I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

"C-can I go back to the b-basement now? It's t-too scary around her," E-Ashley whines. Ashley glares at them silently from her corner.

"What are we gonna do about Ashley? Maybe she needs to be put in the stroller again," Red grumbles.

Dust Bunny guides her down the stairs, motioning her down with his hand as he turns around.

Dust Bunny: I dunno. She just refused a Pyoro plushy while the fad is fresh!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny guides her down the stairs, motioning her down with his hand as he turns around.

Dust Bunny: I dunno. She just refused a Pyoro plushy while the fad is fresh!

"Because she thinks she'll be able to threaten me into ordering another one for her," Red replies. "I think that if she's gonna act like a toddler, she's gonna have to be treated like one!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Because she thinks she'll be able to threaten me into ordering another one for her," Red replies. "I think that if she's gonna act like a toddler, she's gonna have to be treated like one!"

Dust Bunny: Is that so?... That sneaky little...

While Ashley is boiling in her corner, a low view shows little higher than the wheels of a stroller come on screen.

Dust Bunny throws a paper grocery bag over her head, and throws her into the stroller...

Dust Bunny: Does the hip-hop music sound familiar, Ashley?

Once again, the stroller rides through the park in stop motion, with theatrically slowed voices passing by.

Stranger: Hhhhooooowwwww aadoooooooorrraaabllle!

Another Stranger: Goooooooooochy Gooooooooooooo!... (Tickles Ashley's nose-- yea, in stop motion.)

Dust Bunny: Thaaaaaaaaaannnnnnkk yoooou! Sheeeeeee's... hooooowwww maaaaaaanyyy yyyeeeeerrrrsss ooooold, RRReedd?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: Is that so?... That sneaky little...

While Ashley is boiling in her corner, a low view shows little higher than the wheels of a stroller come on screen.

Dust Bunny throws a paper grocery bag over her head, and throws her into the stroller...

Dust Bunny: Does the hip-hop music sound familiar, Ashley?

Once again, the stroller rides through the park in stop motion, with theatrically slowed voices passing by.

Stranger: Hhhhooooowwwww aadoooooooorrraaabllle!

Another Stranger: Goooooooooochy Gooooooooooooo!... (Tickles Ashley's nose-- yea, in stop motion.)

Dust Bunny: Thaaaaaaaaaannnnnnkk yoooou! Sheeeeeee's... hooooowwww maaaaaaanyyy yyyeeeeerrrrsss ooooold, RRReedd?

Cameraman: What you’re doing is inhumane! Stop it.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Is that so?... That sneaky little...

While Ashley is boiling in her corner, a low view shows little higher than the wheels of a stroller come on screen.

Dust Bunny throws a paper grocery bag over her head, and throws her into the stroller...

Dust Bunny: Does the hip-hop music sound familiar, Ashley?

Once again, the stroller rides through the park in stop motion, with theatrically slowed voices passing by.

Stranger: Hhhhooooowwwww aadoooooooorrraaabllle!

Another Stranger: Goooooooooochy Gooooooooooooo!... (Tickles Ashley's nose-- yea, in stop motion.)

Dust Bunny: Thaaaaaaaaaannnnnnkk yoooou! Sheeeeeee's... hooooowwww maaaaaaanyyy yyyeeeeerrrrsss ooooold, RRReedd?

"Eigghhhhhtttt yeeeeeaaaaarsssss olllllddddd!" Red replies.

"Stop this! This isn't funny anymore!" Ashley yells, not in slow motion.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Cameraman: What you’re doing is inhumane! Stop it.

Dust Bunny: It's not inhumane. It's what she wants.

"Eigghhhhhtttt yeeeeeaaaaarsssss olllllddddd!" Red replies.

"Stop this! This isn't funny anymore!" Ashley yells, not in slow motion.

Dust Bunny: I don't think it's funny either, Ashley, but... y'know... You are always acting like a baby, and if the boot fits, wear it!... Hey, look! Somebody else is coming... (Gasp) They have babies too! They'll just love you!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: It's not inhumane. It's what she wants.



Dust Bunny: I don't think it's funny either, Ashley, but... y'know... You are always acting like a baby, and if the boot fits, wear it!... Hey, look! Somebody else is coming... (Gasp) They have babies too! They'll just love you!

Cameraman: She doesn’t want it!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: It's not inhumane. It's what she wants.



Dust Bunny: I don't think it's funny either, Ashley, but... y'know... You are always acting like a baby, and if the boot fits, wear it!... Hey, look! Somebody else is coming... (Gasp) They have babies too! They'll just love you!

