I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

The twins run off jubilant with their trinkets.

Kazooie walks around with a beak full of nachos. While she eats, she rounds a corner, where she sees a giant spider leg.

Kazooie: WaaAaaAAw! Gotta go tell Baby Ashley!... Baby Ashley! It's Venomosity! I saw him!

"Pwobabwy just a cospwayer. No wowwy," Baby Ashley says.

(ShyHo stops 9-Volt before he can leave)
ShyHo: Hey, kid. You wanna know the truth about Baby Ashley? She’s not the cute, innocent little thing that she seems to be. Come with me and you’ll see. If you come, I’ll give you this rare golden Nintendo World Championships cartridge.

"Huh, I dunno. I'm a huge fan, and I don't want anything to ruin my perceived view of her!" 9-Volt says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Pwobabwy just a cospwayer. No wowwy," Baby Ashley says.

"Huh, I dunno. I'm a huge fan, and I don't want anything to ruin my perceived view of her!" 9-Volt says.

ShyHo: Relax, she’s actually really jubilant and loves having fun and playing games. I’ll take you to see some highlights. Come with me.

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Relax, she’s actually really jubilant and loves having fun and playing games. I’ll take you to see some highlights. Come with me.

(A Shy Guy from Mushroom Kingdom comes out of a wormhole and enters the convention)
Shy Guy: Oh my gosh! It's the game vendor from Baby Ashley! (The Shy Guy runs over to ShyHo and begins asking questions) Is it true you have a wife and a baby girl? Are they with you right now? Will you be participating in Chocobo GP? If your child is here, can I sign her bib?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Pwobabwy just a cospwayer. No wowwy," Baby Ashley says.

"Huh, I dunno. I'm a huge fan, and I don't want anything to ruin my perceived view of her!" 9-Volt says.

Kazooie: I don't know. I was getting chilled to the bone!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(A Shy Guy from Mushroom Kingdom comes out of a wormhole and enters the convention)
Shy Guy: Oh my gosh! It's the game vendor from Baby Ashley! (The Shy Guy runs over to ShyHo and begins asking questions) Is it true you have a wife and a baby girl? Are they with you right now? Will you be participating in Chocobo GP? If your child is here, can I sign her bib?

ShyHo: Is it true that Magiiko cursed your ancestors and that’s why unlike us, you guys look so ugly under those robes?

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Is it true that Magiiko cursed your ancestors and that’s why unlike us, you guys look so ugly under those robes?

Shy Guy: R-Really...? We're that ugly? My girlfriend is a Koopa and she says otherwise... You're so mean! (The Shy Guy begins to cry and runs away)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Shy Guy: R-Really...? We're that ugly? My girlfriend is a Koopa and she says otherwise... You're so mean! (The Shy Guy begins to cry and runs away)

ShyHo: Yeah, I wasn’t wearing my robe then, and I’m not wearing my robe now! Anyways, kid, let’s go see some Baby Ashley highlights, shall we?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Relax, she’s actually really jubilant and loves having fun and playing games. I’ll take you to see some highlights. Come with me.

"Alright! Just don't tell my mom," 9-Volt says.

Kazooie: I don't know. I was getting chilled to the bone!

"No wowwy! I bet it all okay," Baby Ashley says.

(A Shy Guy from Mushroom Kingdom comes out of a wormhole and enters the convention)
Shy Guy: Oh my gosh! It's the game vendor from Baby Ashley! (The Shy Guy runs over to ShyHo and begins asking questions) Is it true you have a wife and a baby girl? Are they with you right now? Will you be participating in Chocobo GP? If your child is here, can I sign her bib?

Another fan cosplaying as Red finds the other Red fan. "Wow, you're Red too! You think they got any body pillows of him?" Red Fan 2 asks.

 

[Yiptap]

"Alright! Just don't tell my mom," 9-Volt says.

"No wowwy! I bet it all okay," Baby Ashley says.

Another fan cosplaying as Red finds the other Red fan. "Wow, you're Red too! You think they got any body pillows of him?" Red Fan 2 asks.

Red Fan 1: I couldn't find any, but let's look for some!
(Eventually, the duo of fans comes across a booth selling body pillows for the entire cast.)
Red Fan 1: Jackpot!

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Alright! Just don't tell my mom," 9-Volt says.

"No wowwy! I bet it all okay," Baby Ashley says.

Another fan cosplaying as Red finds the other Red fan. "Wow, you're Red too! You think they got any body pillows of him?" Red Fan 2 asks.

Kazooie: That's what Banjo likes to say before he gets clobbered by a giant, evil something. I hope you're right.

Dust Bunny: So what's next? (Looks at watch) I can't believe it's been two hours already!

