If you could be any animal...

[Windscarredfaith]

Definitely a cat. :] So cuteee. And if I were lucky, I'd have a nice family so the only life responsibility I'd have is to be cute. Lol.

 

[BSP]

Probably a bird, like an eagle or something, just imagine being able to fly everywhere

 

[_KuyaSombreo_]

Bird-eating spider.

Monkey-Eating Eagle.

National bird of the Philippines.

 

[victra♥]

jesus christ. A monkey-eating eagle? wtf XD

I'd be a sloth or a housecat or something, :3

Definitely a cat. :] So cuteee. And if I were lucky, I'd have a nice family so the only life responsibility I'd have is to be cute. Lol.

hah yes! This exactly.

edit:

sweet jesus wtf

 

[Spire]

Hydra

Replaces all organs every few weeks, but can be eaten by anything in water as it lives between the film of the top two layers of water and algae in ponds. At least that's what I remember from my 4th grade project on it yeeears ago.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Probably a black panther or a snow leopard or a tiger.

Majestic and powerful.

 

[NeverKnowsBest]

A Fox.

I went to Chu Dat's house yesterday around 3 and as I was parking, I saw a Fox run across the street.

I was happy.

 

[S l o X]

A dog. Lazy & lovable.

 

[~N9NE~]

Becoming a hippo suddenly appeals to me.

They're practically amphibious tanks. Hippos >>>>>

Also a new possibility is a liger.

Beast.

 

[SoldierRift]

I would want to be a pichu...

 

[ru5514n]

Probably a bird. Ability to fly + crapping on cars = win.

 

[Alfa]

Probably a bird. Ability to fly + crapping on cars people I don't like = win.

Fixed

10Betterthanbefores

 

[ru5514n]

Fixed

10Betterthanbefores

Yeah, I was gonna write that, but then I thought I'd get infracted for it. Besides, I think a lot of people got the idea.

 

[pitskeyblade]

I'd be a large cat. Or a wolf maybe...

 

[CRASHiC]

Bowhead Whale probably. Live for 200 years.

 

[-Hoggle-]

Becoming a hippo suddenly appeals to me.

They're practically amphibious tanks. Hippos >>>>>

Also a new possibility is a liger.

Beast.

so you'd wanna be an oversized hybrid predator that cannot survive in the wild due to its massive size. So basically you have to live in captivity and get fed by somebody less than half your size. Thats like being a kryptonian and being stuck in the phantom zone (if your a typical nerd you'll get this). Or being a super saiyan trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber (if your a weaboo you'll get this).

 

[DTP]

Bowhead Whale probably. Live for 200 years.

This guy with a Harpoon says otherwise.

 

[CRASHiC]

The United Nations says otherwise to your harpoon guy. Orca are more of a threat, but I wouldn't mind being an Orca either.

 

[DTP]

True, but I doubt that stops all of them. In some areas anyways.
Poor whales

So long as you avoid all of these "danger zones" then 200 years is very achievable I'm sure.

 

[sammy p]

Thats like being a kryptonian and being stuck in the phantom zone (if your a typical nerd you'll get this). Or being a super saiyan trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber (if your a weaboo you'll get this).

oh thank god.... im not as big of a nerd as i think i am!

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

DTP's post made me LOL I'm not gonna lie

I would be a squid methinks. Giant or not, doesn't matter, I love squids

 

[~N9NE~]

so you'd wanna be an oversized hybrid predator that cannot survive in the wild due to its massive size. So basically you have to live in captivity and get fed by somebody less than half your size. Thats like being a kryptonian and being stuck in the phantom zone (if your a typical nerd you'll get this). Or being a super saiyan trapped in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber (if your a weaboo you'll get this).

Why yes, yes I would.

Not having to worry about where my next meal is coming from? Yes please.

Sleping all day? Yes please.

Having children look at me and think I'm the biggest most awesome thing they'll see in their existence while knowing that their brief time at the zoo basking in the radiant glory of my awesomeness will most probably be the best moment of their childhood, nay, their whole life?

...How could I say no to that?

But I get what you're trying to say..........

Anteaters >>>>>>>>>>

...and how can any man disagree with that?

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

I would be a wolf. Or an otter.

Whats more awesome than an otter? They just scream awesome.

If that didnt work out, i'd so be a T-Rex.