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[Jonkku]

Banned because to me it says "Yesterday", not two days ago.

 

[Gryphon]

Banned for creating a time zone paradox.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned because it's gonna eat us all! OH NOES!

 

[Jonkku]

Banned because antilogic > paradox that eats us all.

 

[Gryphon]

Banned for underestimation of the paradox

 

[Jonkku]

Banned for underestimating antilogic.. Antilogic beats all, for it's the kind of logic that you use to beat all.

Spoiler

Don't believe what google, wikipedia, urban dictionary, or your previous knowledge may tell you about antilogic.. They're all wrong

Edit:

Spoiler

No wait, Urban dictionary is right:
"The use of information that is ilogical in order to win a argument or dispute."

 

[Gryphon]

Banned for antilogical, philisophical bullcrap.


lol

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Banned for breaking the rules to get me depressed.

 

[Karptroopa]

Banned or being so easily depressed.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You're banned for making me depressed, please don't do that again.

 

[Jonkku]

Banned for depression.. Don't Worry, Be Happy...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned for maining D3

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because I still have my eyebrows, ten fingers, and toes!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You are banned, sir.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Oi! Banned for courtesy!

 

[AlcyoNite]

Banned for irrationality

 

[Jim Morrison]

Banned for being American

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned because we're the World's most lazy and obese country!

Spoiler

It's satirical

 

[Jim Morrison]

Lulz YOURE TOO SLOW... < Reason banned.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Never eat veal or lambchops again.

What is the Konami code?

 

[AlcyoNite]

Banned for quoting Brawl

 

[JonaDiaper]

banned for saying the name of the worst game ever made

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for promoting the ***gotry that is the Melee vs. Brawl debate.

 

[AlcyoNite]

Banned for not sacrificing his nose hair to GODLY MELEE

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned for being a tourney tard.

 

[AlcyoNite]

Banned for NOT being a tournament elite (sikes im not either)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for not listening to Majora's Mask music while posting.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Banned for acting like a crazy person in this forum.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Ugh...

Banned because that's what this forum is for. Please, have a sense of humor.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Band cuz melle is teh bettr then brawl lololo

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Band cuz ur rigth lololol0l0l

*Bowser F-Smash*

*Melee style*

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

bnud fer truth lolololllzzz

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned for making fake "tournament" servers to boost your rank.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Banned because you like Jigglypuff songs.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned.

1. We are PURPOSELY using bad grammar.
2. Getting ninja'd.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

b4n3d fer 3pic grammerz

 

[The Fail Tracer]

baneed fur puttin me 0n ur runescape ignore list

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

wut?! banud fer li3s!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

baned cuz i gotz r00n arm0r l0l n00b

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Banned because this is