If ______ didn't Exist, then.....

[smashfan666]

we couldn't yell online.

if paper didn't exist, then...

 

[SharkAttack]

we'd only have rock vs. scissors.

If robots didn't exist, then....

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

we wouldn't have anything to build our cars with.

If I didn't exist, then...

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

i would not be finishing your joke.

If tires don exits then

 

[peeup]

you would be wrong.

If my homework didn't exist...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then you wouldn't learn anything in order to bull**** your future pop quiz.

If my friend didn't pull me into D&D then...

 

[smashfan666]

you would never become a level 5 shadowknight.

if macintosh didn't exist, then...

 

[mars16]

Computers will be Dumb

If Water didn't exist, then........

 

[smashfan666]

this planet would dry out and we'd all wither and die like our plants.

if fingernails didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

It would hurt every time we poked the top of our fingertips.

If Sniper Raptor Jesus didn't exist, then....

 

[Neo Exdeath]

The universe would cease to exist.

If hamburgers didn't exist, then......

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I would be very hungry... for flesh (lol jk).

If rice didn't exist, then...

 

[smashfan666]

ricecakes wouldn't be made out of rice... they'd be made out of dog... meat...

if laptops didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

you would have to carry you're desktop everywhere with you, and miles and miles of extension cords.

If Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story didn't exist, then...

 

[smashfan666]

GASP! (screams like heck)

if TV didn't exist, then...

 

[Kazz@]

We'd use computer monitors.

If your mom didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

then we wouldn't be born

If Broggy didn't exist then.....

 

[scarlet0906]

Then Bowser wouldn't have a guard dog in DS Mario and luigi: Bowser's inside story.




If Mario didn't save the princess then?

 

[PSIQuasi]

First of, nothing was made non-existent so normally I would not answer, but I'll answer it anyway.

Peach would be the mother of deformed, turtle-human hybrids with super-strength and fire breathing abilities.

If chortles didn't exist then.....

 

[smashfan666]

fawful would say "I HAVE... uh... dangit, what was it... uh... means "chuckly laughter"... uuuuuuuuh.... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH... got it! I HAVE SMACK-TALK!"

if Dormammu didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

then I still wouldn't know who Dormammu is.

If metal didn't exist then.....

 

[smashfan666]

we wouldn't have robots to do our bidding for us, and to do whatever else we say.

if pens and pencils didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

we would write in our blood and urine.

If Bear Grylls didn't exist, then....

 

[Airwalkerr]

Grizzly Adams would be delivering half bear, half salmon babies left and right.

If proper English was replaced only with Doctor Seuss style dialect, then...

 

[smashfan666]

i would be standing on an "unless" pedestal right now. *looks down and sees i'm on a pedestal that says "UNLESS" on it* oh...

if sewer systems didn't exist, then...

 

[PSIQuasi]

Then the inside of the earth would smell like burned poo.

If rocks didn't exist then.....

 

[smashfan666]

then what would lava turn into?

if Captain Kentucky didn't exist, then...

 

[soniclax15]

Then there would be no KFC

If Kingdom Hearts didnt exist, then...

 

[smashfan666]

then a fighting game would instead bring all the disney universes together.

if leaf blowers didn't exist, then...

 

[Segtendo]

Nothing will blow leaves
If Michael Jackson didn't exist, then...

 

[UberMario]

Sonic would be making that face.

If Super Smash Bros didn't exist (the whole series), then . . . .

 

[RetroAntonio]

we would go into extinction.

If I didn't exist...

 

[smashfan666]

we would have no-one who still mains dr. mario.

if Reeses cups didn't exist, then...

 

[Phantom7]

I would have invented them.

If this thread didn't exist, then...

 

[The Dinkoman]

I wouldn't have to post.

If time didn't exist, then...

 

[smashfan666]

we wouldn't be doing any of the things we're doing now...

if cartoons didn't exist, then...

 

[soniclax15]

Then children would have nothing interesting to watch

if The whole Final Fantasy series didnt exist then....

 

[smashfan666]

then the Kingdom Hearts games would have only disney characters.

if knees didn't exist, then...

 

[A1lion835]

then captain falcon would be much less epic.

If my dad didn't exist, then...

 

[handsockpuppet]

those poor giant rocks would be lonely.

if guidos didn't exist, then...