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If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

Pogogo

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 16, 2010
Messages
321
I think what u meant to say was injustice or something like that
 

127crazie

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Apr 27, 2008
Messages
350
Location
Minneapolis
I would fight Bruce Lee, circa mid-1960s. I've always wanted to experience a sheer, 100% ***-kicking. Plus, I could say to friends, "Hey! I just got beat down by Bruce Lee." Come on, tell me you wouldn't do the same.
 

kinghippo99

Smash Lord
Joined
Oct 14, 2007
Messages
1,074
Location
Utah
I wish I could promote your post, Luigitoilet.

But to stay on topic, I'd like to fight Gatlin. Because he's just a little punk.
butistilllovehim
 

Life

Smash Hero
Joined
Jul 19, 2010
Messages
5,264
Location
Grieving No Longer
Someone who'd teach me something useful in the meantime.

Srsly, if I fought, say, a low-level WoW mage and then he taught me to summon food, that would save me so much money in the long run... but then if such a thing were possible why not just go for full-blown superpowers?

Beyond that kind of thing? There's this one kid I know that REALLY deserves a beating...
 

Evil Eye

Selling the Lie
BRoomer
Joined
Jul 21, 2001
Messages
14,439
Location
Madison Avenue
Whatever voodoo bokor first invented zombies, for they are a blight on our society.

He's not allowed to use magic though. Figure I can take down a withered, emaciated caribbean witch doctor pretty easily
 

Dastrn

BRoomer
BRoomer
Joined
Jul 16, 2005
Messages
9,472
Location
Indiana
Jeez, you guys are lying through your teeth. Getting the piss beaten out of you is no fun at all; none of you would really choose Mikey T or Shaq.

I'd fight Shia Lebouef. He's relatively small, and not that tough, so I think I can take him, and winning fights is fun. Plus, the smarmy little ******* deserves it and it'd be incredibly satisfying.

Him or Leo DiCaprio.
I bet Shia knows how to handle himself. He seems like the kind that would destroy people and not really care. Also, he's getting kinda buff.
 

Crimson King

I am become death
BRoomer
Joined
Jan 14, 2002
Messages
28,982
Hahhahhhahahhh

Shia would lose a fight with Stephen Hawking.

I would like to fight and older politician like McCain, just to see if he can rumble.
 

Sucumbio

Smash Giant
Moderator
Writing Team
Joined
Oct 7, 2008
Messages
8,163
Location
Icerim Mountains
Carrot Top. He's annoying as ****, and I'd love to go 3 rounds in the octagon with that guy.

Or Ben Askren, Welterweight Champion (Bellator FC) ... dude's insane, and would probably kick my ***, but it'd be one **** of a fight.
 

Spelt

BRoomer
BRoomer
Joined
Feb 6, 2009
Messages
11,843
Barney.
That ***** keeps spreading rumors saying I love him.
 
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