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[Deleted member]

261

I like Ike

 

[Darkslash]

262

Hurricane Ike is coming. They better prepare them selves they'll get no sympathy.

 

[Deleted member]

263.


I liek chocolate milk.

 

[Darkslash]

264

I prefer Strawberry

 

[Moy]

265

Milk is amazing.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

266

Chocolate.

If it's super cool milk, it had to have come from a super cool cow.

 

[Darkslash]

267

LOL wut?

 

[pensfan728]

268

268 is magic. Look it up on Wikipedia.

 

[TehBo49]

269

Orange milk is teh best.

 

[Deleted member]

269

fool, what about coke milk?

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for being a power hungry fool.

 

[TehBo49]

271

I wish I could count.

And coke milk's almost as good as birthday cake milk.

 

[Burrbomb]

Stop walking in front of the mirrorr, somehow your breaking realty.

I have 1 delicious patao chip left, how should I proceed?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Use the half-life approach. bite it in half. Then bite it in half again. And again. And again...etc. until you only have one atom left. Bite that in half and take out your entire neighborhood. There are lots of potato chips in heaven.

I want to get Spore, but I don't really feel like spending $50, any ideas?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

being named after you (anyone get the reference?) Link will arrive and try to kill the spider. You must enlist the help of...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Banned for harpsichord abuse

 

[Kinzer]

Spend $50 on something better, like food.

I get a lot of letters mixed up, like "tehre" for example, how do I fix that?

 

[Kinzer]

Ganondorf and stop the good forces of Link in whatever quest he has, if you help kill Link Ganon will give you his side of the Triforce, and with this you...

 

[Kinzer]

272

Coka-Cola and Red Wine make a great combination.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Use spellcheck.

My left speaker keeps being really loud at random times for no reason. How can I stop it from going "BOOM?"

 

[Kinzer]

Buy some new speakers.

I have bumps on my big toes, how do I get rid of them?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for electric ukelarp abuse.

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned for what?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned because it's an electric guitar, a ukulele, and a harp mixed together.

 

[Rockin]

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 49
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 67
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 92
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 103
Pikachu - 53
Pokemon Trainer -56
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Wolf - 11
Zelda - 58

 

[Morrigan]

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 49
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 67
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 92
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 107 --- HEAL
Pikachu - 53
Pokemon Trainer -56
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Wolf - 9 --- HIT
Zelda - 58

Bye bye Wolf.

 

[DMG]

Chop off all your toes.

My GC controllers are all broken, there are no more in stores, and I have a tourney coming up in 2 days. What do I do?

 

[DMG]

Will rule Ebay, cause no one wants to go crazy without power. Go find the maker of Jolly Ranchers and slap him for...

 

[Red Hawk One]

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 49
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 67
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94 (+2)
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 107
Pikachu - 53
Pokemon Trainer -56
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Wolf - 7 (-2)
Zelda - 58

 

[Vulcan55]

Banned for mixing instruments without a license.

 

[Frown]

... at least 4 hours. Then, press A+R and tilt your joystick to the left...

 

[deepseadiva]

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 49
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 67
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 111
Pikachu - 53
Pokemon Trainer -56
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Wolf - 5
Zelda - 58

FINISH HIM

 

[Burrbomb]

Steal someone elses.

I lost the game, now what?

 

[rm88]

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 49
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 67
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 115
Pikachu - 53
Pokemon Trainer -56
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Wolf - 3
Zelda - 58

 

[Burrbomb]

Then press the "M" button, (yes that button exists) you should hear Navi shouting "HEY!!! LOOK!!!! WATCH OUT!!!! LISTEN!!!" for 3 months, if you survive that then there is good news, you just got past the easy part, now Navi multiplies and shouts while D3 does the Big Gay Rap, to survive this you must....

(note: That is the second most evil thing I've thought of.)

 

[~Infinity~]

How many days b4 nightime?

 

[TehBo49]

@ Peach mains: I won't attack you if you leave Pika alone.

Diddy Kong - 44
Falco - 46
Fox - 47
Ice Climbers - 48
Ike - 67
King Dedede - 48
Kirby - 48
Link - 56
Lucario - 94
Lucas - 40
Luigi - 53
Marth - 50
Ness - 52
Olimar - 48
Peach - 115
Pikachu - 55
Pokemon Trainer -56
ROB - 48
Samus - 58
Sheik - 48
Sonic - 46
Toon Link - 48
Wolf - 2
Zelda - 58

 

[TehBo49]

Banned to fix a flaw in the universe that would have caused it to explode in 5 minutes if you weren't banned.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for saving us all.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Lose it again.

I keep having very, VERY strange nightmares. How can I just normally dream?