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Dust Bunny: I thought that was part of the charm... just now... Okay, yeah, I agree... (Gets Red to change Ashley)... Better... Since you're our first house guest, how would you like to be over for a backyard barbecue this weekend?
Penny answers it. "There's a blob here that wants to kill you."
"No!" Baby Ashley whines in her sleep. "Need a bweak....." More fans try to come inside.
ShyHo: Let it out. I’m gonna kill it.
Dust Bunny: Sorry, Emma, she's exhausted. Everybody, clear away, clear away! She had a long day, and for the gazillionth time, she needs her nap!
Penny lets it out.
A fan takes her from Ashley's arms. "She's so adorable while she's sleeping!" they say.
Dust Bunny: (Irritably) Hey, hey, hey! BACK OFF! (Snatches her away) Don't you have common... er... Do you have decency?!
"But she's so cute!" the fan says. Baby Ashley starts to cry. "Aw, poor baby!"
Dust Bunny: Now look what you did! Ugh!... Everyone, just go home. You'll have other opportunities to meet Baby Ashley, but she has needs too!
(ShyHo casts Holy on it, destroying it)
Everyone leaves, grumbling unhappily. Baby Ashley continues crying. "Gee, she's really tired," Red says.
"Oh, well....Okay, I accept," Penny says.
ShyHo: R-really? You do?
Dust Bunny places her in her crib.
"Yeah," Penny says.
Baby Ashley watches the mobile and then falls asleep. There's another knock on the door that sounds more like someone headbutting it.
ShyHo: Oh. Okay. Would you like to see a new invention of mine?
Dust Bunny: Aaaaargh! Red, wait right here... (He opens the door) ... Hey, look. You can kno... what?
"Sure," Penny says.
E-Ashley is standing there. "All done with hospital. Didn't like it anymore."
(ShyHo shows her his latest invention)
Dust Bunny hugs E-Ashley and welcomes her inside.
"Sure! What ingredients do you have?" Penny asks.
E-Ashley nods. "Feel better, so they let me go," she says. She then giggles like she's being tickled.
ShyHo: I actually have them all back at my palace. Come with me. (He teleports both of them to his palace)
Dust Bunny: What? What's funny? (Looks in the mirror, seeing nothing different.)... Are you alright?
Penny puts peppers, chocolate, and a plum in the pot.
"Hehe! Alan is playing with the mold I gave him!" E-Ashley giggles. "Fun toy!"
(The machine puts out a steamed plum and pepper platter with the former covered in melted chocolate)
Dust Bunny: Alan!... Thahats not tohohoy!... (Falls on his front in frustration).
"No," Penny says.
E-Ashley giggles more. "Very fun toy!"
Dust Bunny takes her downstairs, and tucks her in.
ShyHo: Anyways, this is Juliana Lauren Maskuin-Tycoon. She’s my first child and I love her. When I’m not doing stuff, she and my wife are my whole life. (Juliana cries at the sight of Penny’s unfamiliar face) It’s okay, shhh. (Juliana calms down only to resume crying again.)
"Thought you hated me! Thought you wanted me gone," E-Ashley says, hugging her mold-soaked teddy bear defensively.
"Okay...." Penny says slowly. "Maybe I should leave..."
ShyHo: Yeah, it is getting a little late, I’ll see you sometime soon, right?
Dust Bunny: I don't hate you at all. I just am... overly protective sometimes... so when you came, I saw the mold as a threat to the others living here, but I don't hate you. I want everyone to be safe.
"Sure," Penny says, leaving.
<gtg bye>
Dust Bunny: Don't think much about it. Ashley... (Whisper) is kinda shallow... She's insecure, and sees everything as a threat to herself, because she has a high opinion of herself, and knows it's out of vanity.
"Oh..." E-Ashley mumbles. She shivers again. "Please can I have another blankie?"
Dust Bunny: Sure... (Pulls one out of a basket, unflolding it and setting it on her bed)... Do you need anything else? I'm going back upstairs now. A glass of water is... well, with how damp the basement is, you probably never need water!... I'll check on you now and again... (Walks back up the stairs.)...
"I want a Pyoro plush!" Ashley exclaims. "I demand it!"
Dust Bunny: But don't you already have a gazillion stuffed toys? They just sit in that toy box all day. Pyoro will just join the collection. It's a fad.
"I want one!" Ashley shouts, stomping her foot. "And I do play with my other stuffed toys!"
Dust Bunny: Sit down! You're not...
Ashley smirks and folds her arms, waiting. "I think Alan wants one too," she remarks.