If the characters could john...

[MarKO X]

I'm playing Brawl with my friends, and I win a FFA with Wario. My friend was using Yoshi, and he claimed that the reason that Wario won was because Wario tasted bad in his mouth.

Ingenious. So now I'm thinking, what if instead of being good sports in the background while the winning character does his/her/its winning pose, the losing characters were to john about their lost?

Discuss.

 

[Darkwashu]

Wario looks delicious.
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Ice Climbers-The other one didnt follow?

 

[Samuelson]

I couldn't image Captain Falcon saying anything besides "Show me your moves", "YES!", C'MON", "Falcon PAWWNCH" or "Falcon Kick"

I think that would be a pretty funny addition to the game but it will never happen.

 

[Razmakazi]

Zelda and Peach lose to pervs e-z-lee.

All the pokemon will just claim they lost to type advantage and that the opponent whored their STAB (lol@those who understand this abbreviation) moves.

 

[Royboy]

stab---> Same Type Attack Bonus

sonic would say that you're too slow regardlessly if he won or lose

 

[darkserenade]

Mario: It's-a-not-a fair, he was a campy staller!

 

[Iron Thorn]

Zelda: I'd have won if those b*stards let me use my sword!

 

[PCHU]

Ganondorf: It's not fair, I SUCK IN THIS GAME!
Ike: My fsmash has LAG?!
Pit: THE CRAP, reflectors are so BROKEN!
Kirby: BIIIIII!
Gamen'Watch: BEEP
Sonic: I WAS TOO SLOOOW!

 

[Foshy]

Falco: They took my bread.

 

[Negi-Kun]

Falcon and Samus: Why Sakurai?!
Sonic: I suck in this game!

 

[popsofctown]

Whoever said that the pokemon would john about STAB, that was hilarious.

Kirby loss to MK: What happened to giving me a sword at the start of the fight?
Bowser loses to Squirtle: You looked a lot like one of my Koopa Troopas, so i didn't want to hurt you.
Fox loses to Falco: Sure you won Falco, cuz you suck up to Slippy and get the better gun and that reflector.
Kirby loss to ROB: I was afraid if i sucked you up, i might have no soul. Like you.

 

[dancingfrogman]

Falco: I lost cause I saw someone about to rob my bread, and I'M NOT HAVING IT
Squirtle: You thunderbolted me, This was unfair from the start.
Falcon: They nerfed me, and BUFFED you, clear bias.
Kirby: I was after that cake, you took a cheap shot.
Charizard to ROB: you meant to Melt, Fire MELTS metal.

 

[SSJ4Kazuki]

"My other Ice climber was taunting."
Why did it taunt!? Chu Dat's doesn't taunt!!

 

[Darkurai]

Sonic: YOU'RE TOO SLOW. I couldn't keep myself slow enough to actually hit you and not run off the edge and kill myself.

 

[samai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6R1ii3E75g

captain falcon does something about losing already

 

[Iron Thorn]

Anyone to Snake: Well, at least MY creator didn't blowjob me into the game!
Link to Toon Link: If I really wanted to win, I would have just sat on you.
Ness/Lucas to Toon Link: Your head isn't as oversized as mine. Not fair!

 

[Devil7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6R1ii3E75g

captain falcon does something about losing already

dude that was totally ZOMIPWNIWANTTOHAVEYOURBABIES

 

[WiiWouldLikeTwoPlay]

Peach to anyone: Why? Why can't they just let me use Psych Bomb? It isn't right!

 

[MarKO X]

Olimar: I didn't have enough pikmin... you've played my game, I generally have more than that.
Anyone against Diddy: You made me trip far more often that I should've.
Shiek: You wouldn't have won if I didn't stop working out my arm for my fair.
Marth: I didn't tip.
ROB: 0111010111010100001010100111

 

[Frown]

Ganondorf: You never let me hit you.

 

[ShadowLink84]

Sonic: How is it that a kick at super sonic speed only does 7%?
Bowser: WHY CAN'T I BE A TOP TIER CHARACTER!?
Ganondorf: Its only cause I have a sword shoved up my *** that I can't move quickly.
MK: WTF!? H@%!

 

[Royboy]

PT: When are you supposed to tell me we are not fighting with turns?

 

[PCHU]

Snake: You have more range than I do!
MK: I DC'd offstage....for all three stocks....
Gn'W: I'm 2-D, how the heck am I supposed to fight?
Lucario: I was trying to build up my aura, but you hit me too hard.

 

[AnAardvark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6R1ii3E75g

captain falcon does something about losing already

LOL Funny.

 

[acv]

captain falcon's john would be: i tripped

 

[Yinlong]

Yoshi : i have an egg for a shield, and it sucks!
arglaflarglemuuurgh

also for some reason it takes a long time for me to stick out my tongue...

 

[Snowstalker]

Bowser, Snake, or Captian Falcon to ZSS: *drools* *falls over*
Luigi to anyone: WHY DOES NO ONE PAY ATTENTION TO WEEGEE!
Any male character to Marth: I don't hit girls.

 

[nakedsnake]

snake: "I would have so won If you I could touch the ground"
"zamus' a** distracted me

 

[TheAceOfSmash]

Lol, If Pit could john, instead of saying "You're not ready yet!", he'd say " I wasn't ready yet!"

 

[hippochinfat!!]

Snake: I temporarly died from lung cancer.

 

[Knyaguy]

Olimar, my helmet was foggy

 

[TheSMASHtyke]

Mr. Luigi, why do I get rocketed upwards as soon as you stick your foot out at me?

Luigi: I GOT SOME EXPERT TOE REFLEXES!

 

[B-Mon]

Falco: GLIDING IS HAX, IM A BIRD AND A PILOT AND YET GLIDING WAS NOT EMBEDDED IN MY CODDING, WTF?!

 

[nakedsnake]

Marth I lost because I couldn't counter

 

[nakedsnake]

zamus- fighting so hard gave me a wedgie

 

[MyNameIsRyan]

Snake: If they let me use ALL my equipment i would have won.

 

[MarthTrinity]

Ike: I didn't prepare myself and was too busy thinking about fighting for my friends...I was also expecting to get sympathy from you...

 

[Twilght Link]

Link- I only carry my Sword, shield, bow, bombs, and boomerang.....WHY AM I SLOWER THAN IN MY GAME?!

Tlink- I only lost because im 12 and we all know Sakurai prefers Link...

 

[MarKO X]

MK: the person controlling is obviously a noob.

 

[-Linko-]

Snake: I only lost because I love to hear Otacon, Campbell and Mei-Ling shouting my name like crazy jerks.