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[GreatClayMonkey]

Banned for being the victim

 

[Psychoace]

Warlock punch yoshi.

Bowser - 48
Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 50
Ganondorf -74
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 43
Jigglypuff- 38
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 46
Link- 58
Lucario- 56
Lucas- 43
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 42
Ness- 50
Olimar- 58
Peach- 40
Pikachu- 50
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 59
Sheik- 48
Snake- 45
Sonic- 47
Toon Link- 50
Wolf- 53
Yoshi- 59
Zelda- 50
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, you have a slave who is on fire. Forever.

I wish I had a slave who is sexy, loves me, and does not have an Ex-boyfriend

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but the slave is a man who happens to be gay (Didn't expect that, did you?)

I wish for Burrbombs same wish, except the slave was a woman, and not really a slave, more like a girlfriend.

 

[Burrbomb]

Banned for Texas Justice!

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted but she likes to work out and is therefor very muscly and ugly. (Didn't think I could get around that did ya!?)

I wish for some socks.

 

[Kinzer]

banned for not living in a city that never sleeps!

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but they are itchy socks (D'oh, I forgot to mention that stuff!)

I wish for Brawler gloves that weren't itchy. (Those gloves that are cut at the finger tips, leaving them in the open, I love those type of gloves.

 

[Burrbomb]

Banned for keeping me addicted to a game that does not add on to my post count!

 

[M@v]

granted, but they only make that kind in bright pink


i wish there were more brawl tournaments near me.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you can't win the tournaments, ever.

I wish... oh I dunno, for more ideas, I am just really angry at the moment, don't want to think too hard...

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned because I am in a bad mood right now.

 

[Vulcan55]

...take a super potion, heal your kneecaps, paint yourself blue, go super sayain to grow long spikey hair, then kill Tails, this in turn will trigger....

A funeral; where you must search every rose for the key, which you must swallow, because...

 

[Da Man]

Samus's PM shot

Bowser - 48
Diddy Kong - 50
Falco- 46
Fox- 50
Ganondorf -67
Ice Climbers- 46
Ike- 43
Jigglypuff- 38
King Dedede- 48
Kirby - 46
Link- 58
Lucario- 56
Lucas- 43
Luigi- 50
Marth - 52
Meta Knight- 42
Ness- 50
Olimar- 58
Peach- 40
Pikachu- 50
Pokemon Trainer- 51
ROB- 48
Samus- 61
Sheik- 48
Snake- 45
Sonic- 47
Toon Link- 50
Wolf- 53
Yoshi- 59
Zelda- 50
Zero Suit Samus- 50

 

[smaci92]

I've learned everything on smashboards

 

[Deleted member]

Banned because I'm Chuck Norris. You can't ban the Chuck Norris, the Norris bans YOU!....with a roundhouse kick.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

1399. smaci's sig is sexy.

 

[MPH Deku]

Banned because I'm the Sonic Phantom.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned because that's um-possible.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

...it will ease your irriatable bowels. Then, make sure you brought lots of Pepto Bismol and at least 43 Tacos to that funeral because...

 

[Iron Thorn]

1400. Men are perverts.
1401. It's unanimous: Peach is a ho.
1402. If Captain Falcon were really as manly as they say, he'd PAWNCH all his dumb fanboys.

 

[MojoMan]

Untimely flatulance at funerals is hilarious. After that, you musthave a wild party and order 50 boxes of pizza because...

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for realizing......it is!!!!

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Banned because the Sonic phantom talk somehow feels like a rip-off of my Halloween Captain thing. Technically my username doesn't have Sonic in it, but my avitar has the Shadow emblem. There's also the Halloween=phantom in a lot of ways.

Also, you're banned because I felt obligated to type that long (for a forum game) explanation.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for making my head explode

 

[Bowser King]

Banned for being headless.

 

[Bowser King]

you must watch a fat person eat all the pizza while you starve for the whole day. Though the person will give you the dip but.....

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Banned for laughing at a horseman.

 

[Deleted member]

Banned for implying he's a horseman.

 

[Burrbomb]

...will yell at you for double dipping the chip, find the fat guy eating your pizza and insult him numerous times, he will then transform into a.....

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Banned for implying that he was implying.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

...enraged monster whose name is referred to by a series of grunts. Pull out your spell book and turn to page IIV. Read the spell on it to banish the monster to ...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Banned for a new look.

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Banned for hypocracy.

 

[AnAardvark]

1400. Men are perverts.
1401. It's unanimous: Peach is a ho.
1402. If Captain Falcon were really as manly as they say, he'd PAWNCH all his dumb fanboys.

1403. Since Captain Falcon IS as manly as they say, you'll wake up tomorrow face to face with a PAWNCH.

 

[Iron Thorn]

1404. Captain Falcon should have PAWNCHed you by now.

 

[Darkwashu]

1405.When in doubt,call them a fanboy.

 

[N M E]

1406. Ken lost at Evo.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

1407. Spammers, like alrd, deserve to witness the power of the banhammer.
1408. Teatime pandas don't exist, nor do tea-providers.

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

1409. 14 is luckier than 13 in all countries except Japan.
1410. ^You posted during my typing, so that was originally 1407.