If *insert person* was a Pokemon.... *needs moar zook*

[Zook]

Haven't made one of these in a while, so why not?

Have you ever said to yourself 'Boy, Oprah sure looks like Flygon!' or 'Golly, Mic_128 is just like a Articuno!' Of course you have.

In this thread, say anybody- SWF member, cartoon character, politician, anybody- and what Pokemon they'd be. Make a list if you want! Argue why Bush would not be a Slowpoke, but instead an Aerodactyl (Rock Head)! Go wild!

 

[Bowser King]

If god was a pokemon he would be arceus.
If sonic was a pokemon he would be a lucario/shaymin.
If pokemon were pokemon they would be pokemon.
If snake was a pokemon he would be seviper.
If ZSS was a pokemon she would be Lopunny.
If Tails was a pokemon he would be buizel.
If zook was a pokemon then he would be a pokemon we need moar of.
If mario was a pokemon he would be Lucas (wait...that's not a pokemon.)
If school was a pokemon it would be magikarp (it sucks..)

 

[Firus]

If I were a Pokemon I'd be Shaymin

Spoiler

and I'd Shoop Da Whoop people to death

.

 

[Bowser King]

If I were a Pokemon I'd be Shaymin

Spoiler

and I'd Shoop Da Whoop people to death

.

I was about to write that in my post (I actually did but erased it) because I thought you would say jigglypuff .

 

[XACE-K]

If I was a pokemon, I would be a Mewgikarp. I would have the combined awesomeness of a Mewtwo and a Magiakarp.

 

[Tomato Kirby]

Mew2King would look like Mewtwo .

I had to get that in first.

 

[Bowser King]

Mew2King would look like Mewtwo .

I had to get that in first.

So would Taj

 

[Pika25]

If I were a Pokémon...

I would be pikachu

 

[zrky]

If Bush was a Pokemon he would be psyduck.
If piplup was a pokemon hed be a penguin

Spoiler

oops said that wrong

If my dog was a pokemon it would be a shinx

 

[0RLY]

If 0RLy was a Pokemon... he would be...

...Naaahhhhh

 

[SkylerOcon]

If Zook was a Pokemon, he'd be set above uber tier (has Zook turned into a PC meme now?)

 

[sonofthesky]

If I was a pokemon, I would stabby with my zangoose claws.

Yeah, zangoose.

 

[RedPeppers]

I'd be a Gardevoir maybe? Who would Taylor Swift be(other than lopunny, lol)?

 

[M.K]

I'd be a Poliwhirl....or Politoed!

 

[Moy]

Shawn Johnson would be a Buneary with the teeth of a chipmunk.

 

[ss118]

Azumarill I love you!

That would be me btw

 

[Ilucamy]

I see some patterns arising here.

If my friend were a Pokemon, he would be Makuhita.

 

[woopyfrood]

If Bush was a Pokemon he would be psyduck.

That is a horrible insult to Psyducks.

 

[Spire]

If Henry Spencer of Eraserhead were a Pokemon, he would be a Cubone.

 

[sonofthesky]

That is a horrible insult to Psyducks.

Bumps4eva

10 bumps

 

[SmashAura4]

If my brother and I were pokemon, he would be an Infernape, and I would be a Lucario.

 

[Wavekirby]

If I were a Pkmn I would be a Jolava.

 

[zrky]

If Skyler were a pokemon, hed be WTFjigglyocrapy****man
and if one of our friends was a pokemon hed be snorlax or Wailord

 

[SkylerOcon]

Lulz.

Blubbercup.

 

[zrky]

if Skyler was a pokemon hed be keckleon, cuz he can go rainbow sometimes, you know im kidding right?

 

[Platypus]

If the ideal president were one of the monsters, he/she/it would be Starmie.

I think that I'd be Sentret.