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Chip: Well, it's funny you should ask that! We are in a junkyard, so... (Looks around, seeing only old cars and other refuse for miles around.) The action's probably on that hill! (Points at a pile of rusted automobiles)...
Chip: (Squints) I.D., huh?... Interesting... but then I have an interesting family. Let's go!
Slicky: (Looks at the pile of rusted automobiles) If you say so, then there must be someone to scam! Let's skedaddle!
"I don't really want to," Penny mumbles.
Ashley stands on top of the hill. "Whoever you are, come out, and I'll kill you!" she shouts.
ShyHo: Try not to say something embarrassing. I won’t judge you if you say anything. Neither will the machine.
Chip: You bet!... I mean... Scamming is bad, right, Ashley!... Aw, shoot! Please, I really do have credibility... and I'll shut up now.
Within seconds, a Junk monster--a junkster-- ambushes them by climbing up behind them, having 6 H.P. and the keywords 'surprise,' 'trash compacter,' and 'jump.'
"I don't want to say anything. I think I'll get back to working on my inventions," Penny says.
Ashley throws some mud at the monsters eyes, startling it, and then throws a corroded car battery at it, causing an explosion. "Take that!"
ShyHo: Yeah, I’ll be leaving now, if only… (he passes out from something)
The junkster falls down into the dumpster, taking 19 damage points, and draining 2 E.P. from Ashley.
"Yeah, sure I could! I'm the great Ashley, I can do anything!" Ashley says, putting her hands on her hips. "Now let's get out of this dump!"
Before they can leave, a mud monster (muckster) attacks! It has 40/40 H.P. and the keywords muddy, smelly, and dirt appear.
A.R.: Okay... I'll think of a short-term goal. In the meantime...
Ashley glares at it, and throws some of the smelly dirt back at it. "Go away!"
"I don't care, as long as they don't steal from me," Ashley grumbles.
The Muckster splashes dirt again, this time resembling a mini wave of mud.
Chip: (Overhearing, he is mysteriously right behind Ashley) That's great! Glad there's an understanding!
Slicky: Hey! Don't forget about me!
Chip: Get rid o' that tricycle, and you can come. I hate that thing!
Ashley scoffs, and then runs away from the mudster.
Ashley finds Chip again. "Let's go. Red and JP disappeared, so let's try to find them too."
Slicky: (Voice goes high-pitched) You dinkleberry sandwich! I'll just go alone on my tricycle! (Slicky heads off on his tricycle to Reggie's Pizza)
The group spies a closed pizzeria.
Ashley's stomach growls, and she runs after Slicky. "So hungry!" she moans.
Chip slips around to the front, throws a brick through a window, and sneaks in.
<Personally, I don't really like that idea, because it sort of limits creativity with the keyword limit. I'll try to think of more ideas too>
<To be honest, I don't really get the keyword system too well, could you explain?>
Chip: (The pizzeria is dark) What-what? Who said that?!...
<The idea is that some loose, inspirational words are given to the players for them to improvise on. For example, the game might give you 'Water,' and then the player might freeze it to form a ladder, though that is an arbitrary instance. It essentially gives rise to creativity battles.>
Red steps under the light of a lone lightbulb, his face covered in a mask similar to the metallic Venomosity head. He holds up an explosive pie, preparing to throw it. "Your pizza is Reggie!" he growls.
<Thank you!>
(A hoarse voice comes from under an oven)
Chip ducks just as the pie flies over his head. He then turns over a table to shield himself...
Chip cautiously sweeps the mass of melting snow towards his table.
<gtg bye>
Jack Frost: Looks like you found me, ho... I got warped here with Red in the game world, ho... We were hungry so we broke in to get some pizza... Red ate first, and heefore I knew it, Red became like that...
Chip reaches into his backpack.
Chip: Well, that was an exciting plot twi... (An exploding pizza blows Chip out the window, causing him to drop the crow bar, and lose 8 H.P.)
"That must be some real bad pizza then," Ashley mumbles.
"Only if you can get close enough to him," Ashley says.
Chip scrambles back into the pizzeria after being blown away by the pizza.
Jack Frost: I’m not ready to be a hero again, ho... I’ll be hiding here...
<We are not actually continuing in using communal keywords. That was just a suggestion earlier.>
Ashley ducks under the table, and Red throws a pan at Chip. "You want some more?" he yells.
Chip jumps into the pan as it slides across the counter-top.
Ashley finally gets fed up, and crawls out of the table. "I bet not even possessed Red would disobey a talking-to from me..." she says. She holds her hand up above her face, deflecting another pizza. She takes a deep breath, and her hair turns white. "RED! ON THE GROUND!"
Chip: Wow. Good one, Ashley! (Walks over to Red)... There, there. Ashley won't kill you if you come and help us. (Pats Red's back)