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[Mic_128]

You're all **** lucky Kiki hasn't installed that mass warning tool yet.

 

[akkon888]

Wolf is gone.

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 47
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 69
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 116
Pikachu - 55
Pokemon Trainer -56
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Wolf - Dead
Zelda - 58

 

[DMG]

Just take a look at a beautiful woman. Dreams restored.

I lost my change, where is it?

 

[Frown]

... kick Dedede's big fat a... rear end. He will then inahale you. Inside him, you will find a door, leading to his brain. Enter and...

 

[M@v]

behind your ears. Someone OBVIOUSLY is playing a magic trick with you.

Its friday night at college, what should I do?

 

[DMG]

Throw a frat party, get wasted, and cry as you discover tomorrow that the girl you saw doesn't actually exist. Or maybe you should study.

I lost my mind, can I have it back? Plz?

 

[Cyndi]

Get a brain transplant.


I'm tired of telemarketers. How can I make them f--- off for good?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Start talking to them as if they've called the number of a phone sex line, and don't be shy about it! The greasier you sound the better.

My legs are too hairy. How do I get them smooth?

 

[TehBo49]

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 44
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 69
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 116
Pikachu - 57
Pokemon Trainer -56
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Zelda - 58

 

[TehBo49]

Stab the brain until he dies. Take the mutilated brain to Sakurai & force him to...

 

[Iron Thorn]

...nerf Meta Knight and Snake, buff Captain Falcon, and add Toon Zelda/Sheik and Dixie Kong. Once you've improved the female reppin' in Brawl...

 

[Frown]

... eat...

 

[Deleted member]

Banned because we don't need to be saved.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for being emo.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Banned because Brawlsnapshots died on me.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, but he leaves his sig on anyway.

I wish Brawlsnapshots.com wasn't down.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for being an outstanding asset to this site. I don't know how we'll cope without you.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Banned for forgetting a word.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Douse your legs in layers of oil then set 'em aflame. Third degree burns are slight side effects of this treatment.

I have a cat who is afraid of chipmunks. How do i toughen him up?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because I edited.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Cripple chipmunks, smother them in canned cat food, and surround him with them.


How do I clear up this nasty abscess on my face?

 

[Charizard92]

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 44
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 69
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 116
Pikachu - 57
Pokemon Trainer -59 (Squirtle)
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Zelda - 56 (I'm out of Ideas on who to attack, I just picked at who had the highest that won't make Peach break the truce)

 

[Psychoace]

samus pm post pokemon trainer

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 44
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 69
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 116
Pikachu - 57
Pokemon Trainer -52
ROB - 48
Samus - 60
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Zelda - 56

 

[TehBo49]

Banned for editing.

 

[DMG]

Banned cause I think I remember you from somewhere.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for being a heretic.

 

[Burrbomb]

....a Lays potato chip, but only one! For if you eat 2, you must then eat another one, after you have vanquished the potato chips, enter the Konami code which goes as follows....

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for making my head explode.

 

[Omis]

How many days b4 nightime?

Probaly when MPH, Chad, and Zook either quit or do something. Personally I cant wait until the night.

 

[Charizard92]

HEY! I didn't threaten Samus, just got someone at Random.

 

[deepseadiva]

Diddy Kong - 42
Falco - 46
Fox - 44
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 69
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 120
Pikachu - 57
Pokemon Trainer -52
ROB - 48
Samus - 60
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Zelda - 56

3 more characters must be eliminated until the cap takes affect.

 

[akkon888]

Diddy Kong - 42
Falco - 46
Fox - 44
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 71
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 36
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 120
Pikachu - 57
Pokemon Trainer - 52
ROB - 48
Samus - 61
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Zelda - 56

Psychoace, im not sure but i believe you have to AM charge before you PM fire. Someone comment on this plz.

 

[mantlecore77]

Banned for dropping the batter.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for dropping the Big Ball in New York.

 

[mantlecore77]

Banned for collecting in the correct order.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it's crashed.

I wish I wasn't laughing at Iron's ironic location right now.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for downloading.

 

[Kinzer]

Boezy's treatment works for any part of your body, at least without a face you couldn't have any problems...regarding it...(sorry)

My hair constantly itches, and I bath as often as every other day, what's wrong?

 

[mantlecore77]

Banned for declaring your freedom from Kansas.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You got teh chick3n p0x!!1!

I want to be able to beat the Great Bay Temple in Majora's Mask without using a guide, but it's just too hard. What could I possibly do?

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I've been posting too much Zelda, haven't I?