If this thread gets over 100,000 replies...

[Megavitamins]

630. If you lose to a MK, just whine about the whorenado and everybody will realize the MK player cheated.

 

[Fatmanonice]

630. There are no such thing as tiers. Every character is exactly the same and no character has an advantage over another.

631. If a thread lasts longer than 2 pages, be sure to comment on how the thread has become stale and is no longer funny/interesting.

632. Reading the first post is overrated.

633. The match between Mew2King (King Dedede) and Azen (Lucario) on Delfino Isle where they both camp excessively is the only example of Brawl matches out there. If you are arguing against Brawl, this is the only video you should ever use.

634. There is no offical tier list so be sure to inform people of this whenever they say that a certain character is a certain one despite most characters being widely agreed on. (ie; top,high, low, and bottom characters are hardly ever argued about.)

635. Having a thread last for more than a few days on Smash Boards is highly unusual which is why it's becoming harder and harder to write comments for this.

 

[roy_owns]

NES Toon Link wins!

Today will be Dark Link Vs. Yeti Donkey Kong!

 

[OmegaXXII]

636. If you beat Gimpy or Silent Wolf, you still won't be the best until you start a winning undeafeated streak

637. Ice Climbers suck and should have been removed from Brawl

 

[TheSundanceKid]

dark Link Ftw

 

[smashlink_aru]

dark link of course

 

[FalconPunch]

638. Silent Wolf is the best at Melee because Melee is all tech skill.

 

[Enlong]

638: Brawl is a new game! Not Melee 2.0! Even if it uses the same system as Melee!

639: Brawl should've been Melee 2.0! Cheat devices should be the tournament standard!

640: Captain Falcon is a number-stealing ninja.

 

[Airgemini]

Dark Link.

 

[Silent Wolf]

638. Silent Wolf is the best at Melee because Melee is all tech skill.

Seconded .

 

[~rh]

641. If you need forgiveness of any sort, ask Hiemie. He is the forgiving god of SWF.

 

[turbinator]

642. Sakurai is the biggest douche in the world
643. For a game to be good it has to be competitive

 

[Icarus Descent]

644. Melee will always be better than Brawl,because it has advance techniques,and tourney players prefer it.

 

[Johnthegalactic]

645. There is a don't ask policy attached to ZS Samus....don't ask....seriusly

 

[Aleol]

646. Everyone wants to know that you quit brawl.
647. Everyone wants to know why you quit brawl
648. the statement below is true
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649. the statement above is false

 

[LavisFiend]

649. When in doubt, chloroform.

650.Real men wear pink.

651. I before E, except after C.

652. The only opinion that matters is LavisFiend's opinion cause he is god tier.

653. Sakurai was tortured when he was younger.

654. I like brownies. The red ones.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned for posting yesterday.

 

[bossyjellyfish]

Your banned for posting today.

 

[GreenKirby]

In this topic: We talk as if we're part of the Subspace Emissary

Basically with random grunts, body signals, and a bit of Engrish. But the body language is your best friend.


Here we go. lol

*gasps happily at the idea as he gives a thumbs up*

 

[The Dinkoman]

You're banned for posting at 8:19pm

 

[Deleted member]

You're banned for joining this year.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Dark Link, of course.


You should PM the mod of this board and ask him to move this back to General Brawl Discussion.

 

[Knyaguy]

Yeti Donkey Kong!

 

[Norm]

this is a great thread keep up the god work lads.

 

[Spartan1841]

655. Melee is better than brawl because it has wavedashing

656. Also brawl suckz because it has tons of new features I HATE NEW FEATURES BECAUSE IT MAKES THE GAME MORE FUN AND I WANT IT MORE COMPETITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

657. Sakurai sez Casual ***s > Tourney***s

658. I love Sakurai

659. He is my hero

660. I also like the red brownies as rule 654 stated

 

[PCHU]

661. Sakurai made Brawl to laugh at all of the competitive players, because he couldn't figure out how to short hop without suiciding.

 

[---]

Dark Link, of course.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned for denying the stairway

 

[WoapGang]

You're banned for lack of experience

 

[The Dinkoman]

You're banned for having a spamming character in your name

 

[XACE-K]

*drives car to thread's location*

*uses ejector seat to jump out of car*

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

*Falcon Punches thread*

*thread falls down, goes boom*

*Pikmin die due to awesomeness*

 

[TehBo49]

You're banned for having a pink character in your name.

 

[tirkaro]

*suddenly, a giant tuba-playing, tree-eating, pink sargophiliphigusexpialidociouszibnarfbloobiesgoop bug man crushes XACE-K with his giant fire-breathing tubas of doom, and turns him into a trophy. Then John Madden, George Bush, Hitler, Rick Astley, Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mouselini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and John Fettichini, the Robocop, Terminator, Every single power range, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doctor octogonapus, and Hulk hogan start to manbo dance, causing them to fuse with the giant tuba-playing, tree-eating, pink sargophiliphigusexpialidociouszibnarfbloobiesgoop bug man, and they become Karnov, but then tirkaro comes out of nowhere, and Zaps Karnov's moustache off, so he gets mad, and dances in Finalnd, Japan*

Don't deny it. You know that would totally happen in the SSE.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Your banned for not having a character in your name.

 

[Jackal478]

662. If a mod says ketchup goes good with pie, ketchup goes good with pie. And any person to defy the mods doesn't deserve the pie

o.o

 

[Deleted member]

Your banned for having the sun in your name.

 

[Iron Thorn]

663. Dang, and I thought my friend was the only person who hates new video games.

 

[~rh]

This thread makes me lol sometimes...

 

[Wario Nut]

664. evrybdy as gOot grmar on smshborAds.

 

[PCHU]

665. It'sokaytogothroughyourparagraphlikethisbecauseeveryonecanreadyoursta-
tmentandyoudonthavetouseanyapostrophesoranypunctuationatallbecauseyoure-
theonetypingandyoudontgiveacareaboutothersbutexpectthemtocareaboutyou