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[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for forgetting to say the word "kicks."

 

[ConnorTheKid]

You're banned for being too sly.

 

[Wuss]

You're banned for using zeroes as an "o".

 

[NinjaFoxX]

youre banned for being a wuss and maining one

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned for calling Luigi a wuss.

...I love Luigi, not homosexually.

 

[Deleted member]

Something about....Dead Kennedys?

I can't escape this hell
So many times i've tried
But i'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this

I can't escape myself
(I can't escape myself)
So many times i've lied
(So many times i've lied)
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

 

[Pengie]

Animal I've Become


White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack

 

[Darkslash]

You are banned for not loving gundam

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills


I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this
It's way too big to miss
I got a letter in the mail
The sender failed to let me know where it came from
Opened it up, and sure enough
There we were, arm in arm again.


I know it's small
But my last call's been called half an hour ago
I know it's late, but do you think you could please
Fix it for me
Then I'll go, I'll go alone I swear
I won't tell a soul
I'll drink this beer and write here
A love song everybody hates...

 

[Yaya]

Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden

All that glitters is not sold
The true story never told
Naught but emptiness to hold
Gives no shelter from the cold

Come on take my hand and follow
Open virgin eyes to see
Promise of a dark tomorrow
Staring down eternity

Taken warmly under wing
Accept the gift that darkness brings
Dead of night and sanguine sting
For all of this and everything

Come on take my hand and follow
Open virgin eyes to see
Promise of a dark tomorrow
Staring down eternity
Come on take my hand and follow
Open virgin eyes to see
Promise of a dark tomorrow
Staring down eternity

Blood runs cold on stolen souls
When all has been revealed
No turning back the fade to black
Because your fate is sealed

Come on take my hand and follow
Open virgin eyes to see
Promise of a dark tomorrow
Staring down eternity
Come on take my hand and follow
Open virgin eyes to see
Promise of a dark tomorrow
Staring down eternity

We can't stop the world from turning
We don't hear a word they say
We can't stop the sun from burning
Forever and a day

 

[Red Hawk One]

I have another one:
A man lives on the 28th floor of an apartment building, the Penthouse. However, he always presses the button for the 20th floor on the elevator, unless someone is on. He does not make any stops on the 20th floor and goes to the stairwell to get to his home. There is nothing but other apartments on the 20th floor, so he has no motivation to go there. Why does he press the button for the 20th floor?

Hint: he has a job in entertainment.

He's a ventriloquist. The other person on the elevator is his dummy.

 

[cheap_josh]

Anarchy Club - Blood Dolls

One cold winter of many tales
Trails of blood left in frozen snow
A family slaughtered by a loved one, forgive scarecrow
I turned against god and everything that i cared for most
Police arrived, candle light, butcher knives, bloody bedposts
Found staked on the floor soaked in evidence of the brutal violence
Only a teen, sent to spend my final life in an insane asylum
So a few years have passed, i'm an adult i feel better now
But no matter, i tell them that i know they'll never let me out
I rot in this dread, my only world's the one in my head
I hate psycho-therapists, i walk amongst walking dead

 

[Charizard92]

Suntan Luigi got it right, he presses the button on the 20th floor because that is as high as he can reach! He works at the circus as a ****** (no hard feelings against them, I, too, am below 5' 10", which is the US average)

 

[Deleted member]

Anyone Out There

"I'm waiting, in my cold cell when the bell, begins to chime,
Reflecting, on my past life, and it doesn't have much time.
Cause at 5 o'clock, they take me to the Gallows Pole.
The sands of time for me are running low.

When the priest comes to read me the last rites;
I take a look through the bars at the last sights.
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me.

Can it be that there's some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror.
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming;
It's not easy to stop from screaming;
The words escape me when I try to speak.
Tears flow, but why am I crying?
After all I'm not afraid of dying.
Don't I believe that there never is an end?

As the guards march me out to the courtyard;
Somebody cries from a cell "God be with you".
If there's a God then why has he let me go?

As I walk all my life drifts before me;
And though the end is near I'm not sorry.
Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away.

Mark my words, believe my soul lives on.
Don't worry now that I have gone.
I've gone beyond to seek the truth.

When you know that your time is close at hand;
Maybe then you'll begin to understand;
Life down here is just a strange illusion."

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Iron Maiden - Hallowed By Thy Name



So serene is the bleached white scene
Of a thousand crimes you'll never see on TV
Swept away only to pave the new way
This misinformation age is upon us all
Waking up to the sound
Another muffled cry for peace
Waking up to the sound
Another muffled cry for truth
Cut out the eyes
Of anyone and everyone
Who might see through the lie
Ignore the cries
Before it all
Becomes all to clear
Comes crashing down
Fill their heads with a false sense of security
Fill their heads with fear
Embracing ignorance is the new way
Of keeping the huddled masses in line
Silent servants rise up
And make yourselves be heard

 

[Deleted member]

Ok I've got one. Do you like dux?

There are three ducks in a pond. They are swimming forward in a straight line. Assuming ducks can talk, the one in front turns his head and says, "I see 2 ducks behind me". Then the one behind him turns his head and says, " I see one duck behind me". The final duck then turns his head and says, "I see one duck behind me".

How is this possible?

He sees his reflection.

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned for loving Gundam...you.

 

[Flipstar]

I want in!

 

[NinjaFoxX]

im in,o.o

10grenades

 

[L__]

Banned for having an Ike avatar

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for not punctuating.

 

[Zook]

You're banned for having a Smash-based username.

 

[L__]

You're banned for having a name like Zook.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

You're banned for living in a location called "Ah, rice."

 

[JustKindaBoredUKno]

You're banned for banning for a reason L's already been banned.

 

[Tom]

/in

 

[Red Hawk One]

Darkest hour- The mis information age.

They're forming in a straight line
They're goin through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds ....

 

[Yaya]

The Blitzkrieg Bop!

Young, dumb, don't see a problem
Bloodshot, stare like a hoodlum
Simple as this; I'm in love with the risk
I know what I've done,
But tell me what did I miss?
So please don't save something
Waste not, save nothing
Lose the halo, don't need to resist
A lick of the lips and a grip on your hips

 

[Red Hawk One]

The Blitzkrieg Bop!

Correct, though it's also commonly known as Hey, Ho, Let's Go! as well. Leave it to the Ramones to make a song with two names.

And your song is simply known as "Young, Dumb, Don't See a Problem".

We are trav'ling in the footsteps
Of those who've gone before,
And we'll all be reunited,
On a new and sunlit shore,


Anyone who can name this without Googling it gets serious props.

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned for being just bored, you know?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned for being offline while I am posting.

 

[L__]

Banned for being online while I'm posting.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Banned for having 462 posts and joining in November.

 

[Yaya]

Ypur wrong.

MAJOR HINT: It's by Queens of the Stone Age.

 

[L__]

Banned for having less posts than me and joining earlier.

 

[Frown]

He sees his reflection.

I thought of that too, but wouldn't the other ducks see their reflections as well?

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned because you made me 1 post away from being the 800th poster in this thread!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned for not thinking of double-posting.

 

[Kinzer]

You're banned for not knowing you can get banned (maybe) from double posting!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned because it's allowed in Forum Games.