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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

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Yiptap said:
Anti Guy 8: We tied the brat too tight, so we can't remove the ropes. We haven't been able to stop her crying at all.
Anti Guy 1: Whatever, we can just send her like that. The mail comes Friday, so we can just leave her in the closet until the mail comes.

Friday

Anti Guy 1: (Opens the closet) Jeez, the brat's diaper is humongous! Anyway, let's send her. (The Anti Guys stuff Juliana in a box and send it to ShyHo's palace. They also stuff three tickets to Baby Ashley Con (two "couple" tickets for ShyHo and Lenna and one "Junior" ticket for Juliana) in Juliana's mouth so 1. She stops crying and 2. To thank ShyHo and Lenna for the money.)
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Business owner Jordan: (Meeting Jack Frost) Frost! (Shakes hand)... How say do? Up for a game at the turf? I gotta lot, but for story purposes, a little to say.
 
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Yiptap said:
Anti Guy 8: We tied the brat too tight, so we can't remove the ropes. We haven't been able to stop her crying at all.
Anti Guy 1: Whatever, we can just send her like that. The mail comes Friday, so we can just leave her in the closet until the mail comes. Make sure to feed her, eight.
Anti Guy 1: (Opens the closet) Jeez, the brat's diaper is humongous! Anyway, let's send her. (The Anti Guys stuff Juliana in a box and send it to ShyHo's palace. They also stuff three tickets to Baby Ashley Con (two "couple" tickets for ShyHo and Lenna and one "Junior" ticket for Juliana) in Juliana's mouth so 1. She stops crying and 2. To thank ShyHo and Lenna for the money.)
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(Oddly enough, the mail comes immediately and Juliana is sent back with the tickets as she begins to cry even harder upon reaching her home as Lenna and ShyHo tend to her)
 
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Jordan: (Swinging a club, he finishes laughing) So what do you think about the whole thing?
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(Jack Frost swings but ends up hitting the ball backwards)
Jack Frost: Well, we need to sponsor this drink, right, ho? The best place to do so would be the Baby Ashley convention tomorrow! I'm the third most popular character according to the popularity poll! It's the supreme opportunity!
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: You heard her! Let's go, because they won't!

Leaving for home, Dust Bunny looks to see an exhausted Baby Ashley asleep in the stroller.

Dust Bunny: It's hard being a celebrity, I can tell.
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Baby Ashley nods a little in her sleep. "She needs a big nap before the convention," Ashley says.
 
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Yiptap said:
(Jack Frost swings but ends up hitting the ball backwards)
Jack Frost: Well, we need to sponsor this drink, right, ho? The best place to do so would be the Baby Ashley convention in a bit! I'm the third most popular character according to the popularity poll! It's the supreme opportunity!
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Jordan: (With a more serious look on his face) This isn't about the drink, frosty pal... (Picks up golf ball)

alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley nods a little in her sleep. "She needs a big nap before the convention," Ashley says.
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They return home.

Dust Bunny: (Yawn) I know I couldn't handle all that! Ashley (JP), we're home! How has everything been?
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Jordan: I hear you live at the mayoral mansion now. All I need you to do is... (Gives him a voice recorder with an envelope containing money) make sure I stay informed...



Alan: (Claps) Anotha one! Anotha one!
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<I know I said the convention is supposed to be on Friday, but I'll let you guys decide when the convention is. I can't guarantee I'll be in the thread when the convention is supposed to start story-wise, so I'll leave it to you guys.>
Jack Frost: (Takes a couple steps back) I-I'm still confused... What do you mean by informed, ho? Y-You're creeping me out a bit...
 
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alexxxela said:
"....Can you even understand what she's saying, Alan?" Ashley asks, taking Baby Ashley out of her stroller.
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Alan points at the illustrations.

Yiptap said:
<I know I said the convention is supposed to be on Friday, but I'll let you guys decide when the convention is. I can't guarantee I'll be in the thread when the convention is supposed to start story-wise, so I'll leave it to you guys.>
Jack Frost: (Takes a couple steps back) I-I'm still confused... What do you mean by informed, ho? Y-You're creeping me out a bit...
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Jordan: Your job is simple. Diamond City is in need of new leadership, and the only way that will happen is if I know what the current mayor knows about Diamond City. I hear there is a secret about it that only Ashley knows. <Completely improvised.>
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Alan points at the illustrations.



Jordan: Your job is simple. Diamond City is in need of new leadership, and the only way that will happen is if I know what the current mayor knows about Diamond City. I hear there is a secret about it that only Ashley knows. <Completely improvised.>
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Jack Frost: (Jack Frost begins trembling uncontrollably) I-I-I-I'm Hokay... Ashley has been kind enough to take me and the Jack Bros in, so I can't just betray her like that, ho...
 
