yo! possible. Then the event will conclude. I am glad you all enjoyed yourselves, but the little star needs her nap!...

Kazooie sneaks a few rolls into a sack and hides them away.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"All done!" Baby Ashley says.

Penny extinguishes it.

(The ooze strangely is unaffected and leaps towards her)

 

[alexxxela]

The clean-up staff takes out the food trays.

Host: And that will do it for this section of the Baby Ashley game convention. Now, in a few minutes, there will be some words from the dedicated crew that made Baby Ashley Begins, Yo! possible. Then the event will conclude. I am glad you all enjoyed yourselves, but the little star needs her nap!...

Kazooie sneaks a few rolls into a sack and hides them away.

Baby Ashley nods. "I getting sweepy..." she mumbles.

(The ooze strangely is unaffected and leaps towards her)

Penny dodges it and carefully puts it in a containment unit.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley nods. "I getting sweepy..." she mumbles.

Penny dodges it and carefully puts it in a containment unit.

The crowd gathers into another room to hear word about the game, while Dust Bunny picks up Baby Ashley and takes her to the warp circle Ashley drew. Kazooie eats the rolls while they wait.

Dust Bunny: Jack, Ashleys, Wario, time to go!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley nods. "I getting sweepy..." she mumbles.

Penny dodges it and carefully puts it in a containment unit.

(The ooze reacts violently, fruitlessly trying to break it, and also morphing into a small version of ShyHo)
Ooze: ShyHo... where is.... he?

 

[alexxxela]

The crowd gathers into another room to hear word about the game, while Dust Bunny picks up Baby Ashley and takes her to the warp circle Ashley drew. Kazooie eats the rolls while they wait.

Dust Bunny: Jack, Ashleys, Wario, time to go!

"Aw, man! I can't go! My fan club won't let me!" Red says, pointing at a group of ten or so people surrounding him. Baby Ashley starts to fall asleep on Dust Bunny's shoulder.

(The ooze reacts violently, fruitlessly trying to break it, and also morphing into a small version of ShyHo)
Ooze: ShyHo... where is.... he?

"I don't know, why?" Penny asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Aw, man! I can't go! My fan club won't let me!" Red says, pointing at a group of ten or so people surrounding him. Baby Ashley starts to fall asleep on Dust Bunny's shoulder.

"I don't know, why?" Penny asks.

Ooze: He attempts... to slay master Exdeath.... him and the.... other light warriors. Possession happened... and then... he broke free.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Aw, man! I can't go! My fan club won't let me!" Red says, pointing at a group of ten or so people surrounding him. Baby Ashley starts to fall asleep on Dust Bunny's shoulder.

"I don't know, why?" Penny asks.

Dust Bunny jerks Red into the circle.

Dust Bunny: Let's go!

(♢With the power of wormholes... I mean potholes... I mean plot holes...♢)

They return.

Dust Bunny: Baby Ashley must be pooped! The teleportation didn't wake her!

<I am gone for now.>

 

[alexxxela]

Ooze: He attempts... to slay master Exdeath.... him and the.... other light warriors. Possession happened... and then... he broke free.

"Not sure how much I want to help with that..." Penny mutters. "Who's Exdeath?"

Dust Bunny jerks Red into the circle.

Dust Bunny: Let's go!

(♢With the power of wormholes... I mean potholes... I mean plot holes...♢)

They return.

Dust Bunny: Baby Ashley must be pooped! The teleportation didn't wake her!

<I am gone for now.>

"She's literally pooped too," Ashley mutters, holding her nose. A bunch of excited knocking is heard from the front door.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Not sure how much I want to help with that..." Penny mutters. "Who's Exdeath?"

"She's literally pooped too," Ashley mutters, holding her nose. A bunch of excited knocking is heard from the front door.

Ooze: You hate... him... don't you? I have logged his... memories, don't.. you.. hate him?

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny jerks Red into the circle.

Dust Bunny: Let's go!

(♢With the power of wormholes... I mean potholes... I mean plot holes...♢)

They return.

Dust Bunny: Baby Ashley must be pooped! The teleportation didn't wake her!

<I am gone for now.>

(Jack Frost, Pyro Jack, and Jack Ripper return)
Pyro Jack: The convention was tiring, ho. We'll be in the basement. Good night, ho!
Jack Ripper: Later!
(Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper head down to the basement)
Jack Frost: I've lost all trust in that ShyHo fella. That "Demon Possession" crap seems like a lame excuse for kidnapping and beating a child, ho. So... What do we do now, ho?

 

[alexxxela]

Ooze: You hate... him... don't you? I have logged his... memories, don't.. you.. hate him?

"Well, he hasn't exactly been the nicest to me," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Jack Frost, Pyro Jack, and Jack Ripper return)
Pyro Jack: The convention was tiring, ho. We'll be in the basement. Good night, ho!
Jack Ripper: Later!
(Pyro Jack and Jack Ripper head down to the basement)
Jack Frost: I've lost all trust in that ShyHo fella. That "Demon Possession" crap seems like a lame excuse for kidnapping and beating a child, ho. So... What do we do now, ho?

(A cloud of black mist surrounds Jack Frost)
Cloud: Where’s ShyHo, huh?

 

[Yiptap]

(A cloud of black mist surrounds Jack Frost)
Cloud: Where’s ShyHo, huh?

Jack Frost: W-What!? What's hee-hoing on!?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: W-What!? What's hee-hoing on!?

Cloud: Where’s ShyHo? That’s all we need to know.

"Well, he hasn't exactly been the nicest to me," Red says.

