If brawl were your life story, how would you die?

[supak]

Thinking I am wise enough to gimp Captain Falcon off the screen only to be nipple spiked and kneed in a flurry of Zeus's electricity at the same time, if possible. What am I saying? Captain Falcon makes it possible.

 

[Da Black Rabbit]

I would fall off the stages because I traded my awesome hook shot for a stupid claw shot. I would have never done it if that stupid mask sales man with the ridiculously large back pack told me it would shrink once I left my game and travel to a land composed of the worlds of many.

Seriously, it used to go like 15 feet now it's the length of my body!? What!? And it grabs fewer surfaces!? AND IT IT DOESN'T PICK UP ITEMS!? WHAT!?

Should have kept the long hookshot :/

 

[AznHalfCaucasian]

I would be driving down a busy road when all of a sudden a Nintendog covers up my view of the windshield and I plow into oncoming traffic.

or better yet....

I would be at a dance club with Peach dancing to Sir Mix-alot (You know what song). Then she would fsmash me and break my pelvis.

hEY, Peach "got back"

 

[AznHalfCaucasian]

Edit: Double post....sorry

Dumb internets

 

[SKnickers03]

death by miscalculated toon link Dair.......and forever ill be known as the guy who died without getting the spike

 

[Finkledoodoo]

I'd die trying to nail some advance move with the stupid-est name ever that doesn't even have any real practical use, but the opportunity arose and I thought it was the right time to nail that landwaveslidertoddcancelhog and it didn't work...

 

[Dime]

hEY, Peach "got back"

I'm glad someone got that joke

 

[DQP]

i would probably die getting gimped.

 

[Stuhddabahkz]

If Brawl was my life I'd die at birth because Brawl is fail.

 

[Machete]

I'd give up hope, so I wouldn't be able to use my midair jump; even though I know that I must recover.

 

[FoxMeUp]

By a knee, from a manly man, because he is a man

 

[Skoox]

I would only allow Zamus to kill me. Over and over.

 

[Corimon]

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[Crooked Crow]

a flaming death by falcon punch

 

[Mechavergil]

Wow almost a hundred posts. Not bad for this website

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

getting ricocheted between a falcon punch, ddd hammer swing, bowser fsmash, ike fsmash then end it with a dk gian punch.

 

[Leahdybug]

Sudden death, bombs ,everyone dies..

 

[XtremeCJ]

I'd be Captain Falcon, doing the final smash against a solid wall.

 

[PCHU]

I'd probably.......well, I'm not sure how I'd die....
probably from something stupid that another person did, I'm sure....
And I wasn't able to react in time...

 

[ZAxel]

One of these:
Sandwiched between 2 Falcon Punches while at 999%
Carried up by a Landmaster
All possible explosives in the game going off at the same time

 

[_Slick_]

The epic, FALCOOONE PAUUUUUNCH.

I'd be using it of course.
On the Ice Climbers. :D

 

[GDX]

because of my love of spikes, id have to simultaneously get spiked by 5 different characters