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Dust Bunny: Yes... I would... not like to order two Pyoro plushies, but I'm doing it anyway... Make it four... [Alan, Ashley, Baby Ashley, E-Ashley. That should be everyone.]... Yeah, no, that's all I have to say... Ninety-four bucks?... (Shakes phone)... Thank you very much... Bye...
E-Ashley emergency from the darkness into the light of the TV. "New toy?"
Dust Bunny: Yeah, I already ordered one for you. IIIIIII knew you were gonna want one mysteriously after the ad showed up! How can I predict these things so well?
Jack Frost: (Runs out from the basement) I want a Pyoro plush too, ho!
Dust Bunny: NOOOOOOOOOO!...
E-Ashley sits on Ashley's lap, much to her dismay. "I don't want to be alone," she says.
Dust Bunny: Ashley, be nice. If you want a friend, this is your perfect opportunity to make one without NEEDING to intimidate them. Take it!
Ashley answers by kicking E-Ashley in the head, making her cry.
Dust Bunny: (Takes E-Ashley to Red and returns) Ashley, time-out for you!
"You'll never take me alive!" Ashley yells, running away.
Dust Bunny: Ashley, stop running! Take a time-out!
"I won't! You can't make me!" Ashley shouts.
Dust Bunny: (Jerking her over) Ashley, enough! (Let's her go)... now take a time-out!
"NO!" Ashley yells, running away again.
Dust Bunny: I know. I was just experimenting with the fabled time-out method... Time-out, Ashley! Time-out, time-out, time-out!
"I'm not doing it!" Ashley yells.
Dust Bunny: That won't work anymore, Red!... PYORO!
Ashley turns around, looking confused. "What?" Red asks.
Dust Bunny: By the authority of Pyoro, I command you to have a seat, and think about what you've done! (Picks up the phone slowly) I'll do it!
"You wouldn't dare!" Ashley growls.
Dust Bunny: (Calls the company selling plush toys) Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...
"FINE!" Ashley yells. She drags a chair into the corner and sits on it, arms crossed.
Dust Bunny: ...lllllions like Squishy Squid are no match for Pyoro! Just wanted to say it's a great toy! Bye! (Hangs up)... Make sure you think about what you did too. Pyoro can read your mind!
Ashley sits there, seething in anger. "Wow, you actually did it!" Red exclaims.
(ShyHo enters Hell, otherwise known as the demon realm.)
Dust Bunny momentarily turns on Red wide-eyed and menacing while he feels empowered by the Pyoro fever.
"Yeah!" Red says.
Dust Bunny: (Eyes widen) Not until ye wot the destruction thou hast caused!... (Returns to normal) You are going to apologize to E-Ashley... (Eyes widen) By the authority of Pyoro!... (Returns to normal).
"No!" Ashley says, turning away again.
< Thank you for your patience. >
<Just here for a little bit>
Dust Bunny: What can you do you haven't already done?
Ashley turns around and doesn't say anything. Red comes over to see what's wrong.
Dust Bunny: (Mysteriously has cleaning supplies on hand) Ashley, meet your new friends, Moppy, Bucket, and Mr. Soda... (Throws them her way). Pyoro's counting on you. This is your last chance to get me to reorder it!
Ashley throws the cleaning supplies at Red. "No! Make him do it instead!" she says, turning away.
Dust Bunny is silent, and he cleans the mess. He then goes to E-Ashley and calms her down.
"C-can I go back to the b-basement now? It's t-too scary around her," E-Ashley whines. Ashley glares at them silently from her corner.