 

[alexxxela]

Red Fan 1: I couldn't find any, but let's look for some!
(Eventually, the duo of fans comes across a booth selling body pillows for the entire cast.)
Red Fan 1: Jackpot!

"There's even one of Baby Ashley! Wait....that's really damn illegal!" Red Fan 2 says. "Oh, well, let's just get the Red ones!" Little do they know, they're both being stalked by a very displeased Ashley.

Kazooie: That's what Banjo likes to say before he gets clobbered by a giant, evil something. I hope you're right.

Dust Bunny: So what's next? (Looks at watch) I can't believe it's been two hours already!

"Hmmm....Some people have passes to have wunch wif me!" Baby Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Alright! Just don't tell my mom," 9-Volt says.

"No wowwy! I bet it all okay," Baby Ashley says.

Another fan cosplaying as Red finds the other Red fan. "Wow, you're Red too! You think they got any body pillows of him?" Red Fan 2 asks.

ShyHo: Alright. Why shouldn’t I tell her? Anyway, (he leads 9-Volt to his a screening room in his palace where he locks the doors) I’m locking the doors because sometimes my Malboros get loose and destroy my stuff in here

 

[Doc Monocle]

"There's even one of Baby Ashley! Wait....that's really damn illegal!" Red Fan 2 says. "Oh, well, let's just get the Red ones!" Little do they know, they're both being stalked by a very displeased Ashley.

"Hmmm....Some people have passes to have wunch wif me!" Baby Ashley says.

Kazooie: Some lunch that'll be... Baby food, anyone?

Dust Bunny: Be nice, Kazooie!

Kazooie: Right. Even when Banjo's not here, he's here!

Dust Bunny: Red, keep an eye on the Ashleys, I gotta go resupply on those graham cracker crumbs!

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Alright. Why shouldn’t I tell her? Anyway, (he leads 9-Volt to his a screening room in his palace where he locks the doors) I’m locking the doors because sometimes my Malboros get loose and destroy my stuff in here

"You're worrying me a little bit, mister," 9-Volt says. "Why did you want to take me?"

Kazooie: Some lunch that'll be... Baby food, anyone?

Dust Bunny: Be nice, Kazooie!

Kazooie: Right. Even when Banjo's not here, he's here!

Dust Bunny: Red, keep an eye on the Ashleys, I gotta go resupply on those graham cracker crumbs!

"Yeah, I will..." Red says. "Wait, where's the older Ashley?!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"You're worrying me a little bit, mister," 9-Volt says. "Why did you want to take me?"

"Yeah, I will..." Red says. "Wait, where's the older Ashley?!"

(ShyHo shows him some montages of what Baby Ashley has actually done)
ShyHo: Sometimes, you gotta dig a little deeper into what you like. Could be a violent person who attempted murder like Baby Ashley.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"You're worrying me a little bit, mister," 9-Volt says. "Why did you want to take me?"

"Yeah, I will..." Red says. "Wait, where's the older Ashley?!"

Dust Bunny: (With an obvious look of ire, and an obviously blaming statement) I thought she was with you!... Tah! I'll look for her...

(ShyHo shows him some montages of what Baby Ashley has actually done)
ShyHo: Sometimes, you gotta dig a little deeper into what you like. Could be a violent person who attempted murder like Baby Ashley.

Dust Bunny knocks on the door.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo shows him some montages of what Baby Ashley has actually done)
ShyHo: Sometimes, you gotta dig a little deeper into what you like. Could be a violent person who attempted murder like Baby Ashley.

"What the hell? What's wrong with you?" 9-Volt says. He bangs on the locked door, trying to escape. "Let me out, you creep!"

Dust Bunny: (With an obvious look of ire, and an obviously blaming statement) I thought she was with you!... Tah! I'll look for her...



Dust Bunny knocks on the door.

Red waits for the people with lunch tickets to arrive.

 

[Yiptap]

"There's even one of Baby Ashley! Wait....that's really damn illegal!" Red Fan 2 says. "Oh, well, let's just get the Red ones!" Little do they know, they're both being stalked by a very displeased Ashley.

"Hmmm....Some people have passes to have wunch wif me!" Baby Ashley says.

Red Fan 1: Ah! I'm in body pillow heaven! (The Red Fan gets a pile of Red Body Pillows and jumps onto them like a pile of leaves and then looks at Ashley) Ooooh! Nice Ashley cosplay!

Dust Bunny: (With an obvious look of ire, and an obviously blaming statement) I thought she was with you!... Tah! I'll look for her...



Dust Bunny knocks on the door.

