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If u were turned into a vampire...
- Thread starter ammie
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theeboredone
Smash Legend
What kinda vamps we talking about? The Twiglight ones? The ones who are afraid of garlic? The ones who can't chill out in the day?
whenever I'm old enough to be attractive to Edward.
As a young teen or late pre pube so I could troll paedophiles by letting them groom me then biting them.
On the plus side, you'll never have garlic breath.
Dragoon Fighter
Smash Lord
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It depends on the vampire. If it is an eastern vampire then when I am really old. If it is a classical western vampire, then 20's ish. If it is a shiki style vampire then never (Unless we are talking the werewolf sub species of vampire in that case anytime really). If it is the twilight vampire then never.
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Silver bullets are werewolves, and garlic doesn't kill vampires, but wards them off.
Pluvia
Hates Semicolons<br>;
Depends if it's like Interview with a Vampire vampires or Twilight vampires.
Pikaville
Pikaville returns 10 years later.
Right now so I could go inflict my vampirism on everybody else.
Oh, I know that silver bullets are for werewolves but silver also kills vampires in the form of stakes, spears and daggers. Yeah I totally forgot that garlic itself doesn't kill them.
Fuelbi
Banned via Warnings
I wanna be a Twilight vampire omg!!!!!!!
Being likee Eduard is sooooo coooooooooool
Being likee Eduard is sooooo coooooooooool
Thing is I could bite a hot guy and have an ageless undead boyfriend.
That'd be a pretty sweet deal.
Of course when I say boyfriend I mean we have fun and hunt together but we don't hold hands because that would be gay.
That'd be a pretty sweet deal.
Of course when I say boyfriend I mean we have fun and hunt together but we don't hold hands because that would be gay.
Kanelol
Smash Lord
immortality would blow
Thing is as a vampire, if you got bored of it you could just walk out in the sunlight and die.
finalark
SNORLAX
I would construct an army of various damned souls and undead minions, build my own immortal castle then chill out in it until a Belmont shows up and kicks my ***.
Pluvia
Hates Semicolons<br>;
Teran he would just grow bored with you and bugger off. He's a vampire he can do whatever he wants, he's not going to hang around you just because you want him to.
If I got turned into say a True Blood vampire I'd pretty much just do whatever the hell I wanted, seriously I could get over the fact that I could never go into sunlight pretty fast if I had superpowers.
If I was a Twilight vampire I would just kill myself.
If I got turned into say a True Blood vampire I'd pretty much just do whatever the hell I wanted, seriously I could get over the fact that I could never go into sunlight pretty fast if I had superpowers.
If I was a Twilight vampire I would just kill myself.
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Or sparkle.
The best part of this picture is the sun's face.
ammie
Smash Cadet
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OT: nice avatar, ducky meet ducky.
Pikaville
Pikaville returns 10 years later.
I laughed when I read Mini Mic's post but then died when I saw that pic.
The best part of this picture is the sun's face.
The sun is the best part :3
Actually he would because he'd love me sillyface.
Rubyiris
Smash Hero
If I were ever bitten, then around 14. ;D
Too bad I'm already 21. :C
Too bad I'm already 21. :C
Staz
Smash Lord
I'd have super poweres like Edward Cullen
Grandeza
Smash Master
If I could be turned into a True Blood-esque vampire, then probably in 2 or 3 years. I'm 15 right now. I think 17 or 18 would be fine. Now wouldn't be too big a deal either I suppose. Damn immortality would be great. I mean it would suck seeing everyone die around you but I would want immortality out of fear of my own death.
Actually there would need to be a substitute for the blood like on True Blood(or even Twilights animal eating substitute). I definitely wouldn't want to live life having to kill other people to survive.
Actually there would need to be a substitute for the blood like on True Blood(or even Twilights animal eating substitute). I definitely wouldn't want to live life having to kill other people to survive.
Divinokage
Smash Legend
Oh man I would have so much fun...
Peeze
Smash Master
Not to be "THAT GUY", but since vampires can die, they're technically mortal.
Mota
"The snake, knowing itself, strikes swiftly"
Our body and brain are still developing even at 18. I'd be turned around 25, at the most 30 years old.
Just break into death row inmates' cells if you're that bothered by it.
Personally I would bite 13 year old white girls but that's just meeeeeee
Peeze
Smash Master
Oh so you like the girls now?
No, he just wants to bite them.
Obv.
Obv.
Peeze
Smash Master
I'm pretty sure that's the same thing.
Not really considering it results in death.
If I liked them I would never do such a thing.
If I liked them I would never do such a thing.
Pluvia
Hates Semicolons<br>;
Killing girls isn't the same as liking them.
Wtf ninja'd.
Wtf ninja'd.
Peeze
Smash Master
U said bite not kill.
A bite from a vampire results in death?
Then this thread is moot.
A bite from a vampire results in death?
Then this thread is moot.
In most vampire mythology, a bite doesn't necessarily kill.
Peeze
Smash Master
exactly my point. Thank you.
A vampire can choose to let the prey turn or kill them.
Which is why I said "doesn't necessarily." :3c