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Psychoace

Psychoace

Smash Champion
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Messages
2,689
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Manliest city in Texas
~SAVED~
Captain Falcon - Blue Falcon
Yoshi - Super Dragon
Wario- Wario-Man
Mario- Mario Finale
Ike-Great Aether
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon

~REMAINING~
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Olimar- End of day
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Lucario- Aura Storm
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Luigi- Negative Zone
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Marth- Critical Hit
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Sonic- Super Sonic
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby
30. Peach-The big stupid dance
29. Pit- Paletuna's Army
 
Kinzer

Kinzer

Mammy
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NNID
Kinzer
3DS FC
2251-6533-0581
khfjsdkhjvbfaskvlhbvhksabvkhvbhksbv (You're banned for banning somebody that could smashdebate with you...O.o...oh I know I am going to regret that)
 
smashbot226

smashbot226

Smash Master
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Messages
3,027
Location
Waiting for you to slip up.
~SAVED~
Captain Falcon - Blue Falcon
Yoshi - Super Dragon
Wario- Wario-Man
Mario- Mario Finale
Ike-Great Aether
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat

~REMAINING~
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Olimar- End of day
Pokemon Trainer-It's Super Effective
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Lucario- Aura Storm
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Luigi- Negative Zone
Fox/Falco/Wolf- LANDMASTAH!!!11!!1!one
King Dedede- BIG GAY DANCE
Marth- Critical Hit
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Sonic-NAOW I'LL SHOW YOU
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby
30. Peach-The big stupid dance
29. Pit- Paletuna's Army

Good to see SOME peopl in this thred with a SENSE of comedy...
 
L__

L__

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You're banned for an unceasing amount if idiocy as well as a lack of spelling. Learn how to type. Does grammar ever apply to what you write? You have less than 300 posts. Fail. You have a lame avatar. You're name Kinzer fails. Don't ask for it.

 
Roymyboy284

Roymyboy284

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
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Location
FUNKY TOWN
Sonic the Baron said:
Are You Gonna Be My Girl

"Jump back, what's that sound ?
Here she comes, full blast and top down.
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue.
Model citizen zero discipline

Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'l lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!

Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue,
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom.

Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'll lose her in the turn.

Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight.
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off of it.
Ah, you reach down, between my legs,
ease the seat back.

She's blinding, I'm flying,
Right behind the rear-view mirror now.
Got the feeling, power steering,
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now! "
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Panama - Jump Back, What's That Sound ?

"Now I can take every thing I know
Realize that I'm nothing I wanted to be
I can never change anything I've done
Because it's the only thing I have left

Blame myself again for what I didn't do
Never really knew it was coming for me
It changed the way I felt the worst is yet to come
Because I have gone too far now!"
 
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Guest
New Disease

"Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
Galileo.
Galileo.
Galileo.
Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Let him go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Let him go!
Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Let me go.
Will not let you go.
Let me go.
Will not let you go.
Let me go. Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh mama mia, mama mia.
Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye.
So you think you can love me and leave me to die.
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Any way the wind blows."
 
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You're banned for not realizing the obvious-ness. (Is that even a word?)
 
Pengie

Pengie

Smash Lord
Joined
Nov 8, 2007
Messages
1,125
Location
Atlanta, GA
Bohemian Rhapsody

"There I was completely wasting, Out of Work and down
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
so I might as well begin to put some action in my life"
 
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Charizard92

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Messages
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It works though

I have another one:
A man lives on the 28th floor of an apartment building, the Penthouse. However, he always presses the button for the 20th floor on the elevator, unless someone is on. He does not make any stops on the 20th floor and goes to the stairwell to get to his home. There is nothing but other apartments on the 20th floor, so he has no motivation to go there. Why does he press the button for the 20th floor?

Hint: he has a job in entertainment.
 
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poekmon
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Location
Right here, not quite now
Charizard92 said:
It works though

I have another one:
A man lives on the 28th floor of an apartment building, the Penthouse. However, he always presses the button for the 20th floor on the elevator, unless someone is on. He does not make any stops on the 20th floor and goes to the stairwell to get to his home. There is nothing but other apartments on the 20th floor, so he has no motivation to go there. Why does he press the button for the 20th floor?

Hint: he has a job in entertainment.
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He works at a freak show! He weighs 500 kg and the elevator can't take more than 400 kg, so it stops working at the 20th floor! And if somebody else is in the elevator, he doesn't ride it at all, since It'd break!

Ok, really:

Does he press the button to the 28th floor if somebody else is on?
 
mantlecore77

mantlecore77

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
440
Location
Ohio
You're banned for saying foo, the one word that shouldn't be affiliated with anything else except for "fighters" and certain movies that use it right.
 
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poekmon
Joined
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Messages
8,538
Location
Right here, not quite now
Suntan Luigi said:
Ok I've got one. Do you like dux?

There are three ducks in a pond. They are swimming forward in a straight line. Assuming ducks can talk, the one in front turns his head and says, "I see 2 ducks behind me". Then the one behind him turns his head and says, " I see one duck behind me". The final duck then turns his head and says, "I see one duck behind me".

How is this possible?
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One ducked under the water? :) "I see one duck behind me"
 
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Guest
Breaking the Law

"We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde singing and crying:
Valhalla I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore!

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore!
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing."
 
TheSundanceKid

TheSundanceKid

Smash Lord
Joined
Jun 8, 2008
Messages
1,636
Location
The Secret Kingdom
Immagrant Song - Led Zeppelin

Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
Been sitting there for years
Im gonna have at it
I cut through the fence, run right in and grab it
Go crazy crazy crazy crazy

Now I got my own mustard gas in my pocket
Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it
On a country club full of saturday golfers
So I can watch them die chokin shakinin convulsions
Go crazy crazy crazy crazy
Crazy crazy crazy crazy

Panic in the air
See the headless chickens runnin
Golf carts head on crashin
Crackin heads wide open
Scratch the grass, mister, you cant breath
And roll and writhe in a sandtrap
Starting to heave
Claw those clubs, lemme see you seethe
Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy
 
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