(Jack Frost bangs on the door with him)
Jack Frost: Sounds like a jealous Shy Guy is trying to ruin someone's fun, ho!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"What the hell? What's wrong with you?" 9-Volt says. He bangs on the locked door, trying to escape. "Let me out, you creep!"

Red waits for the people with lunch tickets to arrive.

ShyHo: Me? At least I’m not one who tried to commit arson and attempted murder just to get my way! But nooooooooo! I’m called a creep, and Baby Ashley gets away scot-****ing free. (The door is magically sealed)

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Me? At least I’m not one who tried to commit arson and attempted murder just to get my way! But nooooooooo! I’m called a creep, and Baby Ashley gets away scot-****ing free. (The door is magically sealed)

Jack Frost: When I get my hands on you, you're gonna get frozen, ho! You jerk!

 

[alexxxela]

Red Fan 1: Ah! I'm in body pillow heaven! (The Red Fan gets a pile of Red Body Pillows and jumps onto them like a pile of leaves and then looks at Ashley) Ooooh! Nice Ashley cosplay!

Ashley's hair turns white. "Oop- not a cosplay!" Red Fan 2 squeals.

"Put those down," Ashley growls. "Or else."

ShyHo: Me? At least I’m not one who tried to commit arson and attempted murder just to get my way! But nooooooooo! I’m called a creep, and Baby Ashley gets away scot-****ing free. (The door is magically sealed)

"She's only a baby, and you're a grown-ass dude trying to trap a kid in a room! Let me out!" 9-Volt yells.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What the hell? What's wrong with you?" 9-Volt says. He bangs on the locked door, trying to escape. "Let me out, you creep!"

Red waits for the people with lunch tickets to arrive.

Eighteen sweepstakes winners enter a room with three lunch tables. They are all excited.

Red Fan 1: Ah! I'm in body pillow heaven! (The Red Fan gets a pile of Red Body Pillows and jumps onto them like a pile of leaves and then looks at Ashley) Ooooh! Nice Ashley cosplay!

(Jack Frost bangs on the door with him)
Jack Frost: Sounds like a jealous Shy Guy is trying to ruin someone's fun, ho!

Dust Bunny: He sealed it!

ShyHo: Me? At least I’m not one who tried to commit arson and attempted murder just to get my way! But nooooooooo! I’m called a creep, and Baby Ashley gets away scot-****ing free. (The door is magically sealed)

Dust Bunny: ShyHo, I hear you in there!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: When I get my hands on you, you're gonna get frozen, ho! You jerk!

ShyHo: Aw, man. I’m gonna get frozen! If only I didn’t know Firaga.

 

[Yiptap]

Ashley's hair turns white. "Oop- not a cosplay!" Red Fan 2 squeals.

"Put those down," Ashley growls. "Or else."

"She's only a baby, and you're a grown-ass dude trying to trap a kid in a room! Let me out!" 9-Volt yells.

Red Fan 1: Ha! What did a little bit of body pillows do to you?

ShyHo: Aw, man. I’m gonna get frozen! If only I didn’t know Firaga.

Jack Frost: You're gonna pay for being a jerk to my fan, ho! (To himself) Heh! My bluffing totally scared him, ho! I don't even have the strength to freeze someone!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley's hair turns white. "Oop- not a cosplay!" Red Fan 2 squeals.

"Put those down," Ashley growls. "Or else."

"She's only a baby, and you're a grown-ass dude trying to trap a kid in a room! Let me out!" 9-Volt yells.

(ShyHo starts beating up 9-Volt)
ShyHo: (Mockingly) She’s only a baby! DOESN’T. ****ING. MATTER. YOU. LITTLE. ****.

 

[alexxxela]

Eighteen sweepstakes winners enter a room with three lunch tables. They are all excited.

"Okay! Dey gonna come sewve us food dat wooks wike da kinds fwom da game!" Baby Ashley says.

Red Fan 1: Ha! What did a little bit of body pillows do to you?

Ashley holds up a lewd body pillow of her. "Do you think I find this acceptable?" she growls. "You two better put those back, and the shop owner better close down."

(ShyHo starts beating up 9-Volt)
ShyHo: (Mockingly) She’s only a baby! DOESN’T. *ING. MATTER. YOU. LITTLE. *.

<Dude, are you okay? I get this is a roleplay, but that's kinda...intense>

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo starts beating up 9-Volt)
ShyHo: (Mockingly) She’s only a baby! DOESN’T. *ING. MATTER. YOU. LITTLE. *.

Jack Frost: I'm going in there, ho! (Jack Frost creates an icicle and uses it as a crowbar)

 

[Yiptap]

"Okay! Dey gonna come sewve us food dat wooks wike da kinds fwom da game!" Baby Ashley says.