Ashley hides her face in embarrassment. "No! Make them go away!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Cameraman: She doesn’t want it!

The scene pauses so no one hears... mysteriously.

Dust Bunny: I know she doesn't want it. We're punishing her.

The scene resumes.

Ashley hides her face in embarrassment. "No! Make them go away!"

Dust Bunny: (Lets go of the stroller, letting it roll towards the stranger) It's all in your hands, Ashley!

The stranger turns their head...

 

[Yiptap]

Cameraman: She doesn’t want it!

(The director approaches the cameraman angrily)
Director: Hey! You’re supposed to be filming the movie, (Points to a fake bank being robbed surrounded by cameramen and actors) not some random girl and rabbit! Get back to work, or you’re fired!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(The director approaches the cameraman angrily)
Director: Hey! You’re supposed to be filming the movie, (Points to a fake bank being robbed surrounded by cameramen and actors) not some random girl and rabbit! Get back to work, or you’re fired!

Cameraman: Only Mr. Maskuin can fire me.

 

[alexxxela]

The scene pauses so no one hears... mysteriously.

Dust Bunny: I know she doesn't want it. We're punishing her.

The scene resumes.



Dust Bunny: (Lets go of the stroller, letting it roll towards the stranger) It's all in your hands, Ashley!

The stranger turns their head...

Ashley immediately starts to cry, unsure of what to do. "L-let me go!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley immediately starts to cry, unsure of what to do. "L-let me go!"

<I have to go.>

Dust Bunny: Now you dunnit...

Stranger: Oh, so cute! This baby learned to talk! Say hello, Alice!

Alice: Hewwo!

Stranger: (Pulls out chopsticks, playfully poking at Ashley's cheeks in cartoon absurdity, making them sore) I... could... just... eat... you... up!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley immediately starts to cry, unsure of what to do. "L-let me go!"

(The camera crew lets Ashley go and bring her to Maskuin Palace)
Lenna: Ashley, what are you doing here?
Cameraman: We brought her here, she was being treated cruelly.

 

[alexxxela]

(The camera crew lets Ashley go and bring her to Maskuin Palace)
Lenna: Ashley, what are you doing here?
Cameraman: We brought her here, she was being treated cruelly.

"I don't want to be here!" Ashley growls. "I just wanna go home!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I don't want to be here!" Ashley growls. "I just wanna go home!"

(The cameramen teleport her home and then leave)

 

[Yiptap]

(The camera crew lets Ashley go and bring her to Maskuin Palace)
Lenna: Ashley, what are you doing here?
Cameraman: We brought her here, she was being treated cruelly.

Jack Frost: (Crashes into the palace after his Pyoro plush somehow ended up in Planet R) Ha! Gotcha! (Jack Frost notices everyone) Huh? Ashley? What are you doing here, ho? (Notices ShyHo and gasps) Ah! It's you! You kidnapped her and are going to beat her like you did to my fan, ho! Well, take this! (Jack Frost freezes ShyHo) You villain! Stop sending creepy cameramen to film everyone, including children, around Diamond City, ho! (Gets teleported with Ashley) Huh? How did I get here, ho?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: (Crashes into the palace after his Pyoro plush somehow ended up on Gaia) Ha! Gotcha! (Jack Frost notices everyone) Huh? Ashley? What are you doing here, ho? (Notices ShyHo and gasps) Ah! It's you! You kidnapped her and are going to beat her like you did to my fan, ho! Well, take this! (Jack Frost freezes ShyHo) You villain! Stop sending creepy cameramen to film everyone, including children, around Diamond City, ho! (Gets teleported with Ashley) Huh? How did I get here, ho?

(ShyHo takes 1178 damage, bringing him down to 6325 HP)
ShyHo: Well, if he comes back, I've got a little gift for him.
Cameraman: ShyHo would like to see you.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Later, ShyHo calls Penny)
ShyHo: Hey, wanna play two lies and a truth? < alexxxela

 

[alexxxela]

Jack Frost: (Crashes into the palace after his Pyoro plush somehow ended up in Planet R) Ha! Gotcha! (Jack Frost notices everyone) Huh? Ashley? What are you doing here, ho? (Notices ShyHo and gasps) Ah! It's you! You kidnapped her and are going to beat her like you did to my fan, ho! Well, take this! (Jack Frost freezes ShyHo) You villain! Stop sending creepy cameramen to film everyone, including children, around Diamond City, ho! (Gets teleported with Ashley) Huh? How did I get here, ho?

"I dunno," Ashley mutters, still mad.

(Later, ShyHo calls Penny)
ShyHo: Hey, wanna play two lies and a truth? < alexxxela

"No, I'm in school right now," Penny says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I dunno," Ashley mutters, still mad.

