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Being carried away, he starts panicking more than Ashley does, and runs around the room.
"NOOOO!" E-Ashley wails. A nurse injects the painkiller into her arm while she's distracted, making her scream harder.
Dust Bunny: Thank you! I know that was unprofessional, but I won't say anything. If it gets her to quiet down, it's worth it!
Jack Frost: Y-Y-You scare me... (Jack Frost flees!)
<I don't mind at all, we seem to have moved past the previous topic so it doesn't hurt to skip.>Ashley nods. "I'll have Red work on it," she says. "Now, it's time for bed...."
<IfYiptap is okay with it, shall we just skip to the convention?>
<gtg bye>
Dust Bunny: You mean I did all that for nothing? (He collapses)
"Apparently," Red says. A nurse gives E-Ashley her rattle, which she shakes furiously.
Dust Bunny: Come on, Ashley, please cooperate. What can be done? How did the lab calm you down?
"I-ice cream!" E-Ashley chokes out.
Dust Bunny looks around at the quiet others in the room.
"When will she be let out?" Ashley asks a doctor.
Doctor: It's hard to say for sure. We have never seen anything like this. We may need outside help.
"I guess so. Her body works quite… differently than normal," Ashley says. She sees E-Ashley heaving, about to throw up mold, and quickly covers her mouth. "Keep your mold in your belly."
Doctor: There is absolutely nothing archived to date that we have access to about this. She will have to be here for a while, or otherwise sent to a different institution...
E-Ashley has already consumed everything mentioned by the time he finishes talking. "All better," she says.
Dust Bunny: ... She... She even ate the sawdust flavor... I was going to take that... Well, at least you feel better... for now. All that ice cream will come back to haunt you, trust me.
"No," E-Ashley says flatly. "Ice cream is my friend and will never hurt me."
Dust Bunny: We'll see you again soon. We are attending an event in Baby Ashley's honor. Don't really know what it is, but it's bound to be great.
"Bye-bye," E-Ashley says, and the group leaves.
(Posters outside the convention highlight how dangerous child exploitation is and that Baby Ashley isn’t going to receive any money and that the publisher will make everything. They’re also magically bound to the wall)
<???? it was her idea to have game????>
<Yeah, but from a logical perspective she wouldn’t be making any money, all that would be going to the publisher. Therefore, child exploitation>
<When has that ever been stated before in this scenario??? What is a "logical perspective" in this roleplay's universe?>
<I assumed from the get-go that the publisher was making the money because otherwise they would essentially be tanking in profits and be using Baby Ashley for child labor>
<It was Baby Ashley who proposed the idea of getting her own game, so it's not the publishers using her. Child labor is a weird topic in this universe because it's normal to have children like Ashley and Kat and Ana working to make games despite their age, so I wouldn't consider Baby Ashley's situation child labor>
<Well, the convention is being held in another universe, right?>
Wario: Testing my new secret weapon, if it matters to you... (He refers to the new dentures Dr. Crygor made for him since the debacle on the icy mountain. He bites through a steel pipe very quickly)... Why?
<I had to leave for a bit, but if this roleplay were supposed to be logical, then most of the events therein, AND most of the characters would not exist. We are just trying to have fun.>
<Is it? Logic is a strange thing to determine in this roleplay>
<I think it is actually iirc>
<Oh, well. Baby Ashley isn't being used, however>
"We're giving you a ticket to come to a convention for Baby Ashley's new game," Ashley says.
<Logic is about consistency, therefore, if we make it about logic in one place, then we must make it logical in others if we desire to reach valid conclusions.This is not taking place in another universe explicitly. We just have not been playing in the same places every time. We have been tending to ignore reality in many ways. Apologies for any misunderstanding that way.>
Wario: Baby Ashley?... Game? What world am I living in?... I will see for myself!
(The posters detach from the walls as Lenna makes a startling discovery)
"Yeah, well, you have a VIP ticket, so come over if you want it," Ashley says. She them hangs up and calls Kazooie. "Hello?"
Kazooie: Don't say another word. I'm on my way... (Hangs up)... See ya, Banjo!
Yiptap
, the others are readying for the convention.>
Kazooie: Don't say another word. I'm on my way... (Hangs up)... See ya, Banjo!
Banjo: Have fun, Kazooie! Tell me all about it!
Kazooie puts on her turbo shoes and heads to the mansion.
Dust Bunny: Well, I think everyone except Wario is here. Is everyone ready? <
"We just have to wait for Wario," Ashley says.
Wario rides in on his motorcycle.
Jack Frost: Hee ho! Finally! The final guest arrived, ho! Now we can hee-go!
"It's for her fans to come celebrate her game with her," Ashley says.
"Do you know how exactly we get there?" Red asks.