Ashley holds up a lewd body pillow of her. "Do you think I find this acceptable?" she growls. "You two better put those back, and the shop owner better close down."

<Dude, are you okay? I get this is a roleplay, but that's kinda...intense>

<Sorry for double post>
Red Fan 1: If it isn't Red, then that's disgusting! I'm so terribly sorry, ma'am!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<Dude, are you okay? I get this is a roleplay, but that's kinda...intense>

<Yeah, I’m fine. It’s just that ShyHo was pushed over the edge>

 

[alexxxela]

<Sorry for double post>
Red Fan 1: If it isn't Red, then that's disgusting! I'm so terribly sorry, ma'am!

Ashley glares at him wordlessly and burns the body pillows, all except for two ones of Red. "Go."

<Yeah, I’m fine. It’s just that ShyHo was pushed over the edge>

<Okay>
"OW! Get your hands off of me! I've met regular Shy Guys who were nicer than you!" 9-Volt yells.

 

[Yiptap]

Ashley glares at him wordlessly and burns the body pillows, all except for two ones of Red. "Go."

<Okay>
"OW! Get your hands off of me! I've met regular Shy Guys who were nicer than you!" 9-Volt yells.

Red Fan 1: I mean no harm. (The Red Fan runs away awkwardly)

(Jack Frost stabs a hole in the door with an icicle and sticks out his arm)
Jack Frost: Grab my arm, ho!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley glares at him wordlessly and burns the body pillows, all except for two ones of Red. "Go."

<Okay>
"OW! Get your hands off of me! I've met regular Shy Guys who were nicer than you!" 9-Volt yells.

ShyHo: Those were frauds! This Shy Guy is gonna outlive all those other ones! (ShyHo casts Fira on Jack Frost’s arm as well) See that? That’s magic.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Okay! Dey gonna come sewve us food dat wooks wike da kinds fwom da game!" Baby Ashley says.

Ashley holds up a lewd body pillow of her. "Do you think I find this acceptable?" she growls. "You two better put those back, and the shop owner better close down."

<Dude, are you okay? I get this is a roleplay, but that's kinda...intense>

The guests clap as they take their seats.

Fan: It's gonna be the best lunch ever!

Ashley glares at him wordlessly and burns the body pillows, all except for two ones of Red. "Go."

<Okay>
"OW! Get your hands off of me! I've met regular Shy Guys who were nicer than you!" 9-Volt yells.

Dust Bunny helps Jack Frost pull 9-Volt away.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

The guests clap as they take their seats.

Fan: It's gonna be the best lunch ever!



Dust Bunny helps Jack Frost pull 9-Volt away.

(With a pull, ShyHo manages to yank 9-Volt away from them)

 

[Doc Monocle]

(With a pull, ShyHo manages to yank 9-Volt away from them)

Dust Bunny: Sun in your eye? How 'bout dust? (Throws a cloud of dust into his mask)

 

[alexxxela]

The guests clap as they take their seats.

Fan: It's gonna be the best lunch ever!



Dust Bunny helps Jack Frost pull 9-Volt away.

Some waiters serve things like vegetable soup, pina coladas, yak steaks, and other more exciting things.

"Thanks, you two!" 9-Volt says. He then quickly skateboards away.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Some waiters serve things like vegetable soup, pina coladas, yak steaks, and other more exciting things.

"Thanks, you two!" 9-Volt says. He then quickly skateboards away.

(ShyHo runs after 9-Volt with the help of his Chocobo Duke “Chocobo” Nukem)
Duke: Wark Wark! (It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum.)
ShyHo: I’ll get you, you little… GAHHH! (Some dark energy emerges from ShyHo and chases after 9-Volt) What? I’ve been possessed this whole time?

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo runs after 9-Volt with the help of his Chocobo Duke “Chocobo” Nukem)
Duke: Wark Wark! (It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum.)

Jack Frost: (Jumps onto Duke while grabbing his arm do to it being burnt and melting) Listen ShyHo, I know we haven't been the greatest to you, and we are terribly sorry. But don't take out your anger on an innocent kid whose worst crime is playing games when he's supposed to be asleep, ho!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: (Jumps onto Duke while grabbing his arm do to it being burnt and melting) Listen ShyHo, I know we haven't been the greatest to you, and we are terribly sorry. But don't take out your anger on an innocent kid whose worst crime is playing games when he's supposed to be asleep, ho!

ShyHo: I’ve been possessed! I have no more desire to kill him. So, the demon’s bloodlust manifested in me when a mental takeover failed!

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: I’ve been possessed! I have no more desire to kill him.

Jack Frost: I promise I won't tell anyone! Let's just forget this ever happend, ho!