I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Chip pokes Ashley ( alexxxela ) and Jack Frost ( Yiptap ) on the shoulders.

Chip: Hey, everybody. These folks want us to do something for them-- something about Pagoda Cliff. You hear? They have enemies for us to combat.

Ashley remains fast asleep.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Chip: Ehe... Just a moment, sir. All this adventuring must have exhausted them... Yo, Ashley, Jack. Sleepyheads, wake up. We're right here at the cliffs.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: Ehe... Just a moment, sir. All this adventuring must have exhausted them... Yo, Ashley, Jack. Sleepyheads, wake up. We're right here at the cliffs.

Ashley remains fast asleep.

(The commander shakes Ashley and the others awake.)

 

[Yiptap]

(The commander shakes Ashley and the others awake.)

Slicky: Five...More...Minutes
Jack Frost: Padoga Cliff...? Don’t tell me that ShyHo fella is trying to turn our game into Final Fantasy...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Slicky: Five...More...Minutes
Jack Frost: Padoga Cliff...? Don’t tell me that ShyHo fella is trying to turn our game into Final Fantasy...

Commander: Who's ShyHo?

 

[Yiptap]

Commander: Who's ShyHo?

Jack Frost: Only the most egotistical Shy Guy in the world...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: Only the most egotistical Shy Guy in the world...

Commander: Never heard of that.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley remains fast asleep.

(The commander honks an airhorn into Ashley's face)

 

[alexxxela]

(The commander honks an airhorn into Ashley's face)

Ashley honks back at him, still asleep.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley honks back at him, still asleep.

(The commander outright shakes Ashley awake)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley honks back at him, still asleep.

(Lenna calls Red through his interdimensional calling apparatus)
Lenna: Red, ShyHo has a blown kidney. He is going to need donor blood. Are you compatible?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley honks back at him, still asleep.

Commander: Hey, wake up!

 

[alexxxela]

Commander: Hey, wake up!

Ashley wakes up, and kicks him away, before falling back asleep.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley wakes up, and kicks him away, before falling back asleep.

Commander: Not to break the fourth wall, but isn't this your game?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip pokes Ashley ( alexxxela ) and Jack Frost ( Yiptap ) on the shoulders.

Chip: Hey, everybody. These folks want us to do something for them-- something about Pagoda Cliff. You hear? They have enemies for us to combat.

Commander: Why do you think Ashley's asleep?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

< Doc Monocle >
(Suddenly, a rocket barrage hits the airship)
Commander: We're falling!

 

[Doc Monocle]

< Doc Monocle >
(Suddenly, a rocket barrage hits the airship)
Commander: We're falling!

Chip: WhoAAACHIPOTLE! Ashley ( alexxxela ), Jack ( Yiptap ), guys, wake up! We're going down!... I don't wanna die this way!

 

[alexxxela]

Chip: WhoAAACHIPOTLE! Ashley ( alexxxela ), Jack ( Yiptap ), guys, wake up! We're going down!... I don't wanna die this way!

Ashley holds both of their hands, and teleports them far away from the airship. "All done," she says, and then falls back asleep.

 

[Mamboo07]

(Kirby and Juice Kid are at a park sitting down feeling bored with nothing to do.)

Kirby: Not much going on here, right Juice?

Juice Kid: agreeing noises

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: WhoAAACHIPOTLE! Ashley ( alexxxela ), Jack ( Yiptap ), guys, wake up! We're going down!... I don't wanna die this way!

Shoppo: Hey, you guys look like you could buy some stuff! Wanna take a gander at my wares?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Shoppo: Hey, you guys look like you could buy some stuff! Wanna take a gander at my wares?

Chip: Ummm... I guess if Ashley could use something, but I'm just a side character. I can't buy anything... Wow, these folks will sleep for a long time! They should try this superstar drink. They'll never be able to close their eyes again!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: Ummm... I guess if Ashley could use something, but I'm just a side character. I can't buy anything... Wow, these folks will sleep for a long time! They should try this superstar drink. They'll never be able to close their eyes again!

Shoppo: All party members can buy items. Unfortunately, I don’t sell whatever you’re talking about. But, I can give you this Premium Alarm Clock.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Shoppo: All party members can buy items. Unfortunately, I don’t sell whatever you’re talking about. But, I can give you this Premium Alarm Clock.

Chip: What's the cost?

 

[Yiptap]

Shoppo: All party members can buy items. Unfortunately, I don’t sell whatever you’re talking about. But, I can give you this Premium Alarm Clock.

Jack Frost: Do you have a cooler, ho?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: Do you have a cooler, ho?

Shoppo: I’ve got a premium fridge.

 

[Yiptap]

Shoppo: I’ve got a premium fridge.

Jack Frost: Woo-hoo! I'll take it, ho! But wait... How much does it cost?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: Woo-hoo! I'll take it, ho! But wait... How much does it cost?

Shoppo: I changed the money system. It’s now 5 ABP for 10 JT. The price is 20 ABP, or 40 JT. Got the cash?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: What's the cost?

<Forgot to quote this post>
Shoppo: 10 ABP, or 20 JT.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

< Doc Monocle >

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Forgot to quote this post>
Shoppo: 10 ABP, or 20 JT.

Chip: ...Well... (Shifts sideways toward the sleeping Ashley, picks her pocket for 100 J.T., and pays the 20 required.)... Here goes... Sets the alarm next to Ashley's ear, which sounds...

Ring-a-ling- alexxxela -ring-a-ting-a-ling...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: ...Well... (Shifts sideways toward the sleeping Ashley, picks her pocket for 100 J.T., and pays the 20 required.)... Here goes... Sets the alarm next to Ashley's ear, which sounds...

Ring-a-ling- alexxxela -ring-a-ting-a-ling...

Shoppo: If it doesn't work, then the Ultra Airhorn will probably do the trick. Have it, it's free. (He hands it to Chip)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Shoppo: If it doesn't work, then the Ultra Airhorn will probably do the trick. Have it, it's free. (He hands it to Chip)

Chip: (Takes the airhorn with a quizzical look) You obviously don't know Ashley... Neither do I for that matter, but I can just see her breathing fire if we use this!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Chip: (Takes the airhorn with a quizzical look) You obviously don't know Ashley... Neither do I for that matter, but I can just see her breathing fire if we use this!

Shoppo: I don't. But, it'll be sure to wake her up, trust me. I highly doubt she will get angry, if you wanna test it out, try it.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Shoppo: I don't. But, it'll be sure to wake her up, trust me. I highly doubt she will get angry, if you wanna test it out, try it.

Chip: Okay... (Slowly moves the airhorn towards Ashley ( alexxxela ), pulling his head back to brace for the noise.)...

Airhorn: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[alexxxela]

Chip: Okay... (Slowly moves the airhorn towards Ashley ( alexxxela ), pulling his head back to brace for the noise.)...

Airhorn: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ashley yells.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ashley yells.

Shoppo: That seems to have woken her up. Are you awake?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

< alexxxela >

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ashley yells.

Shoppo: Hey! I said, are you awake?

 

[alexxxela]

Shoppo: Hey! I said, are you awake?

Ashley kicks him. "Get out of my game!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley kicks him. "Get out of my game!"

Shoppo: But, I live here in the game world.