If brawl were your life story, how would you die?

[Mechavergil]

^see topic

 

[random_bob]

falling off an edge cuz i pulled out my up-b just a tad late.

 

[Tristan_win]

I would like to die from the elegant beauty of Captain Falcon knee slamming my head into the next diminution(sp error) with its full electric furry, that's how.

 

[kazaken455]

Either being spiked by a giant fist of Mario or the like. Or Being edgehogged and falling to my doom. Because both would be pretty funny :3

 

[dagouscr]

Hahaha I would like to die when Luigi is using his FS

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Running in for the kill, only to trip and be forward smashed by Ike into oblivion.

 

[Rufeo]

Crushed by a landmaster.

 

[Senshuu]

Undoubtedly being gold hammered by someone.

Or Ganondorf's FS.

If I want to die laughing though, bouncing off of Port Town Aero Dive's tracks a few times, being gold hammer'd and THEN FS'd.

 

[WarxePB]

By tripping into Ike's Fsmash. Then at least my endless hatred would allow me to stay bound to this world and haunt Sakurai for the rest of his life.

 

[Marie_54]

By walking over the Back To The Future board enemies and going "weeee" *dies*

or getting KO'ed by Ike's manly power...


lol.

 

[Phoenix~Lament]

Getting spiked by Luigi's taunt, if that's still in Brawl

 

[TheForger]

Probably die with a Final Smash by some random Bomb-omb rampage. If that didn't happen I'd probably die by misjudging my trajectory and falling to my imminent doom, a.k.a. I miss edge of stage.

 

[Cheesedork]

Either tripping into a fully changed Jet Hammer from Dedede (and maybe being Ivysaur so I get edgehogged).

or

Getting Peach Final Smash-ed on Mushroomy Kingdom.

 

[Papapaint]

I think I'd be torn apart by the people within my community.

 

[Jammo]

While doing multiplayer, I take screenshots of Peach' underpanties using the pause camera, then my alcoholic friend gets fed up of my showiness and bashes me across the the head with his wiimote until it cracks my skull and my brain falls out. I die, then he goes to jail for life where he his molested by an overweight former tennis instructor named "Big Jim"

 

[Drater]

Stuck under Final's edge =(

 

[Replacement100]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ezpgf0fE8U

Pretty much that.

 

[Corigames]

I would be clashed in an epic struggle with my arch rival. A former friend who turned to the SPAM side. From aloft the top of a floating platform, bombs, arrows, and boomerangs will fly passed my face. Dodge, attack dodge, STRIKE! Blades barely cutting the sides of each others face. He runs at me, and I kick him and he rolls to the edge. He has one hand holding on. I could hit it. I can hit it. I WILL HIT IT. I run to him to knock him off. I dash with all my speed. Then, as I begin to raise my sword on high, I trip, fall off the stage, and die.

 

[Marie_54]

While doing multiplayer, I take screenshots of Peach' underpanties using the pause camera, then my alcoholic friend gets fed up of my showiness and bashes me across the the head with his wiimote until it cracks my skull and my brain falls out. I die, then he goes to jail for life where he his molested by an overweight former tennis instructor named "Big Jim"

You just won the thread...

 

[Vshadow]

Be in an epic, pretty close fight with cpt. falcon, and right b4 the timer ran out and we were on our last stock, get kneed at like 170% and go flying off the edge.

 

[jupiter]

so my brawl-themed death is supposed to be a translation of my "life story"?

Okay, well, my life is a very complicated, arduous one riddled with struggles (without giving too much away or being too descriptive/boring).

So my death would most likely compare to this scenario that I'm only currently able to come up with (with lack of energy at the moment):


* It's my final match. Both of us down to one stock fighting a long brawl on Smashville during K.K.'s show, and my round pink inflatable body is doing all it can while the timer is ticking down to the last few moments against a very very skilled DeDeDe ((using a rival of Kirby's in order to maintain a real "life story" correlation to my death in Brawl)).
. DeDeDe manages to rack up 270% on me with 140% of his own. I've dodged most of his smashes, aerials, and specials. I've even taken a couple from DeDeDe's final smash, but I manage to barely escape the deadly clutches of the smash boarder.
. I "bloop-bloop" my way back onto stage ending with a Final Cutter that just BARELY gets me on the ledge and back on stage fighting furiously only to FINALLY get smashed by a surprise Gordo. I go rocketing upwards and get "star-KO'ed" beautifully in the twinkling midnight sky overhead of Smashville while the beautiful serenade bellows beneath. A gorgeous death.

If Brawl were my life-story, that would be my death. Fighting on and on...longer than I'm supposed to be alive, to be finally yielded down by an unexpected calamity.

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

I would have committed suicide because I hate my life.

In other words, I possess a very large amount of spite for Brawl.

 

[Tiwaz]

Probably a Ganoncide against a close friend when we both have one stock.
Then we realise that Ganoncide makes the Ganondorf lose the match.

 

[GenoGar]

Being wobbled by ice climbers, and a fan... then maybe the pink monster thing from pork town will eat me.

 

[xxjunkyxx]

worked to death in the CD Factory.

 

[Mann]

Being Captain Falcon.

 

[dancingfrogman]

Getting Falcon'd punched and then start doing my cry sound(***************) and then Turn into a star

OR

I'm about to do my Up-b, but squirtle water guns me and then I die and then.......What, Squirtles envolving!

 

[majora_787]

Getting in an epic battle with Wolf, fighting until we both get to like 400% damage, then throwing a smart bomb only for it to hit a crate that lands right in front of me. =P Involves an epic fight and an epic death.

 

[FrostByte]

Not doing combos and getting shieldgrabbed.

 

[Brainiac_man]

I run off the edge and waste my recovery to take out all 3 of my enemies before they can make it back to the stage.

 

[Senshuu]

Oh, I came up with another.

Bouncing back and forth at high speed wedged between two bumpers, and then hit by a car in Onett.

Happened last night!

 

[Rhambo]

Sudden death, 1 stock, bomb-ombs falling in droves----- I dash, trip, bomb-omb to the face, and I go blasting off.

 

[test-object]

I'd be sucked in Zamus' Final Smash. You never get to see what happens there...

 

[MysticKenji]

Aethercide

 

[crosser43]

I'd be sucked in Zamus' Final Smash. You never get to see what happens there...

exaclty

10roundones

 

[Andromeda]

I would like to taste the power of the Dragoon.

 

[Newskool]

Committing suicide because I've just killed everyone in brawl and I got bored.

 

[GreatClayMonkey]

all smart bombs items on high. Its good fun until um well....

 

[The 5th Horseman]

Hum...

Chase down someone off the edge of FD and miss with Toon Link's D-air.

 

[slartibartfast42]

I'd get hit by some insane nigh impossible combo, then get edgehogged. The person would then drop down just to footstool jump me as I fell to my doom just for laughs. Or I'd play Isai, and he'd do that thing I saw him do with pika in smash 64 where he keeps you alive at the very bottom edge of the screen for 30 more seconds with thunder, lol.