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<I apologize. I had to keep coming back.>

Yiptap said:
Jack Frost: (Jack Frost begins trembling uncontrollably) I-I-I-I'm Hokay... Ashley has been kind enough to take me and the Jack Bros in, so I can't just betray her like that, ho...
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Jordan: Well, suit yourself, Jack, ol' buddy... and uh... take care... (Smiles darkly)

alexxxela said:
"Do you know what's happening?" Ashley asks.
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Alan: The cow jumped ova the moon...
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Alan does not answer. Instead, he runs around the room with Mr. Gecko in hand, yelling energetically as he does so.

Dust Bunny: I think that says it all!
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"JP," Ashley says, glaring at her. "I thought you didn't like candy? Why did you give it to him?"

"He wanted it..." JP mumbles.

"Don't do that anymore," Ashley says. She picks Alan up. "Calm down."
 
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alexxxela said:
"JP," Ashley says, glaring at her. "I thought you didn't like candy? Why did you give it to him?"

"He wanted it..." JP mumbles.

"Don't do that anymore," Ashley says. She picks Alan up. "Calm down."
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Alan slowly cools down, quieting his giggles as he does so.

Dust Bunny: [What I'd give to come back to a clean house... Well, who am I? I'm dust.] As usual, we have quite a mess to sweep up, but I'm drowsy right now. Being in the middle of those crowds takes everything out of you. You can't concentrate!
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Alan slowly cools down, quieting his giggles as he does so.

Dust Bunny: [What I'd give to come back to a clean house... Well, who am I? I'm dust.] As usual, we have quite a mess to sweep up, but I'm drowsy right now. Being in the middle of those crowds takes everything out of you. You can't concentrate!
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Ashley nods. "I'll have Red work on it," she says. "Now, it's time for bed...."

<If Yiptap Yiptap is okay with it, shall we just skip to the convention?>
 
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Ashley nods. "I'll have Red work on it," she says. "Now, it's time for bed...."

<If Yiptap Yiptap is okay with it, shall we just skip to the convention?>
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<I am fine with that if they are.>

(♢With the power of sewing machines... I mean Turing machines... I mean time machines...♢ )

Dust Bunny: G'morning everyone! I hope you all slept well, because I didn't. I was up all night trying to clean up that mess!
 
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Doc Monocle said:
<I am fine with that if they are.>

(♢With the power of sewing machines... I mean Turing machines... I mean time machines...♢ )

Dust Bunny: G'morning everyone! I hope you all slept well, because I didn't. I was up all night trying to clean up that mess!
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"Me too," Red says, yawning. "I think we should go check on E-Ashley after breakfast."
 
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alexxxela said:
"Me too," Red says, yawning. "I think we should go check on E-Ashley after breakfast."
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Dust Bunny: Let's do that... (Chews on a scarf)...

(♢With the power of speeding... I mean speed-reading... I mean gleaned meaning...♢)

Dust Bunny: We brought you some fungus cakes, E-Ashley. Don't ask who's selling them. They call it part of a trade secret.
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: Let's do that... (Chews on a scarf)...

(♢With the power of speeding... I mean speed-reading... I mean... gleaned meaning...♢)

Dust Bunny: We brought you some fungus cakes, E-Ashley. Don't ask who's selling them. They call it part of a trade secret.
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E-Ashley devours them quickly, and smiles. "Mhm! Tastes like sweet mold!"
 
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ShyHo: Hmm.. the convention's come early. I see it from my telescope, large building floating in space in front of nine planets.
 
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alexxxela said:
E-Ashley nods. "Constantly!"

"She refuses to take painkillers. She seems to be incredibly afraid of needles and pills," a nurse says.
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Dust Bunny: Phobia scared?... Well, Ashley, you're going to be very miserable! Would you just let them give you the things? I hate seeing you like this. Take it for us! We'll hurt too if you don't!... AaaaaaAAAAW! I feel it already! Ashley, let them give the... Gah!... medicine... quick!
 
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Doc Monocle said:
Dust Bunny: Phobia scared?... Well, Ashley, you're going to be very miserable! Would you just let them give you the things? I hate seeing you like this. Take it for us! We'll hurt too if you don't!... AaaaaaAAAAW! I feel it already! Ashley, let them give the... Gah!... medicine... quick!
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A nurse holds up a needle, and E-Ashley is reminded of the time when the doctors at her old lab tried to put her down with the E-serum. "NO!" she yells suddenly. She starts crying. "GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!"
 
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alexxxela said:
A nurse holds up a needle, and E-Ashley is reminded of the time when the doctors at her old lab tried to put her down with the E-serum. "NO!" she yells suddenly. She starts crying. "GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!"
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Dust Bunny carries on as she does. He drops to the floor, and begins convulsing in 'pain.'

Dust Bunny: ASHLEEEEY! I'm in agony! Aaaah! Aaaaaaah!
 
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