If brawl were your life story, how would you die?

[frankisvital]

Probably gimped or edgehogged by one of the girl characters... because that's exactly the irony I'd get hit by...

 

[Johnknight1]

In a epic battle. No, I MEAN EPIC! World championship epic! ME vs. Azen, Ken, and Isai on a team EPIC! Me winning, and I KO Ken. My biggest threat is gone. Then Azen gets KO'd, but his Dedede threw out something with the Waddle Dee Toss. A SMASH BALL!!! Isai then grabs it, pulls out a landmaster, and I die out of sheer, so close to a world champioship, yet thinking I am the winner. I die, knowing I was the best. That'd be how I die in Brawl. Or i die of getting a stroke from the shock of me yelling "LANDMASSSTTTTTEEERRRRR!!!" too much!

Or I'd go out riding the Dragoon, and crash landing into a TON OF BOMB-OMBS! those b****** bomb-ombs ALWAYS find a way to pop up randomly, and kill me. I think it's a government conspiracy.

 

[Agent 47]

have a sudden death bomb-omb match with me runnin' desperately around final destination until one finally blasts me to kingdom come!

 

[UsernameLink]

I would be winning every match, not even losing a stock...

Then the wii would be turned off

 

[Super Drybones]

Rainbow cruise
What the ship sinks.....crap

 

[Jackal478]

Crushed by a landmaster.

QFT

10landmastars

 

[Attractive Penguin]

Smashed after getting a plushy golden hammer.
fo reals.

 

[Grandeza]

Me as Sonic with bunny ears running on big blue going faster than anything only to trip. Behind me samus uses her final smash sending me back onto the road still alive. I go on top of a car and Captain Falcon Falcon Punches me into a landmaster where I face my untimely death. Lol I should try to recreate that.

 

[Jimtopia]

I'd be Kirbyciding, and watch my opponents face as I plunged them to their doom. He he he...

 

[etrain911]

I'm more of a single player kind of guy. I'd fight Tabuu with the last of my strength until I realize everything before this made no sense and after this it probably will just play that same stupid song and continue being more random than a japanese variety show at which point I use Falco's blaster to kill myself while for one last time singing "Audi Faman Illus" at which point my reflector glows and I come back to life only to be revived at the bottom of the screen where I die and am greeted in heaven with "Continue?".

 

[Crazy Chaos]

after launching everbody, damange at 937%, thinking its all over walking off suddenly hearing a song and falling asleep and jigglypuff comes up and uses her "rest" and im gone!

or

battling Tabuu and he uses that move where he goes in the background and sends those big circle things (cus that gets me everytime)

and if I'm a character I'm Lucario

 

[votescu]

I'd die from a full charged peanut popgun shot =O

 

[KhannKlan]

I'd commit suicide b/c of all the pros whining that this isn't melee.

 

[Darkslash]

When a landmaster Shoots me........... when i'm in a landmaster

 

[Ilex]

Get flown off the screen on a Fighter Jet on Corneria.

 

[orochijes]

Die protecting a certain princess from Giga Bowser.

 

[HydroStorm]

Falcon kneeing someone off the stage, only to find out that they had 2 stocks and I had 1.
Or if I'm snake it would be from my own c4.

 

[Crazy Chaos]

Die protecting a certain princess from Giga Bowser.

that happens to a certain Plumber a little too much...thats why you get 1-up Mushrooms from a certain floating block with a ? on it XD

 

[Puffs]

...I'd be reduced to trophy form, I guess.

 

[BOTA]

missing with lucas' up b :/

 

[ledhead]

If it's anything like how most of my Brawl deaths are, it'll be from a missed aerial over the edge. Lag then prevents me form recovering.

 

[Superperson]

By accidentally pressing Snake's side-B instead of his up-B.

 

[kciD]

I would smash my nose on a cliff and fall to my death

 

[Mechavergil]

I would die by trying to tether from the farthest away point but missing

 

[kenhead]

I would simply never die. I would have killed so many people that i'd get really mad at myself and kill myself for being such a jurk and ending countless lives. I would be an unstopable force feared by all.

or.... i would get hit while using pit's up b and fall to my death cause you can't use it again

 

[Mechavergil]

Hey lets try to sticky this thread

 

[NukeA6]

There's no way I could truly die. I would just be a trophy and be alive with the touch of a hand.

 

[Xebenkeck]

Zelda`s Light Arrow to the Heart, It would be the perfect way to go, instant and couldn`t see it coming.

 

[itsameSMB]

I'd be blasted by a bob-omb I forgot I was carrying and recover, only to either a) land on a motion-sensor bomb that I set or b) get nailed with a final smash or powerful move because I accidentally used a fireball instead of my cape.

 

[weridguy]

falcon punch

plain and simple

 

[Tofu Beast]

I don't understand the question.

Can you repeat it?!

 

[Sturnip]

Getting in the way of Critical Hit to stop it from hitting an ally.

Or getting hit by two supergiant reverse Falcon Punches at 999% on a 2.0 setting after getting hit by the Ultimate Chimera.

 

[PhillipthaGoober]

Beat to death with a fan.

 

[RednaXale]

An explosive will appear in front of me just as I have a charged swing ready. 3-2-1 BOOM.

 

[abgar]

probably by accidently hitting one of these horrible boms, as usual

 

[Marie_54]

By watching a fight between Marth and Zamus...


This thread just got funnier!

 

[brawler15]

I'd probably O.D. from Luigi FS

 

[Uncle Fitzy]

Getting gimped by a spring.

 

[Dime]

I would be driving down a busy road when all of a sudden a Nintendog covers up my view of the windshield and I plow into oncoming traffic.

or better yet....

I would be at a dance club with Peach dancing to Sir Mix-alot (You know what song). Then she would fsmash me and break my pelvis.

 

[Blazer]

ZSS walks by and I get distracted as Ike lands behind me having jumped off a high up ledge charging eruption the whole way down.