Ooze: How so? He’s powerful, but his mind is frail. That’s his weakness. Share some things about him.

 

[Yiptap]

Cloud: Where’s ShyHo? That’s all we need to know.

Ooze: How so? He’s powerful, but his mind is frail. That’s his weakness.

Jack Frost: H-How should I know? Last time I saw him, he tried to kill a kid at a convention and said he was possessed, or something, ho. Then he disappeared. I would've told you where he was if I knew, maybe you could talk some sense into him, ho!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: H-How should I know? Last time I saw him, he tried to kill a kid at a convention and said he was possessed, or something, ho. Then he disappeared. I would've told you where he was if I knew, maybe you could talk some sense into him, ho!

Cloud: Oh, we will mark the return of our lord, Exdeath by killing ShyHo. Then, everything will become nothing!

 

[Yiptap]

Cloud: Oh, we will mark the return of our lord, Exdeath by killing ShyHo. Then, everything will become nothing!

Jack Frost: You're crazy! Get outta my sight, ho! (Jack Frost flails his arm around, clearing up the cloud)
Jack Frost: I don't feel so good... I'm going to sleep...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: You're crazy! Get outta my sight, ho! (Jack Frost flails his arm around, clearing up the cloud)
Jack Frost: I don't feel so good... I'm going to sleep...

(The cloud reforms)
Cloud: Don’t you hate ShyHo? Would you like to help us in killing him?

 

[Yiptap]

(The cloud reforms)
Cloud: Don’t you hate ShyHo? Would you like to help us in killing him?

Jack Frost: I told you to go! Leave already, ho! (Jack Frost runs to the basement with a scowl on his face)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: I told you to go! Leave already, ho! (Jack Frost runs to the basement with a scowl on his face)

(A mini-portal to the void opens up, and the cloud travels in)

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Not sure how much I want to help with that..." Penny mutters. "Who's Exdeath?"

"She's literally pooped too," Ashley mutters, holding her nose. A bunch of excited knocking is heard from the front door.

Dust Bunny answers the door.

Dust Bunny: I just know it won't be too exciting. Yeah, it's gonna be cookie scouts offering free cookies-- nothing stressful!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny answers the door.

Dust Bunny: I just know it won't be too exciting. Yeah, it's gonna be cookie scouts offering free cookies-- nothing stressful!

A bunch of fans are standing there. "We found out this is Baby Ashley's house! Can we go see her?" one says excitedly.

 

[Doc Monocle]

A bunch of fans are standing there. "We found out this is Baby Ashley's house! Can we go see her?" one says excitedly.

Dust Bunny: They always do... (Sigh)... If it saves the hinges of this door, yes, you can see her... but form a line! Also, patience is a virtue. She needs her nap time... Baby Ashley, your public awaits!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: They always do... (Sigh)... If it saves the hinges of this door, yes, you can see her... but form a line! Also, patience is a virtue. She needs her nap time... Baby Ashley, your public awaits!

Baby Ashley whines in her sleep, and Ashley carries her over. "Here, you get a stinky, sleepy Baby Ashley," she says to the fans.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley whines in her sleep, and Ashley carries her over. "Here, you get a stinky, sleepy Baby Ashley," she says to the fans.

Dust Bunny: No, Ashley, don't! You'll...

Fan: (Waft) I love it! I'll never rinse this nostril again!

Dust Bunny: [Phew!] Alright, everyone, organize!... What's your name, little one?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(The ooze suddenly morphs into a little plant)
Plant: See this? Help me kill ShyHo and you’ll be rewarded handsomely.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(The ooze suddenly morphs into a little plant)
Plant: See this? Help me kill ShyHo and you’ll be rewarded handsomely.

Joan: How much are we talking, five mil? (Holds sniping rifle at table)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Joan: How much are we talking, five mil?

Plant: Who are you? What are you doing here in someone’s house?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: No, Ashley, don't! You'll...

Fan: (Waft) I love it! I'll never rinse this nostril again!

Dust Bunny: [Phew!] Alright, everyone, organize!... What's your name, little one?

"My name Emma! I wuv Baby Ashwee!" the toddler says. Her mom nods in approval. "Can I see Baby Ashwee?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Plant: Who are you? What are you doing here in someone’s house?

Joan: I'm Joan Gold. Can't you read? Anyway, this is my place, and THAT... is my chair, so I wouldn't get too pushy with the questions. Now, what's this about a ShyHo?

"My name Emma! I wuv Baby Ashwee!" the toddler says. Her mom nods in approval. "Can I see Baby Ashwee?"

Dust Bunny leads her over.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, it's Emma, a big little fan! Shoot away, Emma!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Joan: I'm Joan Gold. Can't you read? Anyway, this is my place, and THAT... is my chair, so I wouldn't get too pushy with the questions. Now, what's this about a ShyHo?



Dust Bunny leads her over.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, it's Emma, a big little fan! Shoot away, Emma!

Plant: I was in the house of Penny Crygor, not this place! (It teleports back to Penny’s house)

 

[alexxxela]

Joan: I'm Joan Gold. Can't you read? Anyway, this is my place, and THAT... is my chair, so I wouldn't get too pushy with the questions. Now, what's this about a ShyHo?



Dust Bunny leads her over.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, it's Emma, a big little fan! Shoot away, Emma!

"Hewwo, Ashwee!" Emma says.

Baby Ashley grumbles crankily from her sleepiness and dirtiness. "Hewwo..."

Emma wrinkles her nose. "Baby Ashwee smewws bad..."