"No, I'm in school right now," Penny says.

The stranger continues teasing Ashley with the chopsticks.

Dust Bunny: At least she's getting the attention she always wanted!

Stranger: (Ashley's cheeks now red) You are too cute!... (Turns as if to walk away)... Oh, how can I leave (silly voice) such an adowable wittle... (She approaches with the chopsticks again)...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I dunno," Ashley mutters, still mad.

"No, I'm in school right now," Penny says.

(ShyHo hangs up)
ShyHo: Big surprise there. I'll call her later and see.

 

[alexxxela]

The stranger continues teasing Ashley with the chopsticks.

Dust Bunny: At least she's getting the attention she always wanted!

Stranger: (Ashley's cheeks now red) You are too cute!... (Turns as if to walk away)... Oh, how can I leave (silly voice) such an adowable wittle... (She approaches with the chopsticks again)...

"Stop it!" Ashley yells, throwing the chopsticks away. She glares at Dust Bunny. "Take me home!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Stop it!" Ashley yells, throwing the chopsticks away. She glares at Dust Bunny. "Take me home!"

Stranger: (Chopsticks flying up from the edge of the screen, as Ashley is not visible. The stranger fumbles trying to catch them) Whoa!

Dust Bunny: Sorry about that, ma'am. She really is eight-years old.

The stranger walks away in a hurry. Dust Bunny walks to the stroller.

Dust Bunny: We'll take you back...

(♢Rocket-powered stroller...♢)

Dust Bunny: Do you understand what just happened? You got the baby treatment!

 

[alexxxela]

Stranger: (Chopsticks flying up from the edge of the screen, as Ashley is not visible. The stranger fumbles trying to catch them) Whoa!

Dust Bunny: Sorry about that, ma'am. She really is eight-years old.

The stranger walks away in a hurry. Dust Bunny walks to the stroller.

Dust Bunny: We'll take you back...

(♢Rocket-powered stroller...♢)

Dust Bunny: Do you understand what just happened? You got the baby treatment!

"But I'm not a baby!" Ashley pouts.

Baby Ashley toddles over. "Why Big Ashwee in my stwowwer again?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"But I'm not a baby!" Ashley pouts

Dust Bunny: Then stop acting like one! All you had to do was apologize to E-Ashley for kicking her.

Baby Ashley toddles over. "Why Big Ashwee in my stwowwer again?"

Dust Bunny: Ashley has been asking for a walk in the park, so we gave her one.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Then stop acting like one! All you had to do was apologize to E-Ashley for kicking her.



Dust Bunny: Ashley has been asking for a walk in the park, so we gave her one.

"She said she didn't want me to apologize anyways! She's below me and needs to learn her place!" Ashley says, storming off.

Baby Ashley folds her arms. "I wanna go to da park!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"She said she didn't want me to apologize anyways! She's below me and needs to learn her place!" Ashley says, storming off.

Baby Ashley folds her arms. "I wanna go to da park!"

Dust Bunny: (Sigh) Let's go. I don't think she'll ever learn...

(♢Teleporting stroller...♢)

Dust Bunny: (Waves at Baby Ashley's loud fans as they pass by)... Hehehe! Everybody wants to know when Baby Ashley 2 will release... Are you up for that, Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Sigh) Let's go. I don't think she'll ever learn...

(♢Teleporting stroller...♢)

Dust Bunny: (Waves at Baby Ashley's loud fans as they pass by)... Hehehe! Everybody wants to know when Baby Ashley 2 will release... Are you up for that, Ashley?

"M-maybe!" Baby Ashley says. "But...won't Big Ashwee be mad if she doesn' get a game?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"M-maybe!" Baby Ashley says. "But...won't Big Ashwee be mad if she doesn' get a game?"

Dust Bunny: Psch... She'll be in the game. Besides, her attitude doesn't really lend itself to that, and wouldn't it be weird if her game were the sequel, and yours were the origin instead of the other way around, and it would be kinda redundant making a new game for her, you think?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Psch... She'll be in the game. Besides, her attitude doesn't really lend itself to that, and wouldn't it be weird if her game were the sequel, and yours were the origin instead of the other way around, and it would be kinda redundant making a new game for her, you think?

"Still don't think it's fair...Maybe she get to save me dis time?" Baby Ashley asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Still don't think it's fair...Maybe she get to save me dis time?" Baby Ashley asks.

Dust Bunny: I dunno. You should go bring this up with...

Warren: That would be kind of a cool way to change things up. Fans wouldn't necessarily expect it. Baby Ashley is unsuspecting as a baby, so they won't expect a switcheroo after she becomes the unlikely hero in the first game. It's brilliant, really.

Dust Bunny: So are you running with that?

Warren: Dream it up, fellas, and we'll make it happen. Dream it up! I think there's a lot to learn from the first game.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I dunno. You should go bring this up with...

Warren: That would be kind of a cool way to change things up. Fans wouldn't necessarily expect it. Baby Ashley is unsuspecting as a baby, so they won't expect a switcheroo after she becomes the unlikely hero in the first game. It's brilliant, really.

Dust Bunny: So are you running with that?

Warren: Dream it up, fellas, and we'll make it happen. Dream it up! I think there's a lot to learn from the first game.

"Dweam it up..." Baby Ashley says, getting sleepy. "Go home now...Gotta make more game with Big Ashwee!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Dweam it up..." Baby Ashley says, getting sleepy. "Go home now...Gotta make more game with Big Ashwee!"

Dust Bunny: (Rolling the stroller home, his words become more distorted as she falls asleep) Hehe... Try-ry not to ma-make me too ugly-ly this time-time...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Rolling the stroller home, his words become more distorted as she falls asleep) Hehe... Try-ry not to ma-make me too ugly-ly this time-time...

Baby Ashley slowly wakes up in the game world again, where she finds herself in a high chair at a fine restaurant. Ashley looks over to her, oblivious to the fact that she's in the game world.

"What's wrong, Baby Ashley? They made this fancy dinner just to celebrate you!" Ashley says.

Baby Ashley doesn't know how, but she feels terrible. "Something bad gonna happen soon...."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley slowly wakes up in the game world again, where she finds herself in a high chair at a fine restaurant. Ashley looks over to her, oblivious to the fact that she's in the game world.

"What's wrong, Baby Ashley? They made this fancy dinner just to celebrate you!" Ashley says.

Baby Ashley doesn't know how, but she feels terrible. "Something bad gonna happen soon...."

Chip Quip, a new character, is the waiter at the restaurant.

Chip: There you go, sir!... Ah, Baby Ashley, you're back! It's been a full year since you defeated Venomosity, restored order to the universe, blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH! Great to see you again!... (Serves baby food) Mango mush right up!

Text rolls onto the screen:

Yeah, what Chip said... Anyway, Baby Ashley enjoyed a full year of fame for her triumph over the late spider lord, Venomosity. However, things would not always be candy and flowers, as an unsettling feeling overtakes Baby Ashley. She begins to fade on the anniversary of her great victory, much to Ashley's dismay...

 

[alexxxela]

Chip Quip, a new character, is the waiter at the restaurant.

Chip: There you go, sir!... Ah, Baby Ashley, you're back! It's been a full year since you defeated Venomosity, restored order to the universe, blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH! Great to see you again!... (Serves baby food) Mango mush right up!

Text rolls onto the screen:

Yeah, what Chip said... Anyway, Baby Ashley enjoyed a full year of fame for her triumph over the late spider lord, Venomosity. However, things would not always be candy and flowers, as an unsettling feeling overtakes Baby Ashley. She begins to fade on the anniversary of her great victory, much to Ashley's dismay...

Ashley cautiously touches Baby Ashley's forehead. "You look very pale..." she says. "Is something wrong?"

Baby Ashley nods and whimpers. "I scawwed....Don' feew wike mysewf no more. "Something is twying to come get me..."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley cautiously touches Baby Ashley's forehead. "You look very pale..." she says. "Is something wrong?"

Baby Ashley nods and whimpers. "I scawwed....Don' feew wike mysewf no more. "Something is twying to come get me..."

(A robot wheels into the scene)
The Nasty Metal Enforcer: DESTROY, BABY ASHLEY! (The NME shoots a missile at her)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley cautiously touches Baby Ashley's forehead. "You look very pale..." she says. "Is something wrong?"

Baby Ashley nods and whimpers. "I scawwed....Don' feew wike mysewf no more. "Something is twying to come get me..."

Chip (Appearance is something like a fox.): ... I think a little water will do her just fine... Here... Whoa!

The drink accelerates Baby Ashley's fading. She begins to feel trapped.

Chip: Okay, okay. Keep calm, Baby Ashley!... Uh... goodness sweet cobbler!... (Feeds her the namesake cobbler from the village, making it worse)... Aah!...

Baby Ashley, after whining and waving, vanishes.

Chip: Ummm... Maybe... she's alright?... Hehe...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo calls Penny)
ShyHo: So sorry about the inconvenience, but, wanna play two lies and a truth